If you could fuck any video game girl who would it be?

If you could fuck any video game girl who would it be?
Tiny Kong makes my dick harder than diamond!!

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Tetra

good choice

Awesome pic

zelda, i love her green hat/outfit ;)

Nowi
10/10, would live forever with and resire the manakete race

Mei, she looks so soft

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Hell yea

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An asari

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If Tiny Kong ate the entirety of DK's banana hoard, how big do you think her turd would be?

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Imposter Iosefka. Crazy is appealing

rosalina from mario
or misha from ar tonelico

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Game Over Gruntilda

Any Little Sister from Bioshock
And Toadette

Damn.. that's fucking hot!

my face when I saw this thread

I can definitely relate.

Ruby and Sapphire had some good fapbait. May, Flannery, Phoebe, the Beauty NPC, good lord

ny nibba

This one is all mine though.

Asari are nothing more then sexual objects for the galaxy. Breeding with alien races always gives another little Asari, ready to guzzle more cum.

Sable from animal crossing

I couldn't agree more

Don't talk about Liara that way.

MINE

I would make Liara choke on my cock for an, always pulling out before I cum as I see tears come down her eyes because I stole her from Shepard. And then I would load her mouth up with my cum as she holds it like a bowl with her mouth and she knows she can't swallow it until I leave the room (whenever that will be) or else I she will have to spend the next night with two krograns who fuck so hard she forgets how to even say the word REAPER!

you nigger. i'll kill you.

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Bitch Please.. She ain't no Shadow Broker..

But you could I brok'her with my dick!!!!!

Im surprise you still like her now that my dick been in her.

She's one of my Shepard's best friends. You haven't and you will not touch her unless you treat her right.

I guess this is our thread now.

>Claim your Mass Effect waifus.
>One per user.

Then i'm claiming Tali

By treat her right you mean break her mind so she craves nothing but cock? You know it!!

Might as well call teh game Cock-Effect

In a fucking heartbeat

>Implying she and Feron weren't fucking while you were a corpse

I will nuke your existence.

One thing I do know is that Feron is a gentleman.

I think I'm winning.

>miranda is best waifu

I've always loved her.

Coco a cute, and the only furry character i have ever had a crush on

Sure, but she's a one off. By the time your sperm hit any part of her body she breaks into a infection.

and lets be Honest here, Miranda was made (literally made) to be the perfect sex object through genetic manipulation. She's a designer baby, designed perfectly for the dick

After you bang her a few time, her body is used to you, and you can bang with impunity

ya, but you have to fuck her in a clean room or be really into a latex suit fetish.

Her body is perfect, but I think her vulnerability, compassion, and loyalty are a lot sexier. That accent helps too.

Not really, She and shep have had sex without her suit. After the party, her suit was put back on wrong after she and Shep went at it

there's so much of that dlc i haven't seen. i think i only went through it with my main shep and my main girl.

Citadel is a lot better than people give it credit for

It was fantastic. I loved having those interactions with everybody. That dlc gets me so emotional.

>It's been a good run
>The best

I was happy I got to spend more time with Miranda. Dying sucks man. A hell of a way to go though.

Nah, Shep survived, fuck the synthetics, I have a quarian to marry

Dying did suck, good thing Im here to snatch Liara up

This.

Or Rikku

So you picked destroy?
>i like how we're having a casual conversation while posting porn

Garrus is under strict orders to shoot anyone who tries to hurt Liara. He'll shoot your balls and then shoot your face.

Of course I did. I'm not done living, and after the way they parted, I couldn't leave Tali alone

EDI felt like a daughter to me. I had to solve the problem once and for all, so I chose synthesis.

Hey OP, did you think that this would turn into a mass effect thread when you started this?

Worthy of dubs.

Garrus is dead you fool, at least on the inside. So distraught over Shepard death that he took to drinking.

Plus how is Liara going to call for help with my cock in her throat

I choose to believe that the Catalyst was lying, because losing ALL the geth after workin my ass off to save everyone feels like a kick in the nuts, and EDIs loss is just retarded

Would it be worth becoming infected with the zombie aids thing?

Then there's Jack, Kasumi, Zaeed, Samara, Grunt, Wrex, EDI, and Kaiden to fuck you up.

I don't know. My Shepard was willing to take a leap of faith (literally) at the end. I hated to leave Miranda all alone, but I'd like to think this started happening a few years after I was gone.
>pic related

Lara
Miranda
Liara
Ashley
Bastila
Elizabeth
Morrigan
Leliana
Izabela
Ellie
Ellie
Sarah
That redhead Ezio fucks
little sisters
Eleanore
Clementine
Uriel
All the draeneis girls
those 2 draenei twin demon bosses in sunwell plateau
Trish
Kyrie
Kaldwin empresses, regardless of youth
Alyx
Elika
Kaileena
Shahdee
that girl, that stands next to the bunch of guys playing some kind of holochess in 2nd town in Rage
Visas
Mission
Nightsong
Ashara
Vette
Katha Niar
that prominent woman from Shadow of Revan expantion to TOR
main female characters from Vampire: masquarade: bloodlines
Widowmaker
Mercy
Symerta
Pharah
Sombra
D'Va

Thats what i can come up with off the top of my head

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Triss Merigold.
The magical disolving outfit makes one diamonds.

Tali doesn't have any beliggerent sexual tension with anyone if she's with Shepard, though. She's alone after he dies

Puh-Lease, they won't even realize that the mysterious "Shadow Broker" is gone.
But don't worry too much about Liara, I won't fuck with her for long, because after 9 months or so when she gives birth to shepherd child (because in my game it was her they fucked) she will have to have sloppy seconds when the little Asari struggles to slurp my dick with her tiny blue lips.

>History will remember Shepard as a cuck!

shes a book character, not game character

I don't understand what you're saying. Plus, in my game Garrus and Tali get together.

>they won't even realize that the mysterious "Shadow Broker" is gone
I'm pretty sure they will since they're all friends and they saved the universe together and now everyone is one with the force (synthesis).

Crash has a smoking hot sister, although Tawna is also very hot!

if u fuck tali, she ends up with no1 after shepards death

ok. i didn't say anything about tali in that first comment tho.

Ha, I suppose that's right.

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If you and Tali form a relationship, she is left alone if you die. She and Garrus only hook up if you aren't with her, and she has no love interests outside of Shep and Garrus.
I choose to leave Shep alive for her sake, given that the only person she really has left is Raan
[spoiler]Who's voice actor comes up a lot more than I expect. She was in the game Destiny, and she was in that shitty X-Men: The Last Stand[/spoiler]

HOTS Chromie. Or any female from HOTS, really, Blizz's HOTS art team is so fucking based

Oh, I didn't know you were the one talking to me. I get it.

Plus, given how extensive Cerberus's reconstructive surgery on Shep was, there's no saying who he can impregnate. Maybe he and Tali can have a little half breed or something.
Miranda can't. Which I feel bad for, she got fucked the day she was born because her father is an egomaniacal cunt

Whatever version, shadow or not.
Shadow seems to be more slutty anyways.

Ayla

Yeah, Miranda deserved better. I'd like to think Jack takes care of her though. In my mind, Shepard's death changed how they felt about one another. Shepard was close to them both.

Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about having a child if she's in a lesbian relationship.

impregnate? What r u, stupid?
U choose control ending, u make yourself a human-size avatar to interacts with humanoids with reaper tech and live forever without the need for children.

Why would you? In the Control ending, Shepard is dead. What's left in control even says that Shepard is dead, so why would it bother?
Besides, if you just kill the reapers you don't have to worry

This series was so fantastic.

Elena from SFIII. No doubt.

This.

Or Mercy.

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subtitles say "Shepard", when reaper talks about infinity and immortality. Hologram says "ull control the reapers", so theres supposedly "u" left to infer your will and since the reapers fly away, u do control them, instead of them taking u over. The death is, based on this, more of a way of saying the quality and life of Shepard is no longer, as it transcended to be reapers, who r not alive, cuz they r robots.

MOAR TALI

I wish I could git gud at Mei, but she's such a high level of skill to be good at her.
Mercy, thankfully, is much easier to play

It really was. It had it's hiccups, but in the end, I actually loved it.
I'm not playing Andromeda, because the entire time, my mindset will be "This isn't Shepard. Where's Shepard"