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Azor Jon!

First for Stannis The Mannis

Cersei

Maybe next thread, friendbuddy.

youtube.com/watch?v=X8UI9JXfYvE

Best character used to be a work-shy pothead gobshite

Literally unbelievable

What does Cersei's ass smell like?

Is he God?

What a fucking bitch

Remember when this show was good?

Me neither

Vanilla and rotten eggs

If Cersei got Bran-in-a-box, what would she do with him?

does anyone know how i can watch eps with commentary without spending my simoleons

What was Jack thinking during this scene?

torrents

darkstar's time to shine

How could he be so ripped? All he does is lay around all day and take naps.

u mad?

Do you think Cersei even cares about the starks anymore?

Probably still mad at salsa.

Did cersay even think Salsa poisoned Joffrey? I don't think she's that dumb

>Was it rape?

he never does leg days

ive never been able to find any working torrents for the commentary :[

This is a good question. Bran is attractive, he really is, but there is no way he has anything beyond puberty-level muscle definition.

Not only a dumb bitch but ugly as fuck as well. She's all washed up useless slag now while Alfie is a fucking star.

A helpless boy to dominate for her power/narcissistic fantasies. I think she'd keep him.

this illustration is not twinky enough and therefore trash

Try this, don't know if they have commentary though, probably on a seperaet audio track

mega:///#F!ZR4RTIIY!fZxOJgeX8nHmPlqZofhlfA!tRZmHTjQ

!fZxOJgeX8nHmPlqZofhlfA

Was this even on the show? Is this Sup Forums still?

I think OP fucked up the old thread link.

Old:

>Did cersay even think Salsa poisoned Joffrey?

She does, she says as much to Petyr

>Sansa helped murder my son.

You have to remember, Petyr dropped off Sansa's poison necklace in with Dontos' body, and Dontos was seen hurrying Sansa away after Joffrey was poisoned

wrong link, try this

mega.nz/#F!ZR4RTIIY

Reminder that Melly in episode 10 realized Jon is not the Prince that is promised and is going to save stannis.

youtube.com/watch?v=lDlofPAOZy0#t=31s

lol

internet warrior detected

>You will never be a helpless page boy in the service of Cersei

this is how ASOIAF will end

gold

Who knows how many young Lannister boys she's badtouched.

No, he didn't.

This is an old thread that was on page 9 or something and the faggot op linked it from the thread you just linked

I'm 5'7 but apparently many girls go ga-ga over Jon Snoo and Ramsay. If I get ripped will the same thing happen to me?

You need to have some charisma too

>dragons arent dragons anymore but B-17s
>inb4 WWI
valyrian magic

>this is how ASOIAF will end

If it ends in a peace treaty, who will bring peace with the white walkers?

>jon snow
>charisma

>OP fucked up

That's all you had to say. I think it's the same autist.

Wish that fucker would start using a tripcode.

Cast him got.

thank you based bradamante

>Petyr dropped off Sansa's poison necklace in with Dontos' body,
oh, completely forget they found Dontos' corpse

Jon Snow has charisma and Kit Harrington has charisma.

What do you have, nigger?

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I don't have a constantly retarded looking facial expression like Kit Harington and many people say my comedic delivery is on point.

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yeah they have commentary just checked the first ep, second audio track.

>aye, i am jon snow. i always stare blankly into space and must always do what is right because that is my personality; i am a good guy. aye, thats it

Is Bran ever going to get a chaste kiss from Meera?

>Is Bran ever going to get a chaste kiss from Meera?

Could Bran warg Meera into having sex with him?

>Jon Snow has charisma
he's the most hated man on the Night's Watch for various reasons, some of them very good reasons

>Kit Harrington has charisma
there are numerous stories that Kit is a massive prick IRL. he's a melodramatic manlet that is an utter ass to work with, and he's a cunt to random people when he's drinking in Northern Ireland.

>What do you have, nigger?
I'm actually charismatic.

She is happily married and a mother of two :^)

Surely that's just advanced masturbation

No.

Jon needs to breed more Starks into the world and Meera is breeding age.

Sansa, bearloli in 3 years, Karsi's daughters in a couple years, Tormund's daughters, Meera, all just breeding cows

>mind rape AND physical rape
imagine the tumblr meltdown

broodmother slag can't compare to based alfie

white walkers are the red army, they'll walk into king's landing and fuck up the lannisters, the north, and dany will claim it as their own victory and a cold war will wage.

>there are numerous stories that Kit is a massive prick IRL. he's a melodramatic manlet that is an utter ass to work with, and he's a cunt to random people when he's drinking in Northern Ireland.
sauce?

fanfic when

did Jaime give the Blackfish a Tully funeral before he left Riverrun?

>tfw when you realize you're just like gob alfie

Implying Meera isn't waiting for exactly this to happen. She hasn't been guarding this kid since he was twelve for nothing.

Because being hated somehow means having no charisma ?

>did Jaime give the Blackfish a Tully funeral before he left Riverrun?

Blackfish isn't dead.

maybe you'll star in a hit show later in your life user
or killing yourself

Give me some scenes women cant understand, mine is where stannis leads his men into battle even if it results in defeat

Muh character's isn't dead
>Stannisfag
>Sparrowfag
>now there's a Blackfishfag

I know there aren't many places for you to sperg about who in the show is dead or isn't dead. Go ahead an sperg here, just try not to make it so obvious. At least put some effort into it.

SHOW ME THE BODIES

On the Northern Irish subreddit there's a lot of locals who have heard things about Kit. They all seem to be about the same kind of attitude and not many have very nice things to say about him.

I'm guessing there's some truth to them.

Cast him

>scenes women can't understand
A scene where you get laid.

Bran
>Trueborn son of Ned Stark and legal heir to Winterfell
>Can spy on his enemies in real time, in both the past, and possibly the future without ever leaving the safety of the Godswood
>Send psychic dreams to communicate with his allies and mislead his enemies
>Destroy the minds enemies and forcebly bend them to his will
>Is an extremely powerful warg, and possibly the only line of defense against Khaleesi and her army of eunuchs and rapists
>Can traverse history regardless of distance and can retrieve the secret of Valyrian steel
>While it is possible (though far from certain) that he lacks the ability to produce an heir, he still has living relatives for the throne to pass to in the event of his death. Kings can also legally declare an heir in their will
>Moot point because it is likely he can attach himself to a heart tree and live forever

Jon
>Can walk
>Has experience leading a small group of men. They hated him so much they killed him.

But to be fair, yes, Jon CAN walk real good.

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0/10 effort

Bran has shown good qualities as Lord of Winterfell his father and brother absence

So basically
Bran
>plot device

Jon
>real character

"If we can't protect our own bannermen, why should they protect us?"

Bran is already a better leader than every other player in The Game.

Can someone post the adventures of finger waggler and fuck off?

Come on, user. Take some pride in your trolling.

>Jon
>real character
Jon is a bland piece of paper with an interesting plotline that revolves around him.

Edd gives Jon's story wit, Sam gives it smarts, Ygritte gives it sexuality, Commander Mormont gives it leadership, Thorne gives it a cartoonish rival, the Others gives it an ominous bad guy, Mance gives it a rogueish mentor.

All Jon is, narratively, is a dude with a sword.

>they grew up together so notincest is gross
>they didn't grow up together so incest isn't gross

What?

Reminder that the High Sparrow is alive

>didn't see a body
>he was ENGULFED the fire obscured our vision, we don't know what happened
>didn't actually SEE him die
>in the middle of his character arc, we still need to find out what his true plan is
>KL needs an antagonist
>characters can survive being burned (aka Hound)

Face it, the HS is actually alive and will return in Season 7

>tfw no cersei mommy to give you cuddles

Why didn't Walder make Catlyn marry a Frey at the same time as Eadmure, just for a lark?

Not too surprised desu, that said I've read he's pretty introverted so I can imagine it'd be pretty irritating having everyone "know" you anywhere you go.

This is snek. Go away.

Because Catlyn can't bear any children

Cersei is the primary antagonist in KL now. What purpose does HS have?

bantz

Isn't being a drunk cunt a requirement in Ireland?

The hero is going to win in the end so what's the purpose to have him face anything ?

She'd totally give Bran cuddles, if you take my meaning.

she's in her early-mid 30s in the books. She definitely can still have children, as can Cersei.

As a example to other people of the problems with organised religion