Any thoughts on what to buy a 15y/ o kid for Christmas??

Any thoughts on what to buy a 15y/ o kid for Christmas??
He's got a PS3, and last year I got him Assassins Creed Black Flag(if I remember correctly)which is what he asked for but this year his cunt mother is barring all communication with him so I'll have to guess.
I know plenty of you twats are 14-15. What would you realistically want?

I'll bump this twice, then buy him a puppy.
Or something fucking drum set.

Or i might get a big ass hairy spider. His mother hates spiders.

d r o n e

A waterproof spy camera for taking poop and pee toilet pics from houseguests

Get him a ps4.. Duh

Ok.
Hmm

this

A girlfriend

Murder/Suicide

Too expensive.

But he has his studies. What could 15 y/ o possibly want with a girlfriend?

Buy him some bleach, brake fluid, and mason jars. Tell him to take it to school, then mix the bleach, and brake fluid together in the jar, and put the lid on.
He will be a superstar

>Black Flag

What fucking year are you in?

A quality paintball gun, alcohol, upgrade the router for higher online speeds, a punching bag, mma fighting lessons, a musical instrument

Get him a steam gift card, and he will kiss ur feet

OK then a hooker. What 15 year old wouldn't want a hooker?

Buy him a pay account for a year @ brazzers

His son is obviously neglected if he's asking for black flag in basically the start of 2016

I was in 2014-15.
Some good ideas. TY

You are a tool

yep this is what i wouldve wanted, airsoft instead of paintball so he can do degenerate shit though. trust me. no fightingn lessons but gym stuff, keeps him less violent so he wont turn into a wigger nigger chigger etc

Butterface detected

If I'm spending out on a hooker, it's for me.