Hey faggots, lets make a shitty story, one post at a time. I'll go first:

Hey faggots, lets make a shitty story, one post at a time. I'll go first:

Once upon a time, there was a tard.

and he posted on Sup Forums

He always posted banana images in YLYL threads.

And contributed in trap threads

But one day, he decided to go outside.

Then one day he had an idea

This idea, was somehow the most retarded thing anyone has ever thought in the history of the entire world

He was going to hack the DNC

He grabbed his mouse an keyboard, and googled how to hack

He shits his pants

and then FBI come to his house

he decided to wipe his HD

And wipe his ass

With his bare hand

officer was shocked

proof he was russian

that his hands was full of shit

more proof he was russian

Boggle

but he never whitnessed a murdee like this

So he went to see his favorite teacher who he had a crush on

He pulls out his micropenis

as he whips it our ravioli falls out of this foreskin

Since his hands were converted in shit, his dick now had shit all over it

and plays the sesame street them song on his ipod

He smacked her in the face and shit on the floor

So she ate his ass to teach him a lesson, even though he didn't properly wipe his ass

The janitor came in naked and said,

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

"Ay dios mios, is so big"

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

nigger

The tard turned to her and said;

are you black

Good friction time

tard begs the janitor to take him to mcdonalds

WOLOLOLO

And they don't stop coming

why ca't athiests define autism?

The janitor tells him yes, but only after she can eat his liquid shit.

The janitor has a nam flashback and beats the shit out of him

And they don't stop coming

And they don't stop coming

teacher is masturbating the whole time and squirts on janitors eyes, janitor gets a massive boner and rapes tard as he shits on his wet cock

...

Once upon a time, there was a tard.
and he posted on Sup Forums
He always posted banana images in YLYL threads.
And contributed in trap threads
But one day, he decided to go outside.
Then one day he had an idea
This idea, was somehow the most retarded thing anyone has ever thought in the history of the entire world
He was going to hack the DNC
He grabbed his mouse an keyboard, and googled how to hack
He shits his pants
and then FBI come to his house
he decided to wipe his HD
And wipe his ass (proof he was russian)
With his bare hand
officer was shocked
that his hands was full of shit (more proof he was russian)
but he never whitnessed a murdee like this
So he went to see his favorite teacher who he had a crush on
He pulls out his micropenis
and plays the sesame street them song on his ipod
as he whips it our ravioli falls out of his foreskin
Since his hands were converted in shit, his dick now had shit all over it
He smacked her in the face and shit on the floor
So she ate his ass to teach him a lesson, even though he didn't properly wipe his ass
The janitor came in naked and said,
Ay dios mios, is so big
The tard turned to her and said;
are you black
tard begs the janitor to take him to mcdonalds
The janitor tells him yes, but only after she can eat his liquid shit.
The janitor has a nam flashback and beats the shit out of him
teacher is masturbating the whole time and squirts on janitors eyes, janitor gets a massive boner and rapes tard as he shits on his wet cock
tard dies
the end

Or is it...? The tards hand raises from his grave

IF SOMEOE DOES A SCREENCAP PUT ME IN IT

and he... he became a Sup Forumstard with no brains.

Bravo

BEKFAST