What's wrong with my dick Sup Forums?
What's wrong with my dick Sup Forums?
You've dip it too deep in baby powder?
good job me
you fucked a bag of concrete
it's fueled buy Satan
It isnt deepfried?
looks frostbitten to me
You celebrated Ash Wednesday a little too early. Today is Tuesday. Silly OP.
you forgot to set the oven to 350
Did you fuck medusa cause it turned to stone
youre a nigger
You're becoming a statue i think
I thought he was just fucking some jews...
That is an average nigger dick.
Small concrete dick
I think you have mold
keek
damn u ashy
Necrosis?
You have hair on your shaft... wtf?
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Looks like you might be dead
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>your dick after you fuck a GILF who says she used to be a squirter
You ashy as fuck dude.
Put some lowshun on dat dick stat homie.
you got sucked off by a basilisk, man
Your dick has been knocked in the dirt
That is not how you make cake.
Looks like the AIDS
gonorea
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I'm a nurse, it's gonorea
You put it in the freezer too long.
It's small
I'm a doctor. It's Gonorrhea
A rare complication that happens to circumcised men. The body rejects the penis and it starts to wither. You need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm the chief of medicine, it's gonorrhea
This could have been turned into a really dirty joke.
Child Psychologist here, that's definitely a child vagina
I think it's been holding its breath for too long
looks like the worst case of seborrhoic dermatitis ive ever seen
Stop using shampoo as lube
I'm a child. It's a Rocket pop.
Its dry AF, Get pussy Faggot
its turning into a statue
Have you become circumspect?
circumcised?*
jaja
It probably needs Jesus
It's covered in asbestos
You've been circumcised, so you're a jew, muslim or an american. This makes your cock look like a white mushroom. #Feelsbadman
Oh my god user! Someones cut your foreskin off!
Rocket Pop here, I do hoodrat shit with my friends
stupid mexican stop stuffing your dick in the concrete mix and start using it to build the wall
Its stuck to an idiot
You fucked a cinderblock.
Guessing you dry yank?
Your dick is oxidizing. Have you been fucking bronze statues? They may have given you an STD.
haha, I laughed out loud.
>stone painis diease
it's covered in dry skin, use some cream or something
The jews chewed quite a bit off.
You left it in the smoker too long. Now it looks like jerky.
Too much talcum powder
Pic related?