Would there be long term effects if I tried to eat this right now?

Would there be long term effects if I tried to eat this right now?

Nah, you good fam. Make sure to stream it.

Short term would be your issue. It would raise your blood pressure so high you would have a heart attack or stroke. It would also dehydrate you severally.

47 teaspoons will kill you, i say give a whirl.

look at my dubs and do it

dehydration, goiter, gout, stomach ulcer, hypertension, having to eat a big bowl of fucking salt

Table salt has an LD50 of 3000 mg/kg. It means an 80kg weighing human has a 50% chance of dying if 240 grams are consumed.

LD50 of NaCl is 3 grams per kilogram, 4 pounds is over 1800 grams so youve got enough to kill a 300 pound man 100%

sorry, meant 300 kiliograms, not pounds

so yeah, enough to kill two > 300 pound men

The negative affects:
Become afflicted with gay
Russian

The positive affects:
Fly
Super-Shitpost Powers
Become Violation Specialist

To add: if you weigh 600kg you have only a 50% chance of dying. So I think you'll be fine OP.

This is not how ld50 works. You cannot simply multiply by 2 and arrive at a 100% chance of death. Its not linear and very much depends on the 'poison'.

Long terms effects :

Pro
>Sup Forums will remember the day OP ate 4lb of salt
>Celebrity

Con
>You won't probably be here to see the screen of the thread
>Death

suicide from salt is pretty common in some Asian countries, as far as suicide goes. although they prefer to drink their salt in soy sauce form

Also depends on the person the poison is acting on as it will not effect all people equal.

are there less risky methods to achieve fly?

Tried to an hero with salt once, got pretty disgusting and painful. Salty, salty vomits.

You only need 40 grams to kill yourself dude.

You wouldn't get through 100 grams before you died.

Its also extremely agonising. Imagine how a slug must feel when you pour that shit on him. Now imagine that feeling in your veins as the sodium destroys all your plasma and shreds your red blood cells.

When you piss brown, you know you're fucked. Good luck though.

You'll turn into a SJW

Not really relevant for the number itself (as its an average for a population anyway), but I get what you're saying. OP clearly isn't an average person, being a 600kg male with a 1" penis.