If you don't post in this thread, video game guy will murder you in your sleep

If you don't post in this thread, video game guy will murder you in your sleep.

That mustache

please dont do the mario

also is this the new meme?

it is now

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you must repent and join video game guy in his massacre if you want to live

he knows whether you replied or not.

Fuck you video game man

Do I get to live?

what ?

Video Game Guy can murder dogs too

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I see DUFF man behind the costume

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I want to see him try

This is now a loli thread

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He'll murder your lolis too

Over my cold, dead hands.

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He can snipe you and your loli from 30 miles. He shoves carrots in his mouth, ass, and eyes, so he has good vision.

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Video Game Guy likes eating little girls in two ways.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Now Video Game Guy will certainly murder you. Ya done fucked up.

If dubs, then I killed a man with magic.

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He'll have to find me first.

I'm the hide and seek world champion.

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Video Game Guy knows your exact coordinates...

>Trousse pour garçon jeu vidéo

What the actual fuck.

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Likely story. Even if he COULD find me, he'd have to get past my elite squad of ninja-dogs.

It's a me video game guy

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