How do you creampie without impregnating?

How do you creampie without impregnating?

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Her going on birth control

you can't leave a creampie then

its spelled vasectomy retard.

and how are you supposed to creampie a girl after you've had one??

Holy shit, being this retarded is actually a thing.

I guess that's the only way?

You just went full retard
>Inb4 "I was just pretending to be retarded"

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Cycle Management, a very risky game though. But yeh, put her on birth control, and always have some Plan B sitting around.

I have a bit of a breeding fetish, so I know all about the glory of Plan B, but she's going to be a cunt for a few days if she takes it. Do not recommend this being a normal procedure.

lol 12 yo detected

Can't get pergert if she dead.

Get a girl with a feminine penis rather than a vagina

ITT:>how do you creampie without impregnating?
Let's look at what a Creampie is jimbo

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.
Sorry sonny looks like your shit out of luck

Cream a tranny, but Imma guess u were going to do that anyway u fukin faggot pervert

If you don't want to have a little (you) running around in 9 months

stop this

Do you think your cum is 100% sperm?

enjoy bubba at the big house

It's mostly water and other nutrients

I require nutrients!

holy shit you virgins realize that girls can only get pregnant for like 5 days each month right?

have your balls x-rayed.

oh...oh no you believe this?

Fucking track her schedule with an app and cream in her on off days. The human body is predictable.

>"retard"
>more retarded
wow

Cut off your balls OP, that'll fix it for you

I hope you're trolling me bro. Or maybe its one of our summer friends poking around B during xmas vacation. Either way read a book.

Water is not a nutrient.

But then there's no vagina...

fuck your own mom. you can't get your own mom pregnant, it's like a natural law.

thanks dad! I'm ready for the orgy now :)

apparently reading isn't either

Make sure she is on the pill or has the coil

Summer fag

Dubs

Use this just in case

>the coil
what's that?

I fuck my mom that is menopause.

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just go for it, as long as youre not doing it all the time chances are you wont get her pregnant

kek

Smoke a lot of weed & wear tight pants

not the guy who posted this but Other implies that Water is also a nutrient.

Utd

Anti pregnancy insert. They are amazing

contraceptives coming a long way..

that still isnt a 100% promise of no little faggot baby

Retard. You can't impregnate a man

You are a 12 yo. I've had a vasectomy since 2000.. I'm 46 and I cum in my 18 year old gf all the time.. Gtfo of here with that bullshit

alot of extra details that arent needed. ' im 46, i fuck 18 yr olds' sounds like internet tough guy bullshit to me. Look how alpha i am bros. if youre gonna fuck 18 yr olds just fuck whores or sluts, vapid as fuck 18 yr olds are annoying cunts and i dont see why you would make one your girlfriend.

getting off topic, you only needed to tell him you had a vasectomy and that he's stupid. not that you fuck 18 yr olds with daddy issues. anyone can fuck a girl with daddy issues and low self-esteem.

"I'm 46 and I cum in my 18 year old gf all the time.. Gtfo of here with that bullshit"


HAHAHHAHAHAHA fuck off, you're not even trying to sound believable

Sounds like some butthurt 20 something's here. Don't be jealous.. Get out there instead of making stupid comments on an user board.lol

After coming inside of her, grab a sledgehammer and smash her pelvis to pieces. Even if she gets pregnant she can never give birth. It's called a sledgehammer abortion

But...you're doing the same thing. Except also lying. How sad.

I'm not lying shit for brains

>18 year old gf

Gtfo of here with that bullshit

Whatever liar.

This? I'll spare you the Buck Angel pic.

Umad bro?

yeah, you really think anyone here will believe you? How stupid are you?

No, just not gullible.

Creampie yo gra'ma

I don't care if any of you believe me

No you are gullible, you get triggered on me with an 18 year old on Sup Forums. Who is the gullible one now?

Clearly you do.

Make sure you have money for a plan B pill, and then say it was an accident.

Clearly I don't.. But you do because here you are again. Getting butthurt

Nice try turning that around loser.
weak

Sit in the sauna and jacuzzi at the gym often.

I'm not even butthurt man. Why does you lying to strangers on the internet hurt me?

Just creampie in her ass

You care deeply, or you would ignore it.
You thought you were gonna be the alpha darling on Sup Forums and everyone is laughing at how pathetic you look...

"I don't care that you don't believe me but I will keep posting about it really my GF is 18 lol"

it's called 'projection'.

I didn't turn anything around. You just kept going. Lol
See I thought you were 20 something. Now I think you're 15 because only a 15 year old doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

No one is alpha in here. You guys projected that. Are you mad that all you have is to cap to traps and furries?

Oh dear. We need to learn you some sex ed

have her be on birth control implant

anal

Sperms

I am 36 and I cum inside my 32 yr old gf and her 12 yr old daughter. I would creampie her 5 year old but she can't fit me yet. Kind of a work in progress.

post your 18 year old girlfriends tits or forever be branded a fucking loser ass liar.

So you're 15, that explains everything.

Image search that you fag

CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE

He sure showed you!


pff

did you take this with a toaster? Gonna need some ID as proof.

You done ate the bait

Sorry that's all you get

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I'm giving her all the muslim cum she ever wants!

Is it because you're lying maybe?

I'm still not lying but you are still triggered

Or maybe he doesn't want to reward you for being a fucking faggot

Sure we all believe you...

I just slid my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it

Gee Op, daaaaaa lets see well how about making sure she's on the pill or have your nuts snipped. There ya go. That simple. Or is that too hard for a dimwit to understand?

loser

Just always be careful and use another guy's girl in case of accidents.

Yup.. Loser.. That's OK though. I'll be losing my way deep dicking and 18 yo while there you are.. Fapping to traps.. Winrar!

Fag