You have 5 minutes to do whatever you want to her, without consequence. How do you spend your time?

You have 5 minutes to do whatever you want to her, without consequence. How do you spend your time?

eating a cucumber.

Oh you jokester

Drain her bank account and max out all her credit cards into my business account.

She's pretty ugly.

Jenga

fucking her asshole while using a carbon fiber rod to stripe her ass cheeks.

Better known as "tuesday"

Oh yeah, so ugly

Ask her how many STD's she has, do a 360 degree turn then walk away.

boil her an egg

Her face makes me think of what Jewish AID's would look like if it existed.

That mole kills her face, even her ass is super flat, would be zero fun from behind.

Yeah, sorry bro, she's ugly.

This is the correct answer. Would you like to see her spread her asshole?

>fornication 10 seconds
>1min to get dressed
>50 Secs asking if she wants orange juice
>2mins crying into her shoulder
>1min explaining why Dota is far superior then LoL

Aww, upset people aren't infatuated with your at best 2/10? I don't post bags of Doritos on Sup Forums expecting people to appreciate my "gourmet" taste.

Not upset at all homie

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jesus fuck that wart is huge

way too much makeup/10

top kekerino

>How do you spend your time?
5 mins? Just about time for a game of backgammon

Converting thread to Gfur

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>"her"

Here's no makeup

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I get her to rob a bank, very quickly. I give her 100 dollars to shut up, and I tell her to never mention it again.

give her a bowl of eggs

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Didn't anyone ever tell her not to suck dicks that are covered in warts? Fuck bitch, your lip.

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woah, that is big.

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holy shit that actually made me laugh out loud

Also, dubs speak truth.

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Steal all her stuff

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That's not gfur.
You failed.

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Lol, blindly dumping from a folder, sometimes things get mixed up.

Nope. You lose.

Nobody likes your gremlin, please stop, it's disturbing the children.

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actually i think she's kinda hot
I mean tell me I have no taste, but uh... damn.

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>N-nice weather we're having

show that ass

You have no taste. Happy?

Here's her cunt

Make her eat a bowl of boiled eggs in under 5 mins

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Not bad

I thought dota and league were the same game now

I can smell the rotten fish from here.

kek

I mean, sure i guess lol. I'm not too bothered

Want webms of her?

4/9 would nail...

her cunt lips to a board, then rub freshly cut jalapenos on her clit.

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You know it.

Hot.
Get it?

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Make her eat a bowl of eggs.

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I'll give her clothes and tell her to be a decent woman

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I HAVE A LOT

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Send as many as you can, she's pretty good

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keep replying if you want more.

In the next one she spreads her asshole.

I'd love to watch her cry as I made her bleed and scream.

it's sad that people here won't appreciate this beaut

You leave me no choice then lol

all the same guy or no?

yeah its just me, lurkin i guess

oh the screaming thing is not me, im not morbid like that mb

No bitch, you wouldn't know how to treat a cunt if one fell into your lap holding a riding crop.

Proof that its not me, its pretty late.

ok cool. I think you are worthy to cum to her lol. not the blood freak though.

I have more if this doesn't put you over.
I believe you homie

I'll take a nap, and tell her to fuck off