Weirdest cocks you've ever seen? Anything obscenely big, small, bent, lumpy, or curvy? Does not /have/ to be human...

Weirdest cocks you've ever seen? Anything obscenely big, small, bent, lumpy, or curvy? Does not /have/ to be human, but that doesn't mean no one will think you're kind of gross for posting a dog dick in this thread; you are, just live with it.

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wat

That has got to be the most contorted foreskin I've ever seen.

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Good ylyl post

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zoz

ok fine ill post a few. i have a folder dedicated to weird dicks.

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Mine, by the way

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if something needs to be re-attached to your body, doctors will stitch it into your wrist or ankle to keep it alive until it's ready for re-atttaching

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am i the only one that wants to tongue that dickhole?

the jews did this

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Haha!

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horse cock?

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i call this 1 ol' nessie

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ok last 1. cheers

if you were to cut it and throw it away, would it come back?

Came to this thread to become more grateful for what I have. Mission accomplished.

I'm so sorry for all the hurt these deformities have caused.

are those shopped?

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Same goddamn it.

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What the fuck? Is that a vagooga?

Yes, that is as you put it, a "vagooga"

I hope you've confronted your parents for mutilating your penis and managing to fuck up the after care so horrifically.

Looks like they must have cauterized it. Frightening honestly.

For once in my life, i am grateful for what i have.

Scorpioncock/10

That's just a flaccid cock being stretched from the tip with a piercing.

Not many people know, but horses actually evolved from this specimen 5000 years ago.

So true xD

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