Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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What tuner are you using?
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buttons
(Makoto)
How'd that mead treat you the rest of the night/morning?
>3 weeks (Misaki)
Wew. I wonder if that's how retirement feels like for some people? Of course, it's always greener on the other side of whatever fence you're on too. I'd kill for that much time off.
(Scarf)
Quebecois as well then? Can't say I know many from there aside from one friend who's now in South Korea and a long time friend who lives in Matane. Your foods are delicious.
(Haruhi)
I'm sure you will, but at least you can relax in the meantime.
(China)
Not very. I'm baritone/bass all the way.
Claiming Flan
I remain
I am not! I was even drunk yesterday and didn't get lewd!
Am not.
>Schrodingers panties
I can do this too.
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A regular microphone one
That's because you weren't talking to me~
I mean..
uh?
>Tfw reading gun magazine
>discover that I'm a school shooter
#knowthesigns
Okay, I shall hereby claim my waifu dorky dim Cirno.
>check the 9s
I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers. Don't drop out on us lad.
Whew your exams aren't over yet? Let's hope that goes well.
Not much my dude. 2 1/2 weeks till break is over, and my schedule is depressingly clear until then. I better pray that my friend is in the library tomorrow because literally everyone else I was friends with here moved back home for the break, even my autist army friend who came to the range with me.
Shit is really quiet. You?
Yep. It was originally just over 4, but it feels like a year has passed already. I was just telling Karen about it. (read above)
Sup
>responding with full sentences and a paragraph
feels good returning to thread after being gone for like half a month
god damnit FUCK YOU IMA LEWD KAREN, now i have to respond thanks man now i had to change my response i was planning to go for a whole 2 threads at most man also check next reply
vvv
AKBAR
you could say its very ELECTRIFYING
(get it cause pcs and phones use electricity)
>pic semi related
shut up you drunk bote
wite boi
what 9s?
>hikage
fucking bolsheviks REEEEEEEEEEE
All I want to do is fucking put some steel down range and maybe attract a redneck 3d waifu and these faggots have to attack us like that.
Yeah yeah I get it.
Id find out if I could open my mouth wider than a finger width.
Dont forget me! I can do that too!
A tad dehydrated, and oh man it made sleeping a pain when I finally had to. But it was a fun and HIGHLY productive night.
>You
>Lewd
You mean spooked, right? :^)
NO GUN, YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR WAIFU TO SCHOOL LIKE THE REST OF THE KIDS!
Wha?
Fuck off Cirno is mine
Unfortunately I can't have any pets here.
It's a very nice picture.
Yup. People from the Gaspésie talk funny.
Okay ;-;
F-fuck
You figured me out!
Ikr, I just want to go on a date to my private range with some qt who wants to pull my trigger :^]
Aylmao
SHE DESERVES TO LEARN WITH ME!
>try to shoot up school
>jam
>mfw
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goSH DARN IT I NEVER GET THE NUMBERS RIGHT
If only dubs were trips ;-;
I wish I had alcohol. How about you
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>actually for real
UGH I AM AN IDIOT CAN'T REMEMBER THE IMAGE EITHER
Aw
I'll be fine
カラミチーマス
>tfw threads are too fast that I actually have to pay attention
>mfw
I've claimed her since 2002 fag
NO YOU DON'T NO ONE DOES
you said allahu, so i said akbar
yea thats right you filthy slut
AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY LLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOO
we wuz ded maymays n' shit
you got only one nine for your efforts, CONGRATS!!!
>but now check out these 5s
>yugioh_season_0_yes_but_check_out_this_5_of_diamonds.jpg
not really rn
claimed
Are these like a 24/7 general where everyone already knows each other and chooses to stay on Sup Forums because of lethargy?
I was rused after all. Oh well, I'm relatively new anyways. More people in the threads is always a good thing.
>going to sleep dehydrated
That shit sucks. But some water or a bit of gatorade helps prevent some of the fallout when you get up if it's a hard night.
Yeah, it took some getting used to, but I can't really talk since I sound more Texan than most. The drawl is thick.
I know that feeling. I avoided home during the holidays and stayed on campus, where I usually saw more deer & elk than people on some days. It was absolutely dead, had to keep myself busy or I'd be doing nothing besides sleeping away.
we could share my bourbon
Rate my cat/10
-Mavis
8/10 chair
Cute fluffer/10
yeah pretty much
WE WUZ OLDFAGS N SHIEEET
wrong thread mate
Small bote
Hey Houki sorry I fell asleep after that last post you made last night. Glad to hear the little one is doing good!
Chefbro
They're too fast for my liking. Posts about five minutes apart feel cozy. Ten minutes is relaxing.
10/10
8/10 not a Siamese
That's what I though. :^)
NO GUN NO! NO JAMMING YOUR WAIFU!
But you are not Snackbar!
Eh, I was already mostly sobered up by the time I went to bed, so there wasn't a hangover when I woke. Was gunna try this hangover prevention stuff I picked up while buying the mead, but it smelled like fucking aloe vera, couldn't deal, so I didn't bother.
Fluffy as fuck/10
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Keep trying, but you won't win! I don't back down that easily.
OH BOY IS THAT GOOD?
happy to see a frand from around my area
Stop cyberbullying 2016
Big bote
I'm sorry ;-;
Okay, Vegemite actually isn't that bad when you don't put too much on one piece of toast or whatever you're putting it on. I probably wouldn't buy this stuff again though.
Would probably be the death of me/10.
Can we get it?
Ignorant newfaggot
I know I do.
And I don't want to share, I want it all to myself
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Come on
I think I would go for a dog anyway.
You guys speak funny too.
So black/10
No worries, I went to sleep maybe 10 mins later myself. Probably the best sleep I had in a while at least. Daughter is running circles right now, but she'll be ready to knock out in a bout an hour. How's it going for you tonight?
That crap is vile, never worked for me. I always found it better to eat some soup or a good breakfast to settle the stomach down after a rough night.
I AM STRONK
IF GET, ALL MUST BOW TO ME
FUCK
I genuinely hope there's a get in this thread.
HECK
100 off. RIP.
GAS THE KIKES
HANG THE NIGGERS
NUKE THE SLIMES
EYE AM NOT A BAKA
Damn.
im gonna get it
Its not on purpose!~
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no you can only have some after all IT IS MINE
we new teh histury of wayfu n shit
welcome to the R U S E C R U I S E
>5 and 10 mins
>not 15 and 30 mins
rem cmon man
i also didn't waste alot of money on a now broken car :^)
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maybe if you post the pic of your cirno print you made the could win too
>stop bullying in [current year]
>not getting your bully practise before 2017
i see your stupid bote
Some weed would do fine, actually. But the only guy I know who has some never texts back so I'm probably SOL.
:3
All the people I met on campus are gone, period no exceptions. I miss them, actually. Even if most of the girls were already married, too attractive or too weird for me to date.
Digging around for White Elephant stuff. How about you?
Misaki. What's up?
Well, you do post scarves, so yes, it does seem fitting.
Mavis' kitty a good kitty/10
Has she gotten fat? I remember her being skinny.
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eeeYYYEE AM THE STROOONGEST
Either one is nice I just prefer cats
Kek, sounds cute. I'm doing good. Got all my finals done grades should be in tomorrow. Now for that sweet break.
How's the bote doing?
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No deal
It's Hikage
I don't smoke weed :(
Naaah, you're fine bote. But for reals, my lewding days may be over.
RIP Karme, can't even deal.
That's the stuff that works wonders on sun burns. I doubt it'd be that good against a hangover.
Funny that, I had some soup after like, 14 hours of nothing but alcohol. Think it helped.
Suuuure it's not.
>Implying broken
Nigga, that shit still drives just fine. Hell, I still drive it everywhere without problem!
I usually enjoy threads that last six hours.
well if you change your mind there is always a glass full here
I'll keep enjoying mine meanwhile
What do you like more about them?
It really is. I couldn't find any of Shiro though.
I want to lick Rem's vagina through her panties whilst she's asleep.
WEZ GONNA BE KANGS N SHIEEEET
I always thoroughly maintain my raifu!
>I love maintenance
I want to sniff Kyoko's feet after a long battle.
tbh that's what I want to do to you user.
>implying you didn't have to fix it up several times
it's alice, and yes you do smoke, you're just a blackout smoker
you got me there
we wuz gunnah beet the wite fokes n shit
I'm not sure what makes me like them so much it might be how my cat will curl up around me even though I'm pretty sure a dog would do the same
I have this very tiny one. I'm sure I could dig around for another one.
Not my fault I'm horribly allergic to cats. I love the little fluffy bastards, I really do, but I physically cannot be in the same home as one. It doesn't end well.
will this become a thread now where two to four anons battle over cirno using bad fanart?
ye
As much as they drive you up the wall sometimes, we were all there doing the same stuff once. It's all good fun though. Make sure you enjoy that break, it's a luxury once you're out in the real world.
Yeah, they sell all those aloe vera drinks at the local Mexican markets here. Never could stand the taste of them, all I can think of is lotion and sunblock. Soup hits the spot since you get all that salt and water back into you. Every cuisine seems to have one of those hangover soups to get you back in the game.
Confirmed, both of my dogs make excellent foot warmers.
I think cats are better at doing this since it's all they do.
This one works just fine.
>tfw negroes
Yep, we do. I don't knock anyone who has English as a second language, it means they speak one more language than most.
I can only pick up on bits and pieces of French since I speak Spanish, but that's about it. If I ever went to QC outside of Montreal, I'd be in for an adventure.
>Houki
I mean give the name, so we can compare results, I've never done it before
Yeah yeah they are, just haven't gotten my grades yet because of some missing documents, gonna head over and ask my advisor for them.
Games and stuff, yo, games all day and all night with a bunch of friends, passes the time well and comfy as hell. GOnna spend the rest of break like this, probably.
Snackbar @ Makoto
Get rekt kiddo
Merry Christmas you niggers.
Silly, you're not supposed to exist in these threads. You were gone long ago.
kek
i see you really want this
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>hikage
Black widow
Don't do this. Karen is far too innocent to lewd.
I know the feel, Gun. I'm the same way with my car.
>Implying those mostly weren't things that I should have taken care of to begin with.
Double RIP. How bout doges?
Ugh, I think it's gunna be a good few weeks before i do that again though. 2 bottles is a tad too much, especially when the first one is delayed.
There we go.
Ayyy Penny. What's good?