Go on dating site

>go on dating site
>chick is cute, we have a lot in common
>get to TV and movies
>begin puking

You people have ruined me

how were her feet?

Yes, but what about her feet?

They were feet

it seems you typed dating site when you meant to say playground

This is why men are better.

>go to dating site
>see people from school
>chuckle to myself how I knew they'd be alone
>Sign up for a profile

And you expect us to help you with an answer like that?

>go on dating site
kys

>hot fashion designer chick loves before sunrise and spring breakers

Fucked her the same night.

Excalibur
Only God Forgives
Groundhog's Day
Demolition Man
The Usual Suspects
Double Down
Dredd
The Rocketeer
Brazil (Director's Cut)
Robocop
Super
The Holy Mountain
Fargo

I put these down as my favorite movies on Okcupid but none of the guys who ask me out like them (they're into Marvelshit). I'm a grill btw

Do you like spanking? Post butt.

10/10 would licc.

How many times a day would you estimate that you fart?

Have my children

>Demolition Man
>Dredd
>The Rocketeer
>Robocop

Nice

>The Holy Mountain
You like it up the ass don't you.

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I've literally broken up with a girl because she didn't enjoy one of my favourite films

You'll be hard pressed to find any woman who enjoys Batman V Superman

That's pretty shitty list. I'm a guy btw

Underrated post.