Just broke up with my gf and never done one of these, so fuck it. Dubs decide

Just broke up with my gf and never done one of these, so fuck it. Dubs decide

Cmon faggots

Send this and ask if she likes your cock

Tbh I might do that even without dubs

Start it off real smooth-like
>Hey gurl, I like boobies. Do you have any for papa?

I forgot why I swiped right.

Let's see it then

Tell her that you would've stayed with her if she'd offered anal.

Can you actually send pictures in chat? I don't have the option.

In the meantime..

I'm looking for a nice girl to rub genitals with while we view the latest porns.

No you cannot and that opener was disturbingly bad. ur fukt m9

You have a nice face and let's see that body and see if it matches, nudes?

Yeah that shit was retarded.

Ethan?

I guess I'll just turn this into "I'll send whatever to different people and see who responds"

Every girl I've ever met named Courtney has fucked black men. Are you a nigslut?

You face looks like mona lisas retarded soul, can i sit on it

dem sweet sweet dubs

Oy, thanks for using my post, she must think you are an alien.

Use this please

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Hey babe, I am going to go to your house and Nut in your Butter.

Believe it or not, no one's messaging me back

I find this interesting.
I knew a Courtney in highschool and she got pregnant at like 15. At that highschool it was actually somewhat rare for things like that to happen.

And she did indeed fuck a black man. That was one of the major concerns she had at the time, that she had no idea what color her kid was going to be because she'd fucked around so much at least 4 guys were candidates including the negro fella.

Does anyone else know Courtneys that fucked black men? Maybe it's a trend.

Not particularly surprised.

Why don't we try doing one without fucking up the first line and then fuck it up later for fun?

I'm hot, you're homely. Let's scissor buttholes.

I've fucked two Courtneys and they both dated/fucked black dudes.Turns out some do go back.
>inb4 fucked a mudshark

Hey hun, let me slide my hot dog into your toasty buns.

I'm lonely, gimme a phone number for nudes.

Im in club they shooting

Checked em

Name's Pulse… yeah, that's right… Pulse nightclub.

dubs don't lie

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chekem