Tell us the freaky shot your girls are into... Include pics

Tell us the freaky shot your girls are into... Include pics

my gf is vannila af :(

She's a huge fan of rape fantasies

>shot

Get off your fucking phone, kid.

SPOILER: You lonely teenage tardpockets are on Sup Forums right now. You're not fooling yourselves, you're not fooling each other.

>I'm alone and have no gf
>anyone else on b doesn't actually have one
>I shall shit post anyone who claims to have a gf

Its a topic that has promise. Stop poopin on it

Ex used to sext or dirty talk to me about going down on her sister. Never happened but it was sexy

>because I have difficulty finding random pictures of tits on the internet

PROOF!!!

You gotta lock that down

You awkward spergs just can't get enough of the wincest fantasy cringe, can you.

She likes to play with my dick using her feet. Webm related. Also, she likes to grab my cock in public. No pic.

I've got screenshots of the messages in my computer but I'm at work now. Her and her sis aren't 10s by most standards, 6s or 7s in my mind, but that only made it hotter in my opinion

Fuck off and get raped faggot

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Aight

You don't belong here, go back to Facebook and fucking kill yourself

>giving "rates" to girls
>being over the age of 15

Pick one.

Aight

14 yos who voted for Trump. Just moronic

stop shotting on it

Fuck, please moreee!

FFS, got kik?

>Anal (exgf1)
>Sharing me with another woman (exgf1)
>Public sex in baseball field (exgf1)
>Public sex on beach (exgf1,fb1, wife2)
>Public sex in car (exgf1,wife1)
>Blowing me while I was driving (exgf1,fb1, wife1)
>Sending explicit photos (on other hd so fuck off; besides they have been posted before) (exgf1,wife2)
>Sharing with another couple (exgf1)
>Sex in the water at the beach in broad daylight (exgf1, wife2)
>rape fantasy (violent rape fantasy; none of this silly fake shit. We are talking bruising and biting) (exgf1)
>Phone sex (exgf1, fb1, fb2, fb3, wife1,wife2, wife3)
>video chat sex (exgf, fb1, fb3, wife2)
>sex at work (multiple partners have done this with me; almost every desk I work at has been fucked on) (all female partners)
>Sex in the bathroom at work (wife1, exgf1)
>Sex while on drugs (exgf1)

Uh, my ex was a racist but got herself fucked by a sandnigger.

How does that even work and how do you call that?

>because i am also a teenage boy and i would like to masturbate with you

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aint my gf but shes into beeing used like piece of meat. i always go from total nice and kind to max hardcore without pissing on her

You wait here and keep begging, kid.

Has nothing better to do than spend his time trolling randos trying to jerk off.
Sorry we 404d your "name our band" or "slam piggy" post with too much garbage.

Looking at this list I just need to have fuck buddies because I can't keep a wife.

And the exgf1 was almost a wife but I dodged that one.

Of course you do, son.

This same sad sack has spent hours chasing stupid chan threads for days now. Go outside and get some sun. Or a lady friend

Sure

k, hmu
>foreveralonecringe98

She's got nice feet, would love to suck her toes.

My wife pegs me occasionally when I ask for it.

>test

What is it?

I got the stories, you give first

Let me give you faggots some advice.

Unless you want to procreate do not get attached to pussy.

There is so much out there. In my youth I didn't know this or I was stupid about it.

Later on in life I have had no problem scoring with women of any age.

I am not buff. I am not ugly either.
I am pretty damn average.

What I have learned is that women want to have fun. As long as they are having fun anything is on the table.

So what is the key to all this?

Go out and have fun, the women will want to be with you for the fun.

Just don't get attached.

i m alreddy stroking
go

Thanks for the advice, Brad Pitt.

sam0796

Alright. Lets get back to the meat and potatoes

Holy shit. You're a pretty lonely little dude, aren't you?

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My wife likes watching when I have sex with our daughters. She had sex with her dad when she was little so she suggested I do it with our daughters. I started with the oldest one when she was 2yo.

same top

My wife once had a threeway with Ivanka Trump and Britney Spears. One had her tongue in her ass while the other's was buried in her pussy. Britney is totally into piss play. My wife's daughter from a previous marriage is rimming me as I type this and these threads are autistic af.

kek

If this is true I hope you and your wife get killed in a road accident.

>If this is true

Why? Because you hate love? Why do you hate love?

Yo check it
My bitch is into fireball

>If this is true

I can't even
this fucking site

jesus christ, this site can't go bankrupt and be wiped out fast enough

the autism is at critical levels

She's really into dressing up really sexy and having me take her out to an expensive dinner, at what she orders an expensive meal and only eats half of it and refuses to take home the leftovers.

When we get home just slip into the bedroom where she takes off her dress and exchanges it for a pair of sweatpants and a hoodie. Then She lays in bed for the rest of the night and either claims she's too tired, too full, or feeling sick. Eventually she falls asleep and I end up yanking one out in the bathroom.

Real freaky shit right?

technically he is not wrong. Probably he calls his hand his girlfriend.

Sup Forums: 2016 Edition

That fact that I have to go to the bathroom to do it makes u beta as fuck

She needs to hit the road or you need to start saving your money. Let her buy

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Samefag

CAn you give me exgf1 number she sounds like fun

I wouldn't be surprised if Sup Forums didn't make it through 2017. Hiro is discovering what moot already knew... turns out that 15 year olds who spend all their time on the internet don't have a lot of disposable income.

same bra as well

Are they the same op? Do you have moar?

My wife likes to make bets with my friends at parties that she knows she going to loose, and has to give them lapdances, usualy skin on skin covered by a dress or smtg, she loves to get them hard and tease them and as soon as they try get the tip in or some finger ends the lapdance.