About to ask a hot girl out, I have crippling anxiety...

About to ask a hot girl out, I have crippling anxiety. Overthink and worry too much about the consequences if it goes wrong.
What do?

>Also rate thread

Is that the girl in the photo?

seriously? its me.

timestamp

That's you? Lol dont do it!!!!!

No offense OP but if she's really 'hot' then you have no chance

Maybe you shouldn't ask a hot girl out on a date.

Go for something at your own level, someone fat, ugly and obnoxious

Oh look, it's that idiot from Youtube who tried to start and internet anti-swag gang a few years ago.

They let you out early from your state sponsored holiday for possession of child pornography I see.

Good for you.

"rate thread"

Your self esteem is probably already too low for us to make you feel any worse.

You wish you were the beast dude, no way its you.

Anti-Swag gang? Wtf is this guy I gotta check this shit out.

Thnaks for the help, ASSHOLE!
Oh, is the swaggot offended?
What do u mean?
Thanks. At least 1 person who want to help. What should I say to her?

Tell het to forget what she likes, and lower drastically her standards, so you can be happy, not her.

okay i can mention that but how should i start the convo

There's not much you can do. Just be funny and be confident. That sounds redundant given you said you have crippling anxiety, but confidence is a state of mind; there's nothing you can physically do to make yourself more confident, but not being anxious will help with being confident.

Right before asking her out, try doing something to get yourself in a 'silly' mood. Where you're laughing not because you heard a funny joke or whatever but because in that moment you just feel like you're having a fun time. This should at least a little bit resonate with her and show her that you at least feel positive.

But what would I know, I'm just a Sup Forumstard

Tell her, Hey, Ive looking at you for a long time from afar, looking your every move, would you accept a coffee, alone? WIN

Try talking about current events. They're a pretty easy way to start a conversation. You can bring it up and ask them what they think about it, and just let them do all the talking.

"So do you think Putin will carve up a turkey and start WW3?"

Or maybe...not that exact question...you get the point though

This'll kind of work. Try not to come off as creepy though. And don't ramble on either, be straight to the point. Try to aim to get your meaning out in as few words as possible.

Tnahks 4 the advice!

Anything else?

Just ask her, who cares? At worst, she says no.

Just don't ask when she's around her friends cause she'll probably say no.

Tell her she smells nicer than a dumpster at a five star hotel.

nigga you're the beast! you have NO reason to be worried. just grab her by the pussy.

who the fuck do you think you are?

Tell her there's an empty striper pole at your house with her name on it, cept you are going to dance since she just got off work.

I'll consider that. i think this is accepted now that trump is president
Why do u harass me in literslly every thread??
wouldnt that sound weird? do girls like that?

im not OP, OP is impersonating me because he's a little bitch

i harass you because you take my likeness and use it for your own and im pretty sure that's against the law.

YOU afre not ME

stop lying!

and show ur real face

THIS IS MY REAL FACE

Fucking moron you nod your head and say yeah mmmhmmm yeah ok sounds good. Just let her talk but she's going to test you to see if you are really listening. That's where you come up with a good response relate with her and she will continue talking about her self. I can do this skill with out thinking after 3 years of marriage.

Prove you are OP

what the fuck is going on?

NO!
I am, he isnt.
some1 stole my pics and is acting as if he was me. illegal.

right I stole YOUR pics

how about YOU show YOUR real face

one of you faggots just post a timestamp

This IS my FACE

Now show YOURS!

get outta my way kiddo

I don't have to prove anything to you swag-fag
IVE SHOWN MY FACE, YOU NEED TO SHOW YOURS

what's that prove?

I would suggest working out, unless you are dating a fellow whale

a timestamp with the current date and time it would prove which one is the fake (Both of them)

i see

OKAY, here u GO!

i am the REAL DEAL

now report the other one pls.

>12/5
>3:14

That's the date & time where I currently live.

Lrn2timezone

Looks legit

that's not even the real date or time

your timezone is 15 days behind mine?

lol

It's obvious which one is legit, and which one is the imposter. Are you guys seriously uncertain?

yeah, me

i do live in the middle of the pacific

thanks

fuck off newfag

As harsh as it is, I agree. Work out dude.

you know what i don't have time for this i have some ladies to fuck later swag-fag

who is that? your underage sex slave?

Gender?

12 year old boy

>What do?

Honestly? Give up. MANY people have lifted happy and fulfilling lives without companionship from the opposite sex.
So give up, accept your fate, and get on with your life. You'll be much happier if you do.

so is the beast still there

No, I mean the blonde pic.

i know, the beast is in his early to mid 20's