ITT: Poorly describe a movie, and others try and guess what it is.
>bunch of white dudes and a nigger
>stay at an inn
>badass bounty hunter cowboy dude
>ends with girl being hung
ITT: Poorly describe a movie, and others try and guess what it is
The hateful eight, too easy
dude nice
Was she hung though? I thought nigger shot her or something?
yeah it ends with the dude who hated the nigger and the nigger and the girl, nigger was shot if you remember, and they both just hang her at the inn and white dude reads letter from president
The diary of Ann Frank
bunch of white dudes but they stay in one room for the whole movie
12 angry men?
girl walks into a wall and fights a sewing spider
>sandnigger and frenchie
>old lady dies
>winter sports
>frenchie gets everything
the original SAW
Coraline?
correct
Charlotte's Web
>dude fights himself and loses
>credit history erased
>sandnigger and frenchie
>implying there's a difference
bump
Mr. Robot
>dude heroically resists pubescent slut
>an heros
>she inherits his houseplant
not the one I had in mind
>Boys vs. Girls
>Hot air balloons
>Diamonds
>Child exploitation
Hard mode enabled
Was a joke
>fight club
The Chipmunk Adventure.
Holy fuck! How? lol
Fight club
>me_thejoke_yourmom.gif
well, shit
Hahaha, it was one of my favorite movies as a kid.
>Top Dee Jays
>Fall out with Bum Chum
>Mum and Dad constantly Shagging
Good shit. I want to re-watch it. I bet it has crazy child sex undertones that I missed back in the day
leon
>dudes doing badass crime shit
>one saved by jesus
>he is wallet gets robbed
Leaon the professional
>fall for little kid with tattoo
>blow up her kidnappers ship
>a single tear is shed
Pulp Fiction
Kevin and perry go large
Can I have a jam sandwich please?
All I wanna do is do it
Etc etc
Rodent Afghani war veteran assists compariot in foiling a plot against the queen and rescue a toy maker and the toy maker's daughter.
>poorly describe
Secret of Nimh?
Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl.
>Apple
>Marital partner, our spawn are small due to my actions.
>an aids-proof retard drinks too much dr. pepper
>Gets lost in underground civilisation
>Has to stop evil genius destroying it
>boats
>rolling on the river
I was filing a really interesting lizard on the wall Kevin..
Eyeball Paul what a shit cunt though!
Flushed Away?
>lots of yelling
>lots of PT
>get deployed
>shit gets fubar
>half a squad down
>oh shit snipers.jpg
Flushed away
Too easy
That snake scene.
Full Metal Jacket
Full Metal Jacket
>2 gangs fighting eachother
>one poor one rich
>someone gets killed
>they dye their hair and hide from the cops
>one big brawl at the end of the movie
>poor gang wins
Easy tiger
My version would be:
>Wait, this is a comedy?
>Suicide
>Definitely not a comedy... Oh shi
Teh outsiders
Outsiders
>Lawyer visits a tropical zoo
>Dies on the shitter
A young man is convinced by a green muppet to kill his father
I don't even remember.
I just remember someone wanting to fuck Britney and that the bad guy reminded me of the bad guy from Crocodile Dundee for some reason
Jurassic Park
>the outsiders
Star Wars
That was way to detailed for being poorly described
>fish goes missing
>dad fish searches for him
Mr robot stole the fight club plot?
>dead mom
>daddy issues
>bully chase scene
>old guy in book store
>don't read that book
>takes book
>reads it
>imagination
>world ends kinda
>dragon chase scene
>the end
Aladdin
Sounds alot like Alien vs Predators if you ask me
SAW 4: the sawening
Not sure if bait, but thats what some say. I loved the first season though, I don't give a fuck what anyone says. That shit was good.
Finding nemo?
>irish guy goes to belgium
>hates it
You got it
>Dad kidnapped
>Daughter hides
>She goes to jail
>Gets busted out
>Steals a ship
>Steals some blueprints
>Then she dies
>The end.
Yeah, there is a lot of heavy stuff for a children's movie. And I can see that comparison.
>dad is undercover cop for some Mafia or gang or whatever
>kid takes gun from dad's stash
>gun is used in a murder
>boss finds out about it
>boss orders dad and several others to find gun and kid
>dad find kid and gun
>dad fights to save kid
>fin
Have at it faggots I'm gonna take a shit while you guys try
Jaws 4: shark rescue
In burges
Rouge One
>wizards go to wizard school
>adventures with jailbait and ginger
>kills evil wizard
Shrek
>two niggers
>two whites
>brothers
>try to solve moms murder
That one fucking movie fireheart
in fuckin bruges
Harry Penis
The Little Merlin
back door sluts 9: the sluttening
Darude Sandstorm
I was close suck ma dick
>guy goes on shitty vacation
>tries to kill himself
>someone else tries to kill him
>tries to leave
>another person shoots him
>did he died
>dad dies in a car accident
>turns into a snowman
Waterworld
>guy sins a lot
>dies
>still wins
the one with marky mark
Frozen
>two black dudes smokes weed
>they owe money
>one is a rapper
Running Scared
correct
no no, that's what what's his face in the movie always says: In fuckin Bruges? You did good user.
>tfw I didnt read the thread before posting
oh well, one of my favorite moves. Have tits
toy story
finally
yeah but the letter ended up being fake, so the nigger could get street cred