Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

2 breds?

claim'd

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Why is 2Mb limit still a thing?

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Will this be just another spam thread?

because mook hates us

Oh shit! It's the /waifu/ sheriff! Hide my weed!

カラミチーマス

I agree, wasn't it at 8MB at one point for Sup Forums?

Weed you say?

To spite us

SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!! GO AWAY SHERIFF! I AM IN THE SHOWER!! WAIT LIKE 15 MINUTES UNTIL I HIDE MY- I MEAN SHOWER MORE!

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Where is goldfigh#1?

No, besides, there was plenty of panties on the dump.

From what I've been told it was 2Mb before getting raised to 4 as well.

But we are all nice people.

COME OUT NOW OR I'LL KICK THE DOOR IN

In the shadow realm, I am the real one.

I AM NAKED!!

DON'T MAKE ME KICK THE DAMN DOOR

I didn't bother looking through it. If it's just random people's pantsu I don't care.

I too am naked under my clothes.

>But we're nice people
You weren't to me yesterday ;_;
BOSS is that you?
Kabobs spotted

Huh. I feel less pain. This worries me.

SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! I AM A WANTED MAN!! I'VE GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS!! AAAGH!! TIME TO ASCEND TO ANOTHER REALM!! *whoop whoop ascending*

Like you have clothers ya poordingus.

late claim, I fell asleep

>calling me Boss
Are you Maki? :^)

YOU WON'T GET AWAY THAT EASILY NEXT TIME

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(Clop) (Clop)
>roll

Claimed

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Aha! I've got a better trip because mine is now YokoQT! :^)

sure boss.

Hey son. How is life?

You say that, yet you've been here longer than most of us. Wouldn't you have known if it was 8MB at one point or not?

Saratoga is Saber.

i was just wondering whether you still used that trip

why are you not using your normal gardy trip tho?

Master gave me a pantsu! I am a free goblin now!

(Oj) (Vey)
>roll
Weihnachten rückt immer näher.

Because I am getting a new one, still fishing for it
Using a meme one in the meantime

No I'm the weapon to surpass metal gear
2hu
Haven't blown up anything lately?He knew
>Your last guess was wrong too

DOBBY GET BACK IN THE CLOSET OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH THE BELT AGAIN!

Mijn Waifu-Schwartz

Working on it

reee

I know who Ri- Sabe- Sara is
I only said that because Maki calls me Boss

>operation Crossroads

Saratoga is sword boy

Go back to 8ch

So it's not actually the pantsu that you're interested in but the purity of it's owner that they represent.

I never posted much on Sup Forums other than this thread, pretty sure when I started claiming the limit was 4Mb.

Hey hey, you started it and pissed me off with the tildes, I won you fair and square.

This pic reminds me of a certain sticker pack.

>weihanchten rückt immer näher
ich freu mich eigentlich drauf, wird ein entspannter abend

>roll

Fuck. Amatsun is now mad at me. Where did I fuck up?! Agh! What do I do?! I better buy him beer or else he will beat his wife again!

Why?

Stop

>Megumeme is mad
Why do you even care?

The limit was 7MB, newfag

IM NUCLEEEEAAAR
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
You didn't have to that far. I was only teasing. Bully ;_;
Take a few Ruskis too

Because we don't like you.

I am roleplaying ya dingus.
NOT SERIOUS! if i was i would just flip him off and stop talking to him.

Who's we?

>beat his wife
>again
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Alright, that was mean of me
I'm sorry ;-;

Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf. And Dobby has come to masturbate and chew bubblegum, and Dobby is all out of bubblegum.

I guess I'm romantic that way.

Ach, da claimen irgendwie doch immer die gleichen Leute wie sonst. Fast als wären sie irgendwie einsam.
Ich freu mich auch schon, weil ich dann meine Shiro Figur wiedersehe.
>roll

All of us here at /waifu/

Oh
Well maybe I can make up for whatever I did

It's been a while, what's up /waifu/?

>Tenryuu claimed.

Oh fuck. I forgot that I was the only one to know that. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET!! *runs to nearest ISIS camp to join them for defense*

Masturbation is a sin ya faggit! D:<

Goldfish? More like Bronzefish. *smug face*

>filename
>no trip

What an odd number, good thing you have no proof to back that claim.

Was it that bad? I can't even remember what did I do.

Down voted tbh.

That gives me fuzzy feelings thinking about all the time you spent pursuing Homu panties.

Nice try fgt, schleich dich.

But... I'm all out of bubblegum.

What?

I just come over here

Did i miss something?

>Tenryuu claimed

Real Fuhrer spotted, heil.

Fuck, I wanted my beer but the stores closed.

And it was worth every minute of it.
Homu a qt.

Nice try, fgt, but no one believes you anymore.

Use dried up cum. Chew that shit. Actually please no. That was disgusting of me to even type. Not like I am going to erase that text either. Is this shitposting mom?

I am making you sound gay and you need to be insulted! D:

Where have you been!?

No salt mines allowed

SEIG
Yes it was. You know what you did
Too mean ;_;

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Seig heil

I actually have a jar of cum sitting on my table. It's not try at all, but if I mix some of it with gelatin and sugar, I could make some really chewable gummy cummies (TM).

pollock?

Fake

You already knew

Nicht mehr, ach so ein Mist. Naja, eventül tut mir die Kälte hier oben im Norden doch nicht so gut, wer weiß :^)

In a limbus between exams and certifications...long story.

Your ass is still on my list, little bote.

You can't even get a simple 4-letter-word right

And you too. Go eat more apples.

Gaskammer die juden
guten morgen, tenryuu

forgive me ;-;

Soon big bote

I don't really know, I still talk to him sometimes.

That does not look like an insulted face!! Why do I never get the good reactions!!?? Who are you anyway?! WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!? WHO AM I??!?

The fuck you mean?! Mail me some man. Don't keep me in the dark like this!

Who the hell are you!? I have never seen you around here.. Are you an alien?! ',:\

I'm going to stick my foot way up your ass

Smug
>FUCK I BEFORE E RULES
Way too soon Boss
It went
>Laura Charlotte Houki
>Charlotte Laura Houki
As you've said so far

You messed it up again

It's a weak ass insult my dude

I am a secret race known as the living meme. Seldom do you see me in my true form as heresy memes constantly surround me.

Can I not make a proper post today?
>Someone kill me now...

>Ach, da claimen irgendwie doch immer die gleichen Leute wie sonst.
Ich kann dir nicht ganz folgen.

>roll

Please do.

You are weak! GET ME BACK TO MY REALM!! WHY IS EVERYONE LESS AUTISTIC THAN ME HERE?!?

Elitist-heretic.
That is your nickname now.
Just kidding.
I have no life.

Daily reminder:
Karen is for lewd

> :^)
Na gut, das ist vielleicht schon salty genug.
Aber so sollte sind im Norden ja aufgrund der Meeresluft alle.

I said it as a joke, but I think I may actually make some. I'll send you a few as a Christmas present, though they might be a bit late.

Ich meine ja nur, dass sich hier auch Weihnachten eigentlich nichts ändert. Von daher ein Abend wie jeder andere.

This is incorrect

Is it really heresy if it is all for the memes? :^)

Leek life is only life

But fret not, I will always be an elitist
Daily reminder:
We need more Diplomacy

Could be, I'm just skeptical about anything that Mi Liu says and it's not like this information matters much.
There's also the fact that someone I trust more told me that it was lower than 4Mb in the past.

Tip: Nobody really cares about it other than yourself.
It's the same with writing properly in chats, I'll edit every mistype I do even though nobody cares.

I swear I forgot it... I'm sorry.

It's like evening here. Schnitzelbuffets are a welcomed thing.

I'll drink you under the table. And give you a german uniform if you give me a canadian one :^)

Learn german before you come to Rammstein.

Das Salz liegt uns in der Luft.
Und, alles in Butter auf'm Kutter?

Maybe later.

Haruhi~

You run it, then. I don't really have the time to manage it, and I'm about 9-12h time difference from everyone else.

Yeah about sending, serious now, there is no way to mail me items. I live in a really small town that doesn't have a mailing system yet. We have to drive to another town 100 km away. I have no car. I am lazy to go there. So yeah. No X-mas presents for me.

DUD! LOOK AT THESE SICK DUBS! I am really high and I need help. tbh.

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fuck off.
You make my haruhi sad

Kurome!

>I'm sorry
I forgive you I can't stay mad
>Just wanted to hear you say it :^)
Lol no.
>Maybe
Remember the quints :^)