Tfw you turn 21

>tfw you turn 21
>tfw no friends to take you out drinking
>tfw you never had friends to drink with in HS so you know jack shit
>tfw not depressed enough to become raging alcoholic

Initiate me, Sup Forums. What do i drink?

you down for beer or hard liquor?

Rum and cokes all day brother. I gained some weight so now It's diet coke, but it's easy to down a dozen in a night.

>What do i drink?
Marinate some brains in your own urine and drink it, that should set you up.

What kind of idiot ask a a question like this?

smoke broccoli bruh

>Rum and coke

He said he's 21, not 16...

Crown Royal on the rocks. Start off right OP

That's just stupid.
Why are you so intent on drinking alcohol?

Just because it's legal for you to doesn't mean you have to.

Crown is shit.
I'll cook with it if someone is stupid enough to give me a bottle of it, but I won't drink the crap.

why didnt u just play sports or something in hs easy way to get friends

Well then you have shit taste. It's best you can get at that price point.

What do you drink?

What is your experience now?

My second (budget) go to bottle is Jim Beam

Makers mark

Dude what? You could easily get bulleit bourbon, and possibly makers mark, or a glenlivet 12yr.

Makers is good, especially served neat on a cold night.

Cheers

I'm 18 and in college, and I feel pretty conflicted about drinking. I don't want to fuck up my physique, and I don't especially like the foggy feeling you get from drinking, but I feel like I'm missing out on a lot. Advice?

Sup Forumsrandy is the only acceptable answer

Sixers of beer, high end.

Go chat up lonely chicks at the bar they are just like you. 2 beers then smooches at your place.

I was just like you don't drink to drink it's deadly like that.

Clean your room, it's great just to read or watch TV. Im 26 now and the only time I drank heavily was during a bit of a trip. Coffee vodka and tabac, proper robot.

Those are all good too. But I prefer my drink on the rocks (Miami fag). For my taste, Rye is best for this.

Youre not.

Go out and try different liquors and ways to mix them. I use to love mixing rum however I've moved onto drinking whiskey "neat" (no ice or mixer)

Bullet makes a decent rye.

Smirnoffs til you barf
That'll kill off any desire for those things
Wine is good, beer is ok, dirty martinis are fantastic as are Manhattans

Get a list of old timey cocktails and burn through it.
Avoid the stupid sounding ones like "buttery nipple" or "sex on the beach"
Whiskey is a good thing to fall back on as long as it isn't Jack Daniels
Order well drinks if you just need booze
Jaegermeister is for idiots and frat guys

Visit the Modern Drunkard forums

In all seriousness, black coffee is a better drink.
So many good flavours there. You can't beat it.

I'll check it out, I do enjoy their Bourbon

From the tests I've taken, i'm about as fit as your average 70 year old. Wouldn't be opposed but that's a long term goal

None, why I'm asking

Don't honestly care that much, but if I ever find myself meeting people at a bar I want some baseline knowledge at least to be able to order something that isn't shit.

Thanks for the advice so far, WI fag so I've got access to pretty much all this shit within 300 feet of my place

40 year old woman alert

this guy knows whats up

bleach

Cant go wrong with guiness

Don't. It's a shitty poison. If you want to enjoy yourself chemically do an actual drug.

ive never tasted guiness ever does it taste like a good quality beer?

>I gained some weight so now It's diet coke, but it's easy to down a dozen in a night.

test

It tastes like bitter mud.
Get a Smithwicks instead

Try with something light, like good craft/dark beer or wine if you are having a meal. DO NOT go with vodka or something like that if you don't want to get wasted. And for some other tips, -hangover after whisky is worse than the vodka one
-mixing different types of alco is bad idea, but if you have to, go from the lower amount of actual alcohol to the higher
That's what i know from my experiences

Avoid jack Daniels are you dense m8?

...bleach

Alcohol IS a cleaning solvent.

Guinness is the best beer ever created.

you guys really need to get some quality alcohol

Disaronno on ice. Easy to drink, but very sweet.

What do you drink

cum

You don't. Alcoholism is expensive. Get yourself a bottle of choccy milk and a new game.

funny,since the guy who said he drinks smirnoff would be more likely to drink cum

I weigh 150 at 5'7". I WAS 140

LOLOK get a flask of barton's vodka for 3 dollars, SO expensive. Takes 5 minutes of panhandling to get wasted, not an expensive vice for homeless people.