ITT: Poorly describe a movie, and others try and guess what it is

ITT: Poorly describe a movie, and others try and guess what it is.
>bunch of white dudes and a nigger
>stay at an inn
>badass bounty hunter cowboy dude
>ends with girl being hung

The hateful eight, too easy

dude nice

Was she hung though? I thought nigger shot her or something?

yeah it ends with the dude who hated the nigger and the nigger and the girl, nigger was shot if you remember, and they both just hang her at the inn and white dude reads letter from president

The diary of Ann Frank

bunch of white dudes but they stay in one room for the whole movie

12 angry men?

girl walks into a wall and fights a sewing spider

>sandnigger and frenchie
>old lady dies
>winter sports
>frenchie gets everything

the original SAW

Coraline?

correct

Charlotte's Web

>dude fights himself and loses
>credit history erased

>sandnigger and frenchie
>implying there's a difference

bump

Mr. Robot

>dude heroically resists pubescent slut
>an heros
>she inherits his houseplant

not the one I had in mind

>Boys vs. Girls
>Hot air balloons
>Diamonds
>Child exploitation

Hard mode enabled

Was a joke
>fight club

The Chipmunk Adventure.

Holy fuck! How? lol

Fight club

>me_thejoke_yourmom.gif

well, shit

Hahaha, it was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

>Top Dee Jays
>Fall out with Bum Chum
>Mum and Dad constantly Shagging

Good shit. I want to re-watch it. I bet it has crazy child sex undertones that I missed back in the day

leon

>dudes doing badass crime shit
>one saved by jesus
>he is wallet gets robbed

Leaon the professional

>fall for little kid with tattoo
>blow up her kidnappers ship
>a single tear is shed

Pulp Fiction

Kevin and perry go large

Can I have a jam sandwich please?
All I wanna do is do it
Etc etc

Rodent Afghani war veteran assists compariot in foiling a plot against the queen and rescue a toy maker and the toy maker's daughter.

>poorly describe

Secret of Nimh?

Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl.

>Apple
>Marital partner, our spawn are small due to my actions.

>an aids-proof retard drinks too much dr. pepper

>Gets lost in underground civilisation
>Has to stop evil genius destroying it
>boats
>rolling on the river

I was filing a really interesting lizard on the wall Kevin..

Eyeball Paul what a shit cunt though!

Flushed Away?

>lots of yelling
>lots of PT
>get deployed
>shit gets fubar
>half a squad down
>oh shit snipers.jpg

Flushed away

Too easy

That snake scene.

Full Metal Jacket

Full Metal Jacket

>2 gangs fighting eachother
>one poor one rich
>someone gets killed
>they dye their hair and hide from the cops
>one big brawl at the end of the movie
>poor gang wins

Easy tiger

My version would be:

>Wait, this is a comedy?
>Suicide
>Definitely not a comedy... Oh shi

Teh outsiders

Outsiders

>Lawyer visits a tropical zoo
>Dies on the shitter

A young man is convinced by a green muppet to kill his father

I don't even remember.
I just remember someone wanting to fuck Britney and that the bad guy reminded me of the bad guy from Crocodile Dundee for some reason

Jurassic Park

>the outsiders

Star Wars

That was way to detailed for being poorly described

>fish goes missing
>dad fish searches for him

Mr robot stole the fight club plot?

>dead mom
>daddy issues
>bully chase scene
>old guy in book store
>don't read that book
>takes book
>reads it
>imagination
>world ends kinda
>dragon chase scene
>the end

Aladdin

Sounds alot like Alien vs Predators if you ask me

SAW 4: the sawening

Not sure if bait, but thats what some say. I loved the first season though, I don't give a fuck what anyone says. That shit was good.

Finding nemo?

>irish guy goes to belgium
>hates it

You got it

>Dad kidnapped
>Daughter hides
>She goes to jail
>Gets busted out
>Steals a ship
>Steals some blueprints
>Then she dies
>The end.

Yeah, there is a lot of heavy stuff for a children's movie. And I can see that comparison.

>dad is undercover cop for some Mafia or gang or whatever
>kid takes gun from dad's stash
>gun is used in a murder
>boss finds out about it
>boss orders dad and several others to find gun and kid
>dad find kid and gun
>dad fights to save kid
>fin
Have at it faggots I'm gonna take a shit while you guys try

Jaws 4: shark rescue

In burges

Rouge One

>wizards go to wizard school
>adventures with jailbait and ginger
>kills evil wizard

Shrek

>two niggers
>two whites
>brothers
>try to solve moms murder

That one fucking movie fireheart

in fuckin bruges

Harry Penis

The Little Merlin

back door sluts 9: the sluttening

Darude Sandstorm

I was close suck ma dick

>guy goes on shitty vacation
>tries to kill himself
>someone else tries to kill him
>tries to leave
>another person shoots him
>did he died

>dad dies in a car accident
>turns into a snowman

Waterworld

>guy sins a lot
>dies
>still wins

the one with marky mark

Frozen

>two black dudes smokes weed
>they owe money
>one is a rapper

Running Scared

correct

no no, that's what what's his face in the movie always says: In fuckin Bruges? You did good user.

>tfw I didnt read the thread before posting
oh well, one of my favorite moves. Have tits

toy story

finally

yeah but the letter ended up being fake, so the nigger could get street cred