Why aren't women funny Sup Forums?

why aren't women funny Sup Forums?

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Because there is always an underlying expectation that comes before anything else women do usually of a sexual assessment and even if the breach that threshold they are still prey to scrutiny in these modern times. Because of trivialization.

Women are smart and funny ok? Get over it. Especially that one about their vagina.

because you spent too much time on Sup Forums and now all you can think about is memeing amemeica meme ameme.

I've met maybe one genuinely funny girl in my entire life.

They just aren't. Their brains don't work like that.

Because humour is based on a shared sense of culture, and you don't know how to relate to women.

Are you kidding she was the best joke of 2016.

sick of seeing her fat ass on commercials lately

They just don't try very hard.

Women don't even think other women are funny.
How many female philosophers have there ever been?
Most woman just don't think outside the box or ponder random abstract bullshit like men do.
They are more reality, day to day task focused.

They try to use their womanhood as an advantage, and they joke about it to act like they're every other white guy to try and act funny, but they overdue it and end up making a fool of themselves.

KeK...

What are you talking about user?
I find her fat rolls quite comical.

found the cuck

Women don't need to be funny to pick up guys.

There are plenty of funny women,


just not that one.

or maybe.. women don't have culture.

as far as comedians are concerned, it always feel like they're more interested in representing women muh diversity than they are in being funny.
LIKE, WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS I'M A WOMAN.
no, what's important is whether or not you're funny. They seem to have a hard time separating themselves from their identities.

some fall into the trap of trying to prove that they don't care about stereotypes, and end up seeming like they really do.
>slutty comment
>trashy slut joke
>look at me I own it
>I'm a fat girl
>I had an abortion
>look at me I don't care about shit
>isn't it so funny how different and confident I am
>I'm totally not overcompensating
>I do what I want not what society wants
>I don't care how I'm seen, you like that r-right?
>validate me

>YouTube
>Watching episodes of I can't believe this is happening
>Comedians telling wild true stories
>Dying laughing
>Dudes are funny shit
>Time for the girl comedian
>Delivery sucks
>Timing sucks
>Story isn't funny
>Fuck this shit
>Watch porn instead

Women are not funny. I can't think of one woman comedian that is genuinely funny.

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You sound like a cunt on the rag.

To answer OP:

Women aren't funny because (like the cunt Amy Schumer) they try to be funny.

It doesn't work that way. Funny people have a certain humor to them that changes like the season. Jim Carey used to be funny, but nothing lasts.

The problem with women is that they scrutinize every little thing. If a fart makes a crowd of men laugh out of the blue, men don't ask why it's funny. It just is.

Cunts like Amy Schumer will take out a list and jot down: "fart is funny for men" and proceed to try to sell it as a joke.

When people call her unfunny, she'll say "oh because I'm a woman".

Yes. It's precisely that.

Simple, women are constantly at war with themselves and each other. Just look at even the best examples of females being "friends" they still can't seem to avoid being back stabbing shit talking cunts to each other at every opportunity. Because of this core disconnection with others they lack the ability to read a crowd or step outside their comfort zone. It is also why they truly dread their own dependents growing up and not needing them anymore.

There are exceptions to the rule just like with all things. But people like Schumer got where she is by sucking a mean Jew dick and then having no issue shitting on everyone and everything around her. As she pushes boundaries and gets push back from the public she immediately gets the same fear as a mother does when their kid hits 18, that she is one fuck up from going back to being a useless cunt that is alone.

Lets put it this way, She would never sit in front of congress and (in a very polite way) tell them to go fuck themselves for what she says.

And without that bravery she will never truly be "funny"

They aren't funny because their group/female social skills revolve around being a bunch of mean backstabbing cunts to each other and trying to outdo each other for attention.

Men have learned to just relax and shoot the shit with each (bond) before we have to go back home to the crazy.

We all know who the real cucks are

Off by one

most women aren't funny to me. But I feel like Julia Louis-dreyfus has some really great moments on seinfeld.

Some of my favorite comics are women:
Iliza Schlesinger
Aisha Tyler
Kathleen Madigan
Maria Bamford

But I hate Lisa Lampanelli more than any other comic, so I think that kind of evens it out...

>They are more reality, day to day task focused.
No they aren't. They're crazy as fuck and it takes them a half hour to say what a guy would need to say in five. You ever work with a group of women at work or in school? Fucking miserable.

They're just really needy and controlling, making them good mothers

Name them

The answer, is simple.
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>They seem to have a hard time separating themselves from their identities.
This.

I think Emma Roberts and Jamie Lee Curtis are hilarious in Scream Queens.

But that's definitely the exception.

*Most men.

Regardless of gender, some people are just stupid cunts starving for attention.

But when we call out 50% of that group no one says we are sexist or whatthefuckever.

Double standards are fun!

Because they're ugly sexist pigs and hypocritically call men ugly sexist pigs

many women are fucking hilarious

when tf is she going to get assassinated pls.
if another clinton runs for president I'm going to commit suicide.

The door is behind you, Kindly get the fuck out...

what a fucken porker!!! and she thinks its funny.. how fucken sad...

The actors don't write the script though user.

Fair enough.
It is just that *most* of the stupid cunts starving for attention of the male species tend to live in gyms and bars with other useless people making interaction with them even less frequent.
Which is better for all the rest of us :)

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This, She can deliver a line sure, but had she wrote those lines you would have had a complete train wreck of a show...

It's not uncommon in entertainment for women to complain about not knowing what a joke is supposed to mean or try to change it to be more funny. Care to guess what happens when directors let them?

(Hint: You end up with Sex in the City, or a show canceled mid way through season one.)

I'll give you that. The one advantage most men have over most women, is that we know how to avoid the douchebags...

You can't avoid a cunt when you are helplessly addicted to the burnt piss coffee at starbucks.

Maybe it's a cultural thing? American women tend to be vapid whores in general.

Can any europoors report in on if your women are funny? Australians need not apply

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Hey britfag, Take that shit back to the trash where it belongs...

Even your whole country knows not to even consider that shit worth reading.

lmao no fucking shit. it's all in the delivery.

Well, The answer has been written on the fucking wall for 30 years. USE A FUCKING CONDOM BUD...

(I say this seriously, STOP HAVING FUCKING KIDS...)

what the fuck switzerland?

Wrong...

GTFO...

>But we're laughing at them, not with them.

I believed I was right. Can you imagine how it felt, when you told me I was wrong? You have shaken my entire world view, and shattered my confidence. You have even neglected to give any reasons that I was wrong, which, I can only conclude, means that I am completely wrong about everything! Utterly wrong! It means so much to me that you said this. You have convinced me beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am truly a flawed human being. Please give me more of your guidance, teach me the errors of my ways you fucking nigger

Comedy in general is shit nowadays. It basically consists of people yelling and swearing and talking about their genitals and then passing it off as humour.

>Be me
>Friend invites me and gf to comedy show he's in.
>First comedian was nig nog,pretty funny talked about drugs and being homeless.
>Next was friend he was ok not great talked about politics, sex, and only funny part from him was his list of made up conspiracy theories.
>After him was fat black haired white girl, talked about men in workplace. Cars being too small nowadays and how products at stores are aimed at heights for men only, she was fucken terrible no one laughed at her jokes. She walked off pissed off but not before screaming "see this is what I'm talking about if a man said these jokes you would be laughing your asses off but since I'm a woman you embarrass me on stage.
>She waddles away and first black comedian come back on stage and repeats her joke about products aimed at men, whole fucken place cracked up.
So woman just aren't funny.

Source/name? She's fine as fuck

I feel like comedy will always be mostly low brow.

> Referencing Daily Mail
>user loses all credibility

Studies have determined that males bond over and define their friendships with activities, as they are naturally objective oriented. Boys therefor form hierarchies and circles based off of perceived talents or the things each boy can contribute to the group. John is the tough guy. Bill is the smart one. Jack is the funny one. Humor is a useful trait to boys, so it's common for a boy to learn how to be funny. Nevermind that humor is also a natural defense mechanism among young men, as a way of defusing direct conflicts without resorting to the very real possibility of physical violence.

Girls, however, bond over and define their relationships with emotional openness. They want think of themselves as sisters, and the closer they can get, the better, often bragging about all the ways they're so alike, etc. Almost always, the unfortunate result of this is that total conformity to the group is practically required of young women in order to have strong female friends. A girl who stands out- even in a positive way- is a girl who distances herself from the others. Groups of girls don't have "the funny one." If you want to argue with this, then you haven't actually payed any attention to the way groups of young women interact with each other. Girls can't even get away with falling back on humor as a defense mechanism the way boys can. Other girls would tear them to shreds for it.

This is why most every female comedian- funny and unfunny alike- has a backstory about how she was a homely, awkward reject in high school and tends to display a lot of male characteristics. Being forced out of traditional female circles is just about the only way a girl can grow to develop a real sense of humor. This all probably sounds like a very cynical view of femininity, but it's just the reality of things. There are plenty of ways young males also naturally stunt each other, but if you're asking why women aren't funny, there's your answer. It's also just GENERALLY speaking.

Comedy is just too raw for a lot of people to handle. If they don't laugh, it's probably not fucking funny. the end.
If nobody laughs, you don't storm off the stage like a child that didn't get what they deserve, you feel embarrassed because you tried to do something and YOU failed.
No one fucking "deserves" to be funny.

Generally they have no need to be, men use humor to get laid, also, they use it to fit in in social groups with other men. Funny beta less likely to get ass kicked. Neither case requirements for women because vagina.

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not to mention men laugh at them when they're not funny because they want to fuck them. This is a big deal, because it teaches them that things that aren't funny, ARE funny. It's gotta be pretty confusing.

makes sense

The PS isn't even subtle in that pic.

(originally posted this in wrong thread lol)

I just finished Hitchen's original article of "why women aren't funny" and have some great anecdotal evidence to throw in that will be of interest to this crowd.

my girlfriend is hilarious. funnier than almost every man I've ever met, we click and her jokes are riotously funny.

her humor clearly comes from two places:

1. a sheltered life, an immaturity, that causes a childlike innocence and the humor that goes with that
2. extreme pain and life tragedies resulting in self hatred which provides an ability to self-deprecate and see the horrific nature of existence, the only response to which is to joke about it

now the kicker: she is undergoing serious medical issues. she'd joke a lot about having a baby and clearly wants one. her identity and culture is based on it. but when it became clear that she could probably never have a child, almost all of her humor disappeared. Hitchens had a point, that's for sure. this process is still underway and I don't know when it will end. it might simply be a temporary depression but I fear when she's accepted her non-procreating fate that her humor may never return as it was. OTOH, she might actually get funnier with that firmly in the past.

you're probably thinking "she must be great in bed" - and oh boy you'd be right - however, that also all recently changed with the no-baby news, as one might expect.

>Implying the legal system of a nation so cucked as to pass those laws would care about whether or not you used a rubber to determine "paternity."

Yeah, they didn't even bother adding any texture back to the skin. It's actually kind of amateurish.

>this is my girlfriend guys, she's really smart and really funny

i know it sounded like that when I wrote it, and I laughed internally at that too.

but there are exceptions, and I lay out what I believe are the forces at work in what I should clearly admit is a very rare case.

I'm pretty old and no girl I've ever been with was funny except this one, and her life is basically a total disaster so, there you have it

Checked.

wew

>being this autistic

You mean your not funny....

Are there _any_ funny black women? I'd put Cosby, Pryor, Murphy, Chappelle, Foxx and Rock on any top ten list, but I can't come up with a single funny black woman. My tops for women would probably be Burnett, Tomlin, DeGeneres, Louis-Dreyfus, and Rivers...maybe Fey and Radner...and all of them are white.

1: The cast of Drop Dead Gorgeous
2: Does unintenional count? If so, Sarah Palin's a laugh riot.
3: Carrie Brownstein

My not funny what?