Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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女神さま

beautiful

I don't like her face

>20 man yen buys you a luxury condo in the center of sapporo
>20 man yen buys you a little box in tokyo

Why aren't you living in hokkaido, jap?

日本人たち起きなさい

it seems that foreigners like her face

good morning
I was able to sleep well

I would pay 1万 for a pizza from my local kebab joint at this point.

kebab?

秋葉料理だな

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1385401/Desperate-father-Christopher-Savoie-tried-snatch-abducted-children-runaway-Japanese-mother-awarded-6-1-million-settlement.html

>Mr Savoie's Japanese ex-wife, Noriko Esaki Savoie, fled with the children in 2009.

>dating a jap
>EVER

no

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YES

I like her face.
foreigners and aniota like only anime

Dang only 500¥ for a kebab that's pretty good, they're usually like 7 or 8 dollars where I live.

WHERE IS THIS

It says Akihabara on the picture, dunce

秋葉原

Berlin

it's expensive a bit.
kebab is Akiba's food.

本当に?日本で食べ物は安そう。

It originated in Akiba.
It was introduced to Turkey from Akiba probably.

Guess I'm forced to go there, then.

does anybody want to learn french in Japan?

No I meant 本当に to the first thing, is 500¥ really considered expensive for prepared food?

How much would you charge an hour?

whatever is needed to live

お前ら隠し球持ってるだろ

おはようございます

>7 or 8 dollars
I said about it.
500円なら高くはないけど、ケバブは400円でも売ってるよ。肉はちょっと少ない :)

タマを隠すのは琉球空手の秘技だ。
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/コツカケ

gooday

everybody knows Döner as we know it, in a flatbread with sauces and salads, originated in Berlin.

ケバブ屋は人気ですか?

Trumpepe

アニメ史に残るケバブ論シーンを貼っておこう
youtube.com/watch?v=11Oj9I-NveU&lc=z12thrl5wyabcrkn122eet2j4mr1etfk3.1484979142575087

ソースが混ざった瞬間に地球が爆発して人類が滅亡するMADもあったがそっちはバンダイに見つかったっぽい

Just loke lots of 'Chinese dishes' are originated by Chinese immigrants to Japan.

like ramen

>Just loke lots

you mean ALL, jap.

アベノミクスは5合目まで来たな
2021年の登頂が見えてきたからもう安心だ

Yes, Japan provides them with a clean hygienic kitchen.

Berlin vs Akiba か

人気ですよ。ケバブは手頃でうまい。

>日本人である
>中国人が嫌い
>ラーメン好き

あの尻をペンペンしたい

>カナダ人である
>西洋人が嫌い
>ムスリム人が好き

それは東方のカナダ人
僕はアジア人が好き

Both doner and ramen were invented by restaurateur Nikolai Testoff in early XIX century Russia.

>ポルトガル人である
>ブラ汁が嫌い
>t.アルベルトバルボサ

>東方のカナダ人

もみじ?

Why did doner and ramen leave Russia?

>ブラ汁

プリケツの尻は良い尻だ

They emigrated during the civil war

ほわっとでぃどひみーんばいでぃす
russians are white chinese so they are still chinese foods

平和って大事よね(´・ω・`)

東方知ってませんか?

they are chinese

ブラ汁がみそ汁の仲間だったとは・・・

I don't like Chinese getting credit for everything...or anything.

知ってるけど興味にあんまりないね
ごめんなさいアメリカ様

because communist destroy everything in it's path

do you prefer capitalism that invited immigrants as cheap labour?

いいシャレと思ったなのに ;;

that's not nice
how can you say tamayaaaa or attend your shodo classes without hating yourself

Canada
a
n
a
d
a

By believing Taiwan is the real China.

いや、読み返せばいいだと思うw
元気になってアメリカ殿

still capitalism has killed less people than communism

youtu.be/e3wYIjI8WcI

アメリカでも「この世界の片隅に」の上映決まったとな
youtube.com/watch?v=-jBe-uHhlNs
「この世界の片隅に」>>>>>>>>>他の実写映画、「君の名は。」
で日本では久々にアニメの勝ちだったが、海外ではどう評価されるかね
原作の漫画も、フランス以外では翻訳されてないからそもそも話題にならなそう

youtube.com/watch?v=knzYmtHg_yk

宮崎駿が引退撤回で騒ぎだしたのは「この世界の片隅に」を見たからだよ

あいつは負けるのが嫌いだから

ほんまかいなww

who /boundless/ here?

ポニョポニョポニョ魚の子〜

Do you think why there are simplified kanji?
it was scheduled that kanji will be abolished in China once.
there were many countries scheduled to abolish kanji once.
though actually only Vietnam and Korea abolished kanji.
In Japan and China, kanji remained.

kanji is a kind of Hieroglyph.
kanji is not Japanese language, and kanji is not also Chinese language.
Chinese also just only use the same way as the ancient Japanese Manyo-kana.
kanji can be used for also English.

おれの白子袋をポニョポニョポニョしてくれ

fucktard

Capitalism is a scourge.

I honestly believe no one human should live a better life than another because of the vagina they came out of. I say this, being one of the 1%, wealthy, born in a first world, native english speaking country.

Communism was tried and failed, but I hope humanity can come up with a solution in which every human is equal in the future. Unfortunately it won't be in my lifetime.

>I honestly believe no one human should live a better life than another because of the vagina they came out of
that's stupid and genuinely impossible. but money shouldn't make money. "capital" as we understand it and lending should be abolished.

it seems that they talk about a difficult problem again.

その彼女は可愛いね

間違えたと思う、 ”彼女は可愛いね”は正しいでしょうね?

眠いから日本語は難しいになった、多分寝たほうがいい。おやすみ。

あってるよ
おやすみ

モデルさんかな。
躍動感がある ( 'ー')ノ

I love Fukushima-ken.
It's so comfy.

青いみずからやあって来た~

Can you name each of them just by the shape?

バーチャルの日本人女性が中世のイギリスの曲を歌う
youtube.com/watch?v=FV5v5vDkppI

北海道 岩手 福島 長野 新潟
秋田 岐阜 青森 山形 鹿児島 広島 兵庫 静岡
宮崎 熊本 宮城 岡山 高知 島根 栃木 群馬
大分 山口 茨城 三重 愛媛 愛知 千葉 福岡
和歌山 京都 山梨 富山 福井 石川 徳島 長崎
滋賀 埼玉 奈良 鳥取 佐賀 神奈川
沖縄 東京 大阪 香川

peru?

なんだ?全部おぼえてるよってこと?
おれには無理だな

自閉症に因る特技だそうだ。

no

正直、佐賀と山梨は二回出て来て困った。
岡山は全くわからなかったので最後に残ったひとつを当てた。

そんなこと言ってるから日本に負けたんだろ?
地理学も知らんと植民地なんか作るなよ。
地元の人間は大迷惑。人の命を奪うほどの頭の悪さだ。

まず北方領土が入ってるのか入ってないのか分かりません

autism