Well put whipped cream on my nipples and lick it off, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well put whipped cream on my nipples and lick it off, that's Jason Bourne!

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>Well give me the high ground and call me Obi Wan, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well call me a big guy FOR YOU, that's Jason Bourne!

This movie can't be good. There's no fucking chance for it.

WE WUZ CIA AGENTS N SHIET

>Yes yes, well done Slytherin, well done HOWEVER, that's Jason Bourne!

>Well tell those soldiers to stand down and call me Hillary, that's Jason Bourne!

>same director
>Damon had been saying for years that he would only come back if they had a good story
>Damon gets plenty of work so it's not a cash grab on his part
>Tommy Lee Jones
>best girl

I will give you that the trailers look like cliched shit though.

u wot m8?

>Well build a wall and deport all Mexicans, that's Jason Bourne!

>technobabble spewing government agency head replaced with plain speaking Tommy Lee Jones
I can't deal with it.

>Well buy me some KFC and some grape soda, that's Jason Bourne!

ooga booga Jason Bourne

Supremacy and Ultimatum were joyless bores though.

WELL HOL UP NIKKUH! THAS BE SUME JASON BOWNE!

AYOOOOOOO
HOL UP
SO YOU FINNA BE TELLING ME
LIKE YOU AINT BE SHITTIN ME
LIKE YOU BE SAYIN LIKE
DAT THAT WHITE BOI BE JASON BOURNE?

Well prep my bull and call me a cuck, that's Jason Bourne!

>WELL ILL BE DIPPED IN SHIT AND ROLLED IN BREADCRUMBS, THAT'S JASON BOURNE!

what did he originally say? can someone link the scene?

>Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne

youtu.be/F4gJsKZvqE4?t=47s

>Damon had been saying for years that he would only come back if they had a good story

Damon was allowed to write it though (along with Greengrass and, bizarrely, the editor), so of course he thinks the story is good

>Oh shiieeett nigga dayum!
>dat wyt boi rite derr!
>dats Jason Bourne mayne!
>Muh mayne!
>Shieeet!

How did that evolve into what's occurring itt?

>Well call me a bitch and slap me silly, that's Jason Bourne!

The reason I first posted it was because it's such an awkward pause in the trailer, it becomes funny. I found out other people felt the same.

>Jesus Christ, get me Ben Affleck, that's Jason Bourne!

Jones will not sanction that technobabble buffoonery.

>le random faggot's unique opinion
>universal

No