Ask your God anything

Ask your God anything.

Why are there still goatfuckers on this planet?

Why are you dead?

Because everyone must have a chance of living.

I never lived either died. I am a religious entity.

Why is my depression coming back?

what motorcycle do you ride?

I would, but he's not here

Do you love me?

If the earth is flat, why cant I see other continents/islands with a telescope?

whats the point of life

are you gonna answer any questions god?

Unresponsive god!

you could almost say, god is dead amirite?

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Why do men have nipples ?

Why are you such a cumguzzling faggot?

What would you be doing right now if minecraft didn't exist?

When will the Gog and Magog people finally break free?

please respond

Where are the Tits and timestamp

what are cucumbers and how do they work?

Oh, wait, that's not the right god.

Do you have any kids?