Ask any questions for the 8 ball of truth

Ask any questions for the 8 ball of truth
I'll start
Will I die in 2017?

Will I get a reply

Will I get a reply

A positive one?

Will she accept the day?

How am I supposed to sleep and shit with you fucks fucking with me fucking me over ever fucking chance you get?

inb4 290 lonely teenage spergs asking:

>doez she liek me?
>will i get laide this year?
>am i gona hav a gf?
>will she hold hands w me after skool?

SPOILER: If you have to ask a random number generator on Sup Forums if she's into you, she's not fucking into you.

Am I really going insane?

Will I end up dating her?

Ok, I'll ask again

will i lol at this post ?

Will i deal with Sharon?

lol

Will i get laid by the end of the year

lel

Will this bus crash?

Should I kill myself after Christmas?

Will things get better?

Is there a cure for my schizophrenia besides untrustworthy meds?

You're fucked.

cancer?

Will I stay another year?

will there be any girls at my house by the time of new year?