ITT: Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it. I'll start

ITT: Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it. I'll start.

Ability to breathe underwater

China

>but the entire population consists of SJWs

Ability to fart gold dust

Ability to breathe underwater, but your eyes need to be closed.

Mine would be telekinesis

>but every time you move something with your mind, one of your memories erase

My right arm is a gun

but you can only read your own mind

Mine would be to be a fat overweight SJW Commie cuck like OP

>but you can't access the internet

Ability to master every skill i desire

But ur an autist.
My ability is to eat pie fast

>but you can only eat mud pies

mine would be to be able to heal any wounds instantly

Can only do with while doing a handstand

Mine is to control all of time and space

>you can only control one of the two at a time, with a cooldown of 1 month

ability to cum three gallons at a time without getting dehydrated

Daddy would you like some sausages?

>But it'll cum out of your ass
Pyrokinesis

>your a genie

master of all 4 elements

>but it's inside minecraft

Mindcontrol/Working Hynosis

Bit u can only light Candels

Inmortality

>for every second you summon fire, you must drink 10mL of cum from a man of your choice

Ability to beat any rapper in a freestyle contest

I can smell if there's a dead fly in the room

but only if I get trips like you

ability to get trips

>But you live inside a closed cave and can't get out
Mine is Super intelligence

>But you can never move from this exact spot no matter how long passes by (and it's in realtime)

The ability to create any ammount of any matter and arrange it however i want

>for every person you control, your penis shrinks by 1 cm

Immunity to all disease

But you're the last person alive.

Also: checked.

Omnipotence

I can noclip through walls

calm the fuck down satan

>only in minecraft

Ability to get dubs

>your a vegetable

ability to not fatigue

>But you'll become insane and kill yourself withing 48hrs

I've ran out..

>But you can never stop running

You were born quadreplegic and will never be able to use any support system.

Time skip

>But the roulettes will never work or give you anything anyway

I can savegame in real life

>but you are fat

i want to be fat.

>But you can't control how long you will skip and when you skip you will age the same amount of time you skipped (no going backsies)

>you can only skip multiples of 1million years and cannot go it with any amount of accuracy

ability to not have to eat

>each time you time skip, your lifespan decreases by 1 month

Ability to forcefeed people the redpill

You can master all 4 elements only wheb you masturbate

Ability to hypnotize anyone

>may or may not be corrupted and dissapear

>you have stage 4 autism

Ability to fuck anybody without consequence

>you can never stop running

ability to fly

You will die if you don't drink a liter of cum per day.

>you're anorexic

Ability to turn water into cocaine

>the red pill is an m&m

>but you're addicted to heroin

do not care about anything

All my shit and urine magically empties into the Indian Ocean so I never need to go to the bathroom

>you care about a girl who doesn't care about you

ability to get any girl

all police officers worldwide are instantly aware whenever you use your power

>it's really crappy cut cocain that'll make your nose bleed and have no noticable effect (no selling aswell)

The power to Manipulate Probability.

>each time you have to use the restroom, you get teleported to Bombay

Ability to snort cum and spit our crack rocks

>you realize they are traps

But have aquagenic urtacaria

>In threads you start and bump that nobody post in

Ability to go invisible at anytime I choose

>end up manipulating the probability of you getting that superpower to 0

>but you live on sri lanka

Your shit brought down MH370

permanent and irrevocable immunity to all "reply to this post or x will happen" posts

>but the amount of cum needed requires you to suck 20 dicks for one crack rock

>but keep the pain afterwards


Ability to fart for ten minutes

> Live in near a race of heat sensitive creatures

Ability to neutralize swell

>but only while talking to girls

build deadly robots out of anything

>but must you must eat other peoples shit for a week to fart.

>all your farts last exactly 10 minutes

>every other fart turns into gallons of diarrhea

thirteen inch long penis

your life becomes a living hell and you can't die because it auto reloads when you do

ability to kill anyone that doesn't reply to this post

Cannot breath on land

>the only robots you build are pic related

Ability to shatter peoples ankles at will

>crippleing erectile dysfunction

Ability to stop time.

>only gets hard for guys

>never get a boner, always flaccid
Shapeshift

>that's permanently stuck in you're asshole

pissing acid

your dick turns harder than diamond when it's at it's biggest

>You stop with it

>you can't dunk

>the inside of your dick is not immune to acid

you can never restart it again

Nigger, that's telepathy.

fug

>But only people in wheel chairs

Ability to devour dreams

My piss and poop come out at supersonic speeds. My Piss is boiling hot and a viscous acid.
My Poop turns into the hardest substance known to man once it hits the air.
My Aim is precise and can fire rapidly...

>dreams are high in calories and make you fat

>But it's a controlled substance and everytime you break wind the police try to arrest you for possessing a saleable quantity of drugs.

But only in water people have pee'd in.

The ability to teleportet to any place regardless if you've been there before.

I have the power to take the power off whoever tries to limit me. Check m8.

>but you have to live out those dreams

ability to make any anime power yours

>you're a faggot

Mind control

you also teleport trough time randomly and it enters on cooldown for a day
ability to get dubs

>You're an astronaut require to conduct one more flight before the government will release you...

Ability to sex Megyn Kelly at will

>each time you teleport, you leave an exact duplicate of yourself at your original location. they also have the ability to teleport

I can talk any girl into taking a facial.

the funniest thing i've read on this shitty site in a while, thanks for the laugh

But you gain 50 pounds each time you use it

>but reply tho this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight no immunities

Become a literal Faggot.

I can turn my shit into gold

>can only control minds of those about to commit suicide

ability to make anything explode on sight

>you can only get dubs in posts that don't reference dubs, digits, rolling, etc

> I am cancer man, who is dying of cancer. I have goven you cancer

Ability to walk super fast

>you can only control the minds of those related to you

mine is 100% good luck 100% of the time

it happens randomly, good luck shitting gold nuggets fagget

Fuck, that sounds like an interesting plot point for a sci-fi movie/television series.

but it can't be larger than your hand

ability to make people forget anything permanently