Ask an italianfag anything thread

Ask an italianfag anything thread

also ITALIAN THREAD, i guess, if you want

bumpity boompty

gay

bumpschi

Where are you from

TRST JE NAŠ!

how many cucumbers does the avrg. italian consume in a day? And why isnt your answer 6?

Trst je naš!

Bologna, IT

Why do italians use the mexican flag?
Can´t you come up with a flag of your own?

sorry, I forgot to say
no irish people allowed
learn your flag

Che fai nella vita?

holy shit! you americans sure are fucking retarded

if i were to put a number on it, I'd say i eat about 3 a summer

>Bologna
Hey i live in Australia but my family is from Calabria,Caulonia i'm trying to learn Italian should i go visit there ?

Ma quanto è buono il cus cus

If you can talk and understand more than a little italian, then yes. Otherwise you should come with a guide or something, not too many italians know English

why are you the scum of europe?

Please tell me your pasta sauce recipe?? Trying to perfect mine

sure, why not, if you have the chance
I talk shit a lot about italy but it's a pretty good place for a vacation honestly
Haven't been to Calabria though. They talk weird there, not reall the best county in terms of communication with foreigners

are you seriously asking me about my pasta sauce recipe?
how fucking dare you sir

what about Poland

non lo so

te

non tanto, tbh

well, at least you admit it
>views in: italy - least trustworthy: italy

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You or some member of your family had already some problem with Mafia?

no
i live in the north of italy

kek, yeah, that seems accurate
we're a people of scumbags. Italians were literally almost nazis

Strùnzolo.

italiani fessi avere pagato 250mila dollari per la Clinton.

Pigliàteve scuòrno, zuzzùsi.

Posta figa locale.

Che zona?

ma che abbiamo politici coglioni già si sapeva.. Abbiamo pagato pure il riscatto per quelle due mongoloidi andate dall'isis..

negro'ffanculo

I love lago di garda, are you in trentino?

Did you know you Italians are literally niggers? Your ancestors were fucked by the black Moors and changed your bloodlines forever making you part eggplant. Sicilians especially.

Rome?

Sìmme Nàpule Paisà!

ok

Italian technology

uè guagliò bello sto thread

he said bologna u /re/tard

Vivo tra università e pisolini senza essere spronato a fare alcunché, ho perso interesse in tutto e mi tormento penssndo a come stavo bene anni fa (prima che la mia ex sotterrasse i miei sentimenti definitivamente)

>overpriced shit
>being proud of that

E l'Uomo Tigre, che lotta contro il male,
non ha paura, sempre vinceràààà!

E l'Uomo Tigre, si batte con furore,
ha tanti amici, è grande la bontà,
ma col nemico non ha pietààààigher-men!!!

dio che vita triste..

*pistolini,
mannaggia questo ricchione di autocorrect dell'iPhone

madò esci le ciliege faggot

Si, davvero, ma sto cercando di migliorarmi, mi sono iscritto in palestra ed ho qualche amico, anche se non sono felice

san donato

"c'ho da fare, escilo e piscialo tu il cane!"

>Repeat the IP number two times

Fuck you faggot

San Donàto di Piave?

pic related

Ué ma un po' di fegah?

se passi le giornate qui ti deprimi ancora di piu' mi sa.. Vai a figa invece di stare qui su Sup Forums..

>the IP number
>IP number
>IP

Yours grandmothers or grandfathers talk about Mussolini and WW2?

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te sei di milano.. Taaaaaac

bascini bascini
ma qualcuno che ascolta la dpg?

My mother lived in Italy, Naples but had to move to Poland because of the migrant situation.

How bad would you say it's where you live? Also, what's your opinion on Poland?

torta di compleanno fascista

DVX, MEA LVX

Chi ci guida e ci conDUCE?
DVCE!!! DVCE!!!! DVCE!!!!

frà quanti siamo?

Paesan, what do you guys do all day, instead of going to work?

i almost raped a girl in poland m8

Quarcheduno della provinca r' Sernia?

meglio se femmina...

at least our dicks are bigger than yours

ma che cazzo

se grattàmo la panza

Britfag with Italian girlfriend here. Is there anything I need to worry about?

AH.Obrigado di mettermi in linea figa

Se non conosci la gang allora non parlarne

My grandparents are too old to have a direct opinion on Mussolini, they were kids, but they remember the war.
My grandmother were poor at that time, no food nor water, but she told me many times about u.s soliders that gave to her and other childs chocolate and bubblegum.
While my grandfather lived in a farm, and during and after the war they had recived a lot of money to procuce more food, so they became quite rich.

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI?

Di che zona siete?

She will cheat on your manlet ass without hesitation.

la zona non si infama...
zona 8, te?

scopavo una di lì e giuro che non sto scherzando

Sure. I mean, when they were still alive. My grampa was a partigiano, he fought the fascists/nazis

How do you almost rape someone?

I've read the Late Mattia Pascal by Pirandello recently. Tho literature isn't really my thing, I kinda enjoyed it.

[spoiler]Italy is still shit tho.[/spoiler]

I thought "Obrigado" was a Portuguese word.

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777
ma preferisco tedua

Let her cook and gave her cock, that's the rule

Itailan girlfriends > british gf
I live in both countries and had both gfs

Have you tried a Dominos Super Supreme. Best Pizza ever.

un caffè NERO FASCISTA !!

Zona 1 feeegah

She hardly lets me cook and loves cock esp. sucking and a hard fucking, so I think I'm winning there

captcha: cups of coffee

>I've read the Late Mattia Pascal by Pirandello recently. Tho literature isn't really my thing, I kinda enjoyed it.

in Italian? or was it a translation?

Provincia a Nord ma uni in bovisa

In realtà loro sono i meno bravi rispetto a molti altri ma sono quelli che si notano di più quindi 777 su ogni cosa

Do all toasters toast toast?

Pirandello is one of the most famous writers, but not one of the best actually

PoliMierda dio cane

Translation, ofc. I'm a monolingual plebeian :(.

Is that a photo of what the average Italian born woman will look like in 50 years?

É LA PRIMA VOLTA CHE FACCIO TRIPS IN 5 ANNI SONO FELICIO

io direi di andare in cattolica e fare cose tipo filosofia che ci sono le peggio fighe

ma perchè anche nei post Italiani ci sono sempre le scimmie????