Hey faggots, lets make a shitty story, one post at a time. I'll go first:
Once upon a time, there was a tard.
Hey faggots, lets make a shitty story, one post at a time. I'll go first:
Once upon a time, there was a tard.
and he posted on Sup Forums
He always posted banana images in YLYL threads.
And contributed in trap threads
But one day, he decided to go outside.
Then one day he had an idea
This idea, was somehow the most retarded thing anyone has ever thought in the history of the entire world
He was going to hack the DNC
He grabbed his mouse an keyboard, and googled how to hack
He shits his pants
and then FBI come to his house
he decided to wipe his HD
And wipe his ass
With his bare hand
officer was shocked
proof he was russian
that his hands was full of shit
more proof he was russian
Boggle
but he never whitnessed a murdee like this
So he went to see his favorite teacher who he had a crush on
He pulls out his micropenis
as he whips it our ravioli falls out of this foreskin
Since his hands were converted in shit, his dick now had shit all over it
and plays the sesame street them song on his ipod
He smacked her in the face and shit on the floor
So she ate his ass to teach him a lesson, even though he didn't properly wipe his ass
The janitor came in naked and said,
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
"Ay dios mios, is so big"
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
nigger
The tard turned to her and said;
are you black
Good friction time
tard begs the janitor to take him to mcdonalds
WOLOLOLO
And they don't stop coming
why ca't athiests define autism?
The janitor tells him yes, but only after she can eat his liquid shit.
The janitor has a nam flashback and beats the shit out of him
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
teacher is masturbating the whole time and squirts on janitors eyes, janitor gets a massive boner and rapes tard as he shits on his wet cock
...
Once upon a time, there was a tard.
and he posted on Sup Forums
He always posted banana images in YLYL threads.
And contributed in trap threads
But one day, he decided to go outside.
Then one day he had an idea
This idea, was somehow the most retarded thing anyone has ever thought in the history of the entire world
He was going to hack the DNC
He grabbed his mouse an keyboard, and googled how to hack
He shits his pants
and then FBI come to his house
he decided to wipe his HD
And wipe his ass (proof he was russian)
With his bare hand
officer was shocked
that his hands was full of shit (more proof he was russian)
but he never whitnessed a murdee like this
So he went to see his favorite teacher who he had a crush on
He pulls out his micropenis
and plays the sesame street them song on his ipod
as he whips it our ravioli falls out of his foreskin
Since his hands were converted in shit, his dick now had shit all over it
He smacked her in the face and shit on the floor
So she ate his ass to teach him a lesson, even though he didn't properly wipe his ass
The janitor came in naked and said,
Ay dios mios, is so big
The tard turned to her and said;
are you black
tard begs the janitor to take him to mcdonalds
The janitor tells him yes, but only after she can eat his liquid shit.
The janitor has a nam flashback and beats the shit out of him
teacher is masturbating the whole time and squirts on janitors eyes, janitor gets a massive boner and rapes tard as he shits on his wet cock
tard dies
the end
Or is it...? The tards hand raises from his grave
IF SOMEOE DOES A SCREENCAP PUT ME IN IT
and he... he became a Sup Forumstard with no brains.
Bravo
BEKFAST