When is it OK for a man to drive drunk?

when is it OK for a man to drive drunk?

When he is rushing home to rape his wife.

After another drink

kek

Never, and because drunks that drive have no regard for life, and because they put lives at risk and do injure and kill people, punishments should be harsher. A lot harsher, in fact.

After a line of coke.

Before during and after a gay pride parade.

>>after being drunk and driven to strike his wife but he hits her VERY hard

When the Pope calls for a new crusade.

found the faggot

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After teh bar closes.

>opposed to drunk driving
>faggot

Found the 13 year old edgelord.

well said, user

lrn2reed nignog

Said the fag

What kind of pansy-assed question is that son?
Any God damned time a man feels like it.

0/10 horrible troll. Really dropped the ball there.

When there's an hospital nearby.

I mean, what the fuck ever. As long as you get taken care of, it's fine.

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Five and drive.

Appelsap

Absolutely fucking never!

depends on the man
i can drive pretty well after quite a few drinks
but if i dont think i can then i wont

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On his own land, on a non-public road, not paid for by taxpayers.

only for the next 20min. you better hurry

in a snow storm
no one can tell why you're really swerving

I'm a better driver when I'm drunk, calms the nerves and gives you more patience to deal with shitty drivers.

I always down 3 bottles of Vodka and then go drive, haven't had problems yet

When he is too drunk to walk

Don't stop trying!

At the same time that its time for a woman to you sexist pig!

When he is a muslim man in Germany and he is driving a delivery truck.

this
found both of them

When he's on his own private property.

Exactly this.

This too.

Thank you user

FUCK
IT IF I
CRASH

When it's time to go home

I'm driving drunk home right now on the clover app and I'm samefagging. lol red light OH SHI-

never
>inb4 white knight

>trying this hard

i'm ok with less people alive

When he's going to a Christmas market

When he needs to get to the next bar faster than walking

How drunk we talking? Really just depends on the person and how well they can drive and how much they can drink and be OK. Like, I couldn't even try to drive after a 6 pack but I know dudes who drink that and it doesn't even phase them. But really its not cool to drive fucked up. If you know you can drive and be OK, nbd but if you're second guessing yourself then don't and even if you're not its just smarter to call a cab and avoid getting pulled over. Only time you should really drive drunk is in an emergency and even then if you're too drunk don't risk it.

I'm heavily against it, but I'll admit I've done it before

It has a lot to do with BAC. I have no problem with ppl driving after 2 beers. More than 4 though, and I'm taking your keys and driving you home

My father died due to a drunk driver so this hits home

Thanks for everything pops, gone too soon. Merry Christmas

like my grandpa always said if you feel too drunk to drive just have a piece of cheese and youre good to go.

When you have to flee from your gf's bed after her teacher walks in during nap time.

Are they 10ml bottles?