REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

sure

yeah pls

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As if

yess pls

meh

Here I go

but I want a boyfriend

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never works

pls

fuck

k

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will she have a penis

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rollerina

Fuck it

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sure

Kkk

Here is to hoping

welp

do we get to pick the slut as well

please

TRIPS

I kinda do though

fog des dunt ligh do me

i'll take it

Can't wait to get me some pussy

mm .. What could miss mind when you smile ??? I guess cock ,, make the mind? ;)) In mind not just wrong. I would stick to the web your pussy my cock ,, it beats inside you feel how the sap juices spilling inside your pussy ,,, Or Miss maybe already had enough ?? Judging by the smile ,,, Well your mons pubis bulges ,, dumpty fuck :))

Whatever

I can't stop thinking about her

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Kek wills it

god gave up on me

I ain't ugly atleast

Check 'em

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Holy fuck ban that truck.

fuck, why not.

bet

I have a wife and a gf, I think having two gfs would be a stretch.

wew its gonna be true tho

how tho

OK.

K

What if I am a faggola or a straight woman? Will I still get a girlfriend?

K

I'mma call bullshit on this

Pls

Pls qt gf

if only

plox user

Third times the charm

Can I have that cute Chinese girl I saw earlier today?
Her ass totally rocked that bitchy black skirt she wore.
Tight ass.

k

alright I'm game -- gimme a blonde skinny slut :)

Will take another one

Will do, hopefully she is a QTπ

pls

no

if only it was that easy.

Please?

bang

I WAANT A TALL GIRL
A KINDA BUFF GIRL
A BIG GIRL
4 ME

Why not

oh boy

Please Clara

my wife and my mistress are not going to be happy

Bullshit

plz

No

yippie

PRAISE KEK

Finally. :)

nothing to lose tattooed around his gun wounds

I'm willing to try anything at this point

queads

God, please

kek

I really need one.
Lately ive been so sad and distant with people.

What if I get her today? I can prove your sorcery to be false!

ok

Falling in line in the pussy train

i want a gf

Clara

Mega faggot

Make her pretty

Ehh fuck it

ok

I believe

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I just hope she isn't 12 this time.

Why not

.

k

ok