ITT: ask a gay blind guy anything

ITT: ask a gay blind guy anything

How the fuck did you type this?

A special software, doesn't work on Sup Forums but my kind boyfriends types for me.

(I am the kind boyfriend)

The questionn my dear Wattson, is.. how is he gonna read any of this?

Did you enjoy blind ninja guy in Rogue One?

Read and write i think the software is called

What if your "boyfriend" is just a girl with a really deep voice and taped facial hair on?

Show us your blind asshole slut

This

Oh I haven seen it (well heard it if it makes more sense) I am not really a movie theater guy.

that's a good point but I could feel his throbbing cock beneath his jeans the first time we made out. Good point though I will try and be more cautious in future ocassions.

How do you know you are blind if you are gay?

I went blind because I was gay, at least that's what mom and the pastor said.

They are lying to you

How the hell do you know you're gay?

well, I am certainly blinded by your extreme fagottry.

That's what Alex (my boyfriend) said

I knew it the moment I had a cock massaging my prostate, jk. I always found male voices far more intriguing and how rough their hands feel.

kek

Can you feel handsome faces?

If yes, how does it work?
Also who do you main in mortal kombat?

Kek

CAn you paint with all the colors of the wind

What's your favourite colour skittle?

Yes! I pay a lot of attention on how tight and moisturized their face is and their bone structure, although I am not 100% sure if we share the same concept of handsome.

nigga don't be gay

they all taste the same, kiddo

Thought you were blind, not suffering from ageusia you fuck unless you eat them primarily from your boyfriend's ass.

So your bf he reads you every post?

"faggot"

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf boy in the dark cave.

I am not here to discuss my fetishes. I like sour skittles.

I smetimes skip a few if they are boring or really offensive. Explaining memes are hard the hardest part -Alex

If you're actually blind and gay, time stamp or gtfo

Post a picture of yourself? Also is your boyfriend reading the replies to you or is a text to speech dealio?

How do you know he's not making shit up like this post I'm reading right now is made up

What's that going to prove moron? You want a picture of him with a walking stick balls deep in some dudes ass?

Oh shit I got dubs. HI ALEX.

Is your boyfriend fat and black by the way?

Post a pic not to prove anything but because my internet is too slow for porn. Also it lets us see what Alex prefers. Hi Alex.

Fuck it why not?

Are you gone? Post Pic. Hi Alex????

Is Alex a stupid nigger?

I read them personally. Text to speech takes forever

>"Anonymous twelve slash twenty slash sixteen..."

Sorry guys, no photos since we are a bit well-known around town for orgaizing activities for the blind. I might convince him of letting me post some lewd pics. -Alex

If you do this op put on some ray bans as well. I will print it.

Don't leave us yet, Alex you fucking tool. Post your qt boyfriend.

So you're reading them to your boyfriend right? We know your name is Alex so what's his?

Post lewds desu

Daniel

we are both white. Daniel's mom would have died if he had showed up with a black guy.

-Alex

Stroke his face and tell him the nudes are for complete strangers. Also just post the face man it's not like we'll know you two.

Daniel I want to tell you that I am straight hetro black man

>stupid nigger

I want ALEX to have consensual sex with DANIEL.

Any updates on those lewds?

OP whats life like not being able to see dank memes?

Daniel's a bit shy, we made the thread cause he often gets bored around the house and there isn't much I can read to him.

It's all me man just give us the nudes.

Tell daniel I want to snort cocaine on his stomach

Witnessed. I explain them to him the best I can

>"They praise this racist frog with a smug face"

Pepe's his favorite meme but I don't think he entirely gets it.

Have you told him it's green?

Are your eyes cloudy? Pics of eyes please??

Do you wipe his arse for him?

Seconded.

Thank you, I will make sure to be shaven clean

No, I wipe my ass on my own until it feels clean (at least 5 times) if I am not quite sure I will take a shower.

He knows frogs are green, he just doesn't know what green looks like.

Give him a pat on the back for me because being blind sounds like hell. Also post eyes.

Post yourself? (Alex)

Witnessed. Do you play any vidya? Both of you.

Eyes look normal, his case was of cortical blindness.

No photos because we are known for organizing social projects for the blind.

thanks

Witnessed! Yes we play fight games since are the easiest ones to play but it is usually between both of us.

We are off to a concert guys, thanks for cheering up Daniel!

Does Daniel swallow?

Alright bye it it was nice meeting both of you!

Can you tell the difference between sucking a man's cock and a woman's?

I kek'd

He does everytime, the little dirty slut! (he's now slapping my back because I am telling you guys)

how lucky do you feel to not be tainted by how attractive women are?

seriously, if women weren't so attractive, life would be so much easier

How did you know that you are gay ?

Ohh I have this software too. It's super helpful and installed in my head.