ITT: We poorly describe games and other anons try and guess what it is

ITT: We poorly describe games and other anons try and guess what it is

>Pink hair
>Green pants

Feminazi : The game ?

>man
>racing

F-Zero?

>poorly
>give two fucking basic words who can be everything

Tomba

>Escape Jail
>Broken Bridge
>Work For Mafia
>Looking For Ex GF
>Kill Her

Australian animal spins near fruit

Ding! Next one:

>Collect eggs
>Dino villian

Crazed meth cook shoots people

spyro

GTA 3

Crash bandicoot

Winrar

>a lot of fighting
>crazy old dude comes in
>preaches about peace
>takes sacred scrolls from people
>disappears
>everyone fights again
>crazy kinda-hot asian looking bitch comes in
>crazy bitch turns fighting into an official tournament
>before tournament starts she uses her magic to get the scrolls back, combines them all and then turns them into 3 swords
>whoever wins the tournament gets the swords, the swords are all powerful and can do stuff

kill invertabrates with stuff from the garage

>cousin lets go bowling

Yep, well, Spyro 3 to be specific. Next one:

>Oppose religious figure
>Racist tone
>Kill self

okay, try this one
>wake up with three mens
>you're gonna be beheaded
>you escape with one of these mens if you're not a cuck
>you go for a village with him
>his sister tell you to tell why you escaped to a noble dude who sit all day long in his castle at the nearest city from the village

skyrim

>flaming pile of shit

Skyrim

Skyram

Bioshock infinite?

terraria

Winrar

friend falls in magic water
becomes animal
run around collecting trinkets

>be amnesia filled terrorist
>fight some dude with mother issues

black DJ
skates

21st birthday find bomb
weird black snakes come out of your back
must kill uncle and cop

>have that one "friend"
>is heavy addict
>he sold your story
>could have made shitloads of moneys
>forgot to sign contract then
>refuses to do so now
>need money for getting back your other friends and kick some pink losers ass now

JSRF

GTA IV
was it sacred blade or something like that? i remember it as a fighting game where when you win you get a ending of you (x fighter) with the sword

>we're all tanks

Seek and Destroy?

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world of tanks?

>bang bang pew pew
>playable protagonists definitely underestimated
>stop the launch

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT THE FIRST GUESS!? yes... correct.

when YOYO betrayed us... OMG >:(

Because it was a really good game

>poor controls
>Bruce willis

the darkness

too fucking right

It was Cardinal Syn. Have you ever played Cardinal Syn? SO FUN.

thats correct

check em

my nigga was just captured by the noise tanks, he didn't really betray us

>mountain
>"I'm DJ Atomica"

>Bruce willis
apocalypse

fuck IDK hitman??

>deathstar but robots instead of death

burnout

nope

>Space
>The market for metal is booming
>The market for crystal has crashed.
>The market for crystal is booming
>The market for metal is booming

shit, ya didnt beat the game om original xbox. been meaning to finish

>quintuple amputee taking the news quite well

Commander Keen 5

Skyrim?

nope

>"I was starting to think that you were gonna leave me behind."

>"That was my first thought, but your arse had all the C4."

terminator? lol

eve online?

Skyrim my dude

>Wake up on beach
>Go on journey with summoner

to make this basic
>40 seconds

Final Fantasy 7

country invades country
noble heirs outlive the king
nation in ruins, need answers
recruit allies, even in difficult times
defeat the ultimate evil
prince pushes back army and defeats tyrant
princess warns other countries
the bad guy only did what he did
to protect his countries people

Nope

>There's a war
>Got to kill the enemies

nope

Die Crab

>get a gun
>shoot some people

literally did all the post-game graffiti and everything, i got 100% on that shit.

been my favorite game of all time since.

Stuff happens and things are created..
War and trade!
Shit happens,
people die
Find candy
??????
Profit

>that thing... you know... when you go to sleep?

> hot crowbar action

7.8
too much water
too many abilities
too many memes
the power of science is staggering

Fable 3

wolfentstien - new order
I believe

>Mech fighting tournament
>Murder
>Tournament goes on
>Murders continue to happen
>Murder murderer in mech
>Become champ.

Half Life 1 or 2

>shitloads of guns
>but the second one
>brutal endgame if you have no friends

>Mammal
>carries reptile in backpack
>kills evil witch

nope, nice try though.

>General trying to take over the world
>somehow bribe aliens
>eventually they turn their backs on him
>This gun is heavy

Nope

Both are fine user

Alright boys, how bout this shit?
> be Police officer
>Have bloodthirsty husky as K9 partner
>get called to construction site
>find dad dead
> go around city killing people and the mayor to find dad's killer
>dad's killer is my buddy on the force

ssx tricky?

Ratchet and Clang ?

modern warfare

Wrong, but it is an Xbox 360 game that takes place in 2011.

portal 2?

nigga bingo

KOTOR

>Spawn
>Get instagibbed by tryhard or teammate
>Map
>Repeat ad infinitum

postal?

no, but interesting

bonjo - kazooie but...
>reptile
what?