Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claimed

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Best German CV Claimed

You fucking racist
calling 911

Arisu !

SCREE

Claim

youtube.com/watch?v=BYfaf1H80yE

Deutschland erwache aus deinem bösen Traum!
Gib fremden Juden in deinem Reich nicht Raum!
Wir wollen kämpfen für dein Auferstehn
Arisches Blut soll nicht untergehn!

All diese Heuchler, wir werfen sie hinaus,
Juda entweiche aus unserm deutschen Haus!
Ist erst die Scholle gesäubert und rein,
Werden wir einig und glücklich sein!

Wir sind die Kämpfer der N.S.D.A.P.
Treudeutsch im Herzen, im Kampfe fest und zäh.
Dem Hakenkreuze ergeben sind wir.
Heil unserm Führer, Heil Hitler dir!

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Oh, Christmas is in 5 days...

I'm Australian, what can I say, you gotta perpetuate stereotypes

claim'd

Done dining on dinner

How's it going around here?

How is life?

youtube.com/watch?v=tzQzZBobgxw

Wir sind das Heer vom Hakenkreuz,
Hebt hoch die roten Fahnen!
Der deutschen Arbeit wollen wir,
Den Weg zur Freiheit bahnen!

Wir Nationalen Sozialisten,
Wir wollen keine Reaktion
Wir hassen Juden und Marxisten
Ein Hoch der deutschen Revolution

Drum Bruder auf die Barrikaden!
Der Führer ruft, so folget gleich
Die Reaktion hat ihn verraten,
Und dennoch kommt das Dritte Reich!

Italian fascist songs have better quality :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=vow1qFOTmEw

It keeps going one day at a time

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Claiming best girl.

Good. Please continue doing so.

I already got a whole notepad of german nazi songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=e29ZwZpWNYk

Ade, mein liebes Schätzelein,
Ade, ade, ade.
Es muß, es muß geschieden sein,
Ade, ade, ade.
Es geht um Deutschlands Gloria,
Gloria, Gloria.
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil Viktoria!
Sieg Heil, Viktoria!

Visier und Ziel sind eingestellt,
Ade, ade, ade.
Auf Stalin, Churchill, Roosevelt,
Ade, ade, ade.
Es geht um Deutschlands Gloria,
Gloria, Gloria.
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil Viktoria!
Sieg Heil, Viktoria!

Wir ruhen und wir rasten nicht,
Ade, ade, ade.
Bis daß die Satansbrut zerbricht,
Ade, ade, ade.
Es geht um Deutschlands Gloria,
Gloria, Gloria.
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil Viktoria!
Sieg Heil, Viktoria!

Reich mir die Hand zum Scheidegruß,
Ade, ade, ade.
Und deinen Mund zum Abschiedskuß,
Ade, ade, ade.
Es geht um Deutschlands Gloria,
Gloria, Gloria.
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil Viktoria!
Sieg Heil, Viktoria!

Would you rather fight two pissed off drunken abos or a a roo?

Nice to see that somebody actually saved this pic and it won't just rot on his HDD.

Aki?

But who saved it? I admit, that is not my actual waifu :')

I hate kiiiiidssss

ARISU

Im Polish and i hate niggers , but u cant.
Im sorry
Im done
Swat know about everything

Thats a fucking lie !

I hate blacks

I won't make any promises

>I should get more pics sometime soon, not sure where to look though

I hate myself
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Yeah please no suicide here.

Guess what I found on a meme?
>nice feet

>Flan

That's a tough one, I'll probably go with the abos because I hate most of them. Roo's are way too fucking vicious and I don't want my throat ripped out right now

Shit, I'm sorry Graf, but you didn't have to Swat me, they're looking for my CP harddrives

I want to hug Alice.

How am I supposed to know?

Really? Why?
What... How come?

ARISU!

Oh shieet thats bad , i have a lot of cute pic on my HDD.
>Are u up for Ow in 17h ?

Its Arisu

Like you hate kids , i hate blacks
>I blame Kirino for this

Why not?
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I never mentioned suicide

Look... I am tired. I thought you did. You didn't. I am gay for this now. AHAHA PLEASE SAVE ME....

I have a few black friends, they're not so bad. They smell bad though.
I don't know, you seem nice and smart. That's more than enough to love yourself.

A Graf
Kek

Just kill yourself already

Oh.. yeah, cute pictures are what they are looking for, they want all my anime girls.
That's like, 10pm for me I think, I should be up, but we need to get more people with us

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bitch ass niggas

Try me bitch
Believe it or not, whatever you say will just go in and out of my head. Pointless.

Winning girl Mina claimed.
With a new and improved folder.

I fix that one for you
Smelling bad
Jesus (not like i believe in god or something, just fits here) are we on Sup Forums or someting ?
Thats sooo rude mate , you shoud stop
> :>

A Saber
>i think i won

Call Akiko

Fucking Fish

You bitch
>Unfriended and blocked

Gay for what?
Do we need to shock you too?

Getting new pictures is great. Reminds me I need to update my Google Drive and MEGA backups.
What are ya doing today?

Shock? We? Bruh..
Anyway, I am probably going to bed because I cannot think straight anymore.
Good night best fox!

I'm not smart. You are mistaken

Can i have the shiro mega link please? She's my favorite anime character and I want to have pics of her.

>backups for your waifu folder
That's fucking intense.
Today's been pretty relaxed, actually.

I played a ukulele and a little piano, learned some new shit. And I got up at a decent time today, so I guess it's been pretty good so far.
You?

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Well they do smell bad... They don't drink water.
I think you're very smart, but you need more confidence.

What if I'm confident in how shitty I am

Not really intense, just don't want to lose them.
Not much over here. Just a regular day at school. Took my Spanish final, thought I did pretty decent.
You can find them.

I'm eatin' gud tonight!

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I thought we were friends -_-
What if I barter you an autographed picture of shiro (autographed by her VA)

i want to fuck alice poster in the butt

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Oh, Momokanon.
I watched Sabagebu the past few days.
I'm so bummed out it was as short as it was, but I really liked it. It was nice and lighthearted, which is a break from all of the other weeb shit I've watched.

Oh wow, even my friends in college are on break. Also, glad you did well on your Spanish final; I put little-to-no-effort into that class (translation tools ftw) because I was never interested in learning it to begin with. Still, getting past a final is always a good feeling.

I want to tounge her butt.

>friends
I don't even know who you are.
No thank you.

Shirigami?

I want to toungue ur butt after u poop

I'm gonna report you then

>At least once a day
Yep.
Mina now.

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Shiro is mad.
THAT'S DISGUSTING DELET THIS!!!!!!!

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You shouldn't focus on the negative parts of yourself, I don't think you're "shitty" at all anyways
I want to grab haruhi's face and stretch it!
Oh I remember when it ended. Sup Forums went full retard because they wanted a season 2!

no its hot

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To be fair, you don't really know me that well either.

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Ugh~

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Claimed.
youtube.com/watch?v=NdJAO_Pz17Q

In that picture she seems to be angry, yes.
Okay. Can I at least know who you are?
Just gotta survive until Thursday and I'm on break.
I don't really have an interest in learning a new language, but I like passing classes.

Why are you happy again? Are you bipolar?

I want to pound that loli ass until I can't feel my dick anymore.

That's the plan, we usually have a full team of 6 anyway

Tell me about yourself!
Only your face!

>they wanted a season 2
Honestly I one-hundred percent understand why.

>Just gotta survive until Thursday
I believe in you, Shironon.
Also, I like passing classes, too.
>It's just not my forte

Kids aren't worth it!

Don't have kids!!

I'm not my waifu.
I am oh so very close to pass all my classes this semester. It'd be a great achievement.

passing*

you weren't worth it

L-lewd~...
THEN WHO ARE YOU!?

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There's nothing interesting to say about me. I'm a student and an alcoholic who can't afford alcohol

Not until I'm a fuckin' horribly old man.

Tell me how it turns out, friend.

how else u gunna get that loli pussy?

would fug

Here u go

youtube.com/watch?v=IJq3-ox3qSg
I will.

Can't say the same.

Get that bullshit out of my face nigger.

>L-lewd~...
Just my feelings.