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Slurp!

I hope I finally get some closure with her.

I messaged her earlier saying
>I meant to ask if you want to do something next week. I'm free for Monday if that works for you.

Hopefully I get some sort of definitive yes or no

It's been kinda in Limbo.

She did tentatively agree to the idea of doing something over break, but nothing was concrete.

I'm hoping she responds positively but I think that she'll just use an "I'm Busy" excuse with no alternative offer. Given her track record and all.

I'm fucking sick of this "Depressive meme" shit. Yeah, you get sad sometimes. We fucking get it, so either kill yourself or shut up already.

For the past year and a half, I'd always get to work 35minutes before my boss to take a shit in the boss's restroom.

That way he'd have to smell my shit.

It is fun listening to him complain about how the cleaning personnel don't do their job in the evening

Miller is that you??

I use cheap thin condoms and if I like the feel of a girl that I'm fucking I've made a science of ripping the condom so that I can go bareback.

bymp

I have wasted almost 3 years because I was too stubborn to get over my ego
I just needed to swallow my pride and start studying/acting normal.

I understand why you feel that way user, it is a whole different perspective and it doesn't seem very realistic for outsiders
But you saying "just don't be sad" isn't very different from normies saying "just b yourself"

I'm sexually attracted to plushies!
YEAH!

Kek

I'm racist but only fuck black girls.

Bump

my car mothered me in my friends finger

i probably need to quit drinking, but then I'd have to actually confront my own mental problems. I fantasize about seeing a therapist, but opening up would just make me have to admit what kind of person I am.

I have a great relationship with my beautiful girlfriend, still I´m anxious all the fucking time that it will not work out. So kind of takes the enjoyment out of the whole deal..

I got nudes of the daughter of a prominent politician in my country when we went to the same college.

I'm waiting till he's at the peak of his career before I sell them. I need to judge it right.

I killed him because he shot me, he wanted me dead. I don't regret it.

I wish I could fuck a girl or even be close to one.

I got my dick sucked by a calf when I was 15-16 years old.

It's humiliating being a virgin at this age.

Who are you???

after my dad died, I lost alot of inspiration to play music. i cant make something I like anymore

Met one of my young teen cousins for the first time. She developed a crush on me, and she visited me and my mom this last weekend. Only thing is my mom had to go on a business trip so we were all alone. She kept flirting.. i ended up letting her sleep in bed with me because it was windy and she was scared. We cuddled altho i was still distant. Next day i took her hiking...she flirted more and said her hands are cold and to hold them. Things kept on progressing more and more. We got home and i sat down and she took her shoes and socks off..knowing that i have a foot fetish and put them in my lap. And i rubbed them. I still kept my distance but at night we were in bed and i was singing to her, we had a moment and we kissed. Things just kept progressing....the next day we went for a short day hike to watch the sunset over the city. And i couldn't resist her at all with her being all sweaty. We made out, touched each other and on our way hiking up i came up behind her kissed and held her and rubbed her, pulled down her shorts, bent her over and licked and sucked her holes for a few seconds.
After that i took her shoes off and sniffed and sucked her toes. I can't resist sweaty girls and i love feet.
Everything with her has been the best time I've ever had with a girl. She is so clean and tastes so good too.
We haven't gone further, but she's still here now with me, but my mom just came back tonight and my cousins leaving the day after tomorrow. Probably won't see each other until next summer or spring. I'm not sure. Oh she also told me she loves me. No idea what to do now besides just go with it. I mean i didn't want any of this to happen, but we get along great, have big things in common, have tons of fun etc. So whatever. Lol weird because i never even had sexual interest in her at all until i guess the feet thing.

I piss in the bathroom stall when there are multiple urinals open

There's a guy at work getting promoted and I know that it will never happen for me. I'm jealous and want to kick his ass.

> I wanna fuck my mom

Not some shit wincest movie, I mean my own mother up and down, in and out until I bust my nut in her pussy.

I want her anal virginity.

I want to take her to a Nevada cathouse for a 3 way.

I want her to compliment my cock and tell me that I'm a good boy.

I want to watch porn with her and try out what we see.

I want her to brag about my sexual prowess and my big cock to other people.

I want to watch incest themed movies with her.

I want her to drink my milk and thank me for it while telling me how good it tastes.

I want her to call me a motherfucker. Or incest master. Or the motherfucking incest master.

None of this will ever happen and it makes me sad.

Why do you feel that way? Did something happen with her in the past?

Im a nazi and want to match throw the sttrets with a 卐 on my arm.

i really should be studying

picking up old side-chick. 25 years later. both married to the people we were with when we were each other's other one.

Dinner.

Might bang. will bang if she gives me th opportunity.

she should be down in 5 minutes.

will report back in the current secrets thread after.

How old are you?

Every time I eat, I feel extremely ashamed and disgusted.
I feel more angry and sad at the same time than I've ever felt about anything.
I try to isolate myself, and if I can't, I lash out at people around me.

The only way I know how to not freak out about my fatness is to starve myself, however recently I was forced to eat normally and I know that starving would just make my weight rebound, causing a vicious cycle.

> I pay for happy ending massages. I like them better than fucking.

> I had my gyno cut out. Best $7K I've ever spent.

> If people knew the pron I watch, they'd avoid me

> I'm obsessed with FHRITP vids

> I used to bounce hoping for a chance to fight

> I raped a gf

Did i eat the cow latter?

Your a fem I'm guessing?
Yeah drinking is the most dangerous and destructive drug you can do to society and your family.

gyno?

gynecomastia - - - aka man boobs

>Your a fem I'm guessing?
why would you guess that? it's a completely gender neutral statement, it fits me and I'm a 35 year old guy.

i think i have borderline personality

i've been talking to a girl for three months now and i want to ask her out but im pretty sure she doesnt like me

get it over with. i was in the same boat but she invited me to her place before i even asked her out. you'll never know unless you ask.

Kinds of tited of feeling I have to csre and entertain some friends. Sometimes I wish I could just be quiet and have a sincere conversation, instead of a all fun and jokes one. Also tired of feeling that my funny friend is better to be around than me. I just wish those people-philosophy students,mbtw - were serious and liked heavy hardcore metaphysics, but all they do is party and drink (both things I don't like)

Toss in a few xannies and you have dinner, dangerous stuff man

The writing and words is why I guessed.
Oh sorry I forgot some guys don't even qualify for beta's like you.

story?

that's so sad.. i'm sorry user.

I'm tired of being too poor to actually spend christmas with my family.

pedophile
mdd
intense self loathing
medication isn't cutting it
self harm not enough anymore
wouldn't do anything to little girls irl
doesn't matter to anyone. viewing or possession illegal
even expressing it to counselor was dangerous, nearly reported me to the police

no solution or way of dealing. not sure what to do anymore. maybe an hero soon

I broke up with my girlfriend because of the distance (lived 100 miles apart) and because I felt like she cared about the relationship/not being alone more than she cared about me me. I know it was the right thing to do, but I still miss her very much.

The problem is I'm projecting these feelings on my roomates friend. I barely know her and have been using her to fill the void left by my gf. I insist on making her food, ask her to sleep in my bed (no sex, just for company), insist on her wearing my jacket if she looks cold. I'm not particularly into her, I just really like the feeling of taking care of someone. She's being cool about it but I think we both know it's a strange situation to put her in.

I feel bad because I worry she might feel more awkward about it than she lets on, but grateful for her being willing to help me out while I feel lonely.

not fem
>started blacking out with much less alcohol in my system than I used to and ended up peeing in my shoes a few weeks ago
>life is good, but my fucked up family situation has always been on the back of my mind and moreso after the amount of stress I've taken on recently
>also I'm just generally not the best person

I know that fucking pain

I desperately want to have sex with my older sister. Just thinking about her gets me rock hard. And it's not helping that I searched her laptop and her phone and found the nudes she sends to her boyfriend. I jerk off to her pics multiple times a day and I can't stop.

I'm a tranny

I want to spoon with you in a warm bed.

I lost my virginity to my sister when she experimented sexually on me when i was 7.

It's not a long story. I was squatting, won't identify where, and was attacked. Did not see a gun, shot in the foot, had to defend myself. He died.

you seem to have an hard life. hope it gets better

Be me:
>girl that i've had my eyes on
>dont know her that well and vice versa
>see her once in a blue moon
>smart, pretty, intelligent
>know of her from around (decent girl)
>last time we saw each other, couldn't help but look at her but couldn't approach her as it wasn't the righy setting
>nervous to approach her
>attends church functions/socials often
>haven't been to church in a while
>there's a NYE party coming up and i know she'll be there

How do I approach her/introduce myself without looking weird/creep?

Honestly, I can't complain. I didn't die, and didn't even get crippled thanks to a clean shot. Now I live legitimately and enjoy life. Thanks for the commiseration, though. I don't tell anyone about this, first time.

I'm a virgin

I want to run a giant tech company like Google, Apple, Microsoft, etc on the sole purpose of brain washing.

End Result: an Army.

I have a fuckfriend. I've had a few in the past year... I'm pretty sure I'm too ugly to be their girlfriend and they probably think of someone else when they fuck me. It kills me but it's the only way I can get cuddles and kisses.

Am I the big spoon or the small spoon

look surprised and say "hey, I've seen you around, you come to the church events don't you?" after her confirmation, "i'm user, nice to meet you." and then your conversation has started.

i've done this before, it works but you just need confidence in your words and actions. the moment you're doing something weird is the moment that you give off a creepy vibe

I paid for my degree and purposely didn't flush when Obama walked in.

Self conscious?

it must have been scary. It's good to take it off your chest

i'm a sub so i'd say big spoon
but i'd be okay to wrap my arms around you and keep you close to me too if you're small

My life is always going be that much more difficult because I'm stupid and not as careful as I should be.

Small dick

nobody stares at your dick in the urinal

finishing my degree is pointless
i might as well drop out

I'm big spoon then, I'm dominant

even better
you'd be okay with that?

I do have a small dick. But... I guess this has become a double confession: I also stare at the guy's dick when there is only one other in the bathroom.

I'm in love with a girl, and shes in love with me.

Problem is, she's pregant, and with another guy, shes willing to leave him, but should i really fuck a relationship like that up?

Someone kill me ples

I'm afraid that no matter what I do, my life is going to go down the drain... I keep telling everyone that everything is fine, and that I'm happy, but the overwhelming thought of being a failure is just really scary.

I had sex with my chicken 2 hours ago. better than women.

No joke.

>pregnant with another guy

jesus christ man, just walk away

if she loves another guy, it's already fucked

the evita film starting Madonna was FUCKING CRAP

Well depends, are you a guy or a girl? I'm sort of bi but I prefer girls in general

Just demand a yes or no answer

>sort of bi
>prefer girls

No thank you.
But I'll still cuddle with you.

My girlfriend is fantastic but she's just unable to supply enough affection for my fucked up standard. I'm so giving and loving and she naturally isn't capable of that and gets terribly upset when I mention it to her.

On top of that, we're long distance, so I've been subtly pushing sex on her of some kind. More so just the desire I have to be intimate in some form whether nudes or just some kind of cheesy cybering, but she always changes the topic yet claims she's overt about sexuality and feels very "pent up" for me.

I'm in love with you Tyleia. Fuckin deal with it.

I FOUND LINKS
>>THERE I SAID IT

I've been told I'm a really nice, sweet guy by a lot of my friends (who happen to be girls), but all of the girls I like don't know that side of me. They probably think I'm just some funny guy who has no soft side at all. I'm afraid that any girl will think it's a joke when I ask them out.

Alright then, I could use some, been lonely for a while now

Don't cuck yourself, don't raise another guys kid.

Alright anons, im sure theres someone else out there for me, thanks.

I finally have a house of my own, but I work all the time to sustain it. I have given up agency over my life.

Me too user.

Fuck the muslims, fuck them all. Kill them all. Sick of the shit that comes out of it. Fucking kill them, get rid of their cancerous terrorism.

i can't forget her

I love thinking about dicks constantly, but am also disgusted by the thought of actually kissing a dude
I'm not really attracted to pussy, but tits and ass are great, I can't stop thinking about this girl I know, and also have the desire to eventually ask her out, and maybe more eventually.
I don't consider myself gay or bi, but also don't consider myself straight because I like dicks.

I spent 6 years of my life with a woman and now I just want to be alone. Not in a depressing way. I don't crave to have a significant other.

I would rather spend all my time and money on me and do what I want. Not worry about someone else's needs and wants.

who?

Probably, but I think that if I she answers with a "Busy" thing, I'll probably take it just as a no.

I did kinda figure our what days she's more likely to be free. And I believe monday is one of them. So, yea. Hopefully I am right, and she responds favorably