Weed I bought on the darkweb (10g) takes months to arrive

>weed I bought on the darkweb (10g) takes months to arrive
>get a letter from the police today about it
>tfw case dismissed for lacking evidence

What encounters with the law have you had?

Be me
>Just turned18
>Just gotten my 1st car
>Pick up Double D 8.5/10 at night from bus stop
>Gets in my car, tells me she's a hooker
>Cop car literally stops in the middle of the road. Points lights to me. Drives off.
>Tell hooker I only have $12. Tells me she will suck me off for ride home few blocks down.
>Didn't get arrested, got a $12 BJ. It was good night.

How retarded can you be to order weed online.

incredibly autistic and socially fuckwitted.

I don't know people, man.

damn, that's cheaper than buying dinner. you win user

Well you got the weed tho right??

>takes months to arrive
he must have

I had a close one

>driving home from another city
>semi-high, weed in the car
>speeding slightly
>not slightly enough, get pulled over by cops
>fuckfuckfucky
>standard procedures, cop checks the driving license
>"I see you need contact lenses, do you have thos on?
>"I do"
>"Let me see, look me straight in the eyes"
>"....." please don't be too red, please
>"Ok I see them"
>...
>just a speeding ticket

That fucking moment right there, when I was staring him in the eyes, have I learned what a true fear is.

>years ago download a fuckton of CP off Limewire
>stupid kid
>wats a proxy?
>waiting for it to catch up to me

This, only difference being i still have it stashed away on a hdd. I should probably throw it in the river or something.

Stick a magnet on it or something

Good on ya user. I wear contacts and never has a cop asked to see them. Good to know.

yea i got the weed. I got a bunch of stems and seeds, and it got me feeling kinda ill

never doing that again, i'll tell you that.

>been detained several times
>cops sang me "Happy Birthday"
>had all of my roommates arrested and I pretended to be asleep; they didn't rat me out (Good peeps) (except for you, K, you know what you did, you shit)
>had cops in apartment with plenty of drugs from different schedules; didn't turn my unlocked doorknob, so they never found them or our paraphernalia
>ran away from home as a kid, hid from cops using camo, came back home after I realized it was silly, picked up by cops from side of road on way home, thought about running but didn't. Cop pseudo-threatened to taze me after I got in the car. Nice guy.

>cops sang me "Happy Birthday", once*

all were different instances

also
>friend who was juvenile domestic terrorist; expunged, now.

I would, but fucking magnets, how do they work?

magic

What carrier service did you use. I've talked to postal inspectors and done a lot of research. 10g is an extremely low amount that no one would give a shit about. Do you live in a podunk town where it is illegal?

>at friends house
>fights with roommates boyfriend some step above a hobo 18 years her senior.
>everything cool again
>Bitch comes in homies room and hits him in the face with a frying pan.
>I knew the cops were coming so I go down the street and hide behind a dumpster.
>some faggot security guard actually watching cameras calls cops.
>hey user why you hiding?
>uhh well just didn't want to get involved.
>let's have a look in the old lockets shall we?
>pills pills pills
>I just want to go home man.
>alright get the fuck out of here

>hid from cops using camo

nigga what

How dangerous it is for us to store it on hdd?

Conscious got the better of me and I deleted it all. Still have the hard drive and occasionally get tempted to try restoring the files. Don't think they'll be there though.

similar thing happened to me

>have drving lesson to get my license
>i am high as fuck, cause who would pull over a drvingstudent with his teacher
ff. 5 min
>a fucking cop car behing me
> they had the turnsignal on
> teacher says move the car forward a bit so the cops can turn
>i do that
>cops dont turn
>we start driving
>cops follow us
>and then the fucking lights
>STOP POLICE
>FUCK.jpg
>"Hello Police, ID Please"
> "Please get out the car"
>"So you have had encounters witht he justice system before"
>Used to have a coffee shop. like a dutch coffee shop
>Cmon man. that was years ago
>they make me do all the fucking test like stand on one leg and touch my nose and guess when 30 sec. are over
>Pass them all
>both cops then "you look high as fuck"
> then asks "Do you wear contacts?"
> "YEEEESSS"
>nearly pick out my eyeball just to show them
>they say ok and them tell me "many driving students have been driving high thinking they wont get caught"
>then they let me go

never been so glad to need glasses in my life.

Not even dangerous/10

I have a shit load of very questionnable picture on my laptop and the fuck if I care, nobody's ever touching my laptop and nobody knows or even suspect anything.

How can it ever be dangerous, you're not on NSA watch list ffs lol, just a random guy with some pic.

it's nothing

Thanks man, I feel a bit more relaxed now. However, I do have videos too. Not too much, but enough for strong orgasms.

I live in Scandinavia, and in a fairly small town, so yeah.
Bought it off some holland dudes, dunno what carrier service they used. I just picked it up at the post office.

I am not a clever man

lol
it's on the internet so it must be true

Fuckin Science Bro.

Once saw one of these border control shows where a furfag was acting suspiciously and they demanded to look at his hard drive. It was fucking filled with furry porn, and they had a serious discussion of whether it counted as beastiality.

Kid got let off by the skin of his teeth but denied entry for being a filthy furry.

Both of you are listed, why the fuck did you even confess.
I hope you're hiding behind 9 proxies and have a trustworthy VPN

it's just common sense bro.

How can you having some picture or video on your computer can be dangerous ?

The only instance when it can be a problems is you get your shit stolen and somebody decide to fuck with you or you get randomly hacked.

Also if you're travelling TSA agent ask you to inspect your device at airport or something like this. They can look through it . that's all I can think about.

>500 mile drive
>gas gauge has been broken for a long time
>after it drops below half a tank it starts going up and down
>usually just keep it full so as to avoid problems
>at about 200 miles, gas gauge drops to "10 miles to empty"
>it was saying "120 miles to empty" right before
>Figure it's just on fritz again
>doesn't go back up
>realize i might actually be out of gas in the middle of nowhere
>Fuck it, need to get as far as I can and hopefully hit a gas station
>floor it, 120+ mph
>Success! gas station up ahead
>gas gauge at 0
>suddenly sirens and shit
>Cop is pulling me over right as I hit the exit ramp
>car died as I'm pulling into the station like 10 feet short of the pump

>Cop asks why I'm speeding
>tell him I'm out of gas
>Writes me a ticket for going 10 miles over the speed limit (instead of 50)
>watches me push car into gas station and doesn't help

>Keep on driving
>pay ticket online

White privilege is cool when it helps you.

yeah don't bruh.
While yes no cop is ever going to be coming to you specifically for it there is a chance someone accidentally finds it on your computer.
A HDD is a good idea, safest option
But if you have it on your computer and you need it fixed, or a friend is on it for a few seconds, or it gets seized for some reason and they see shit you will 100% go to prison
It happens a lot more than you think, there's even a couple of stories on Sup Forums of it happening to someone/ them doing it to someone else

>Kek.jpg

>implying you aren't constantly watched

>how can having a picture be bad ?

Ask the judge

I don't live in Americuck

>running out of gas
>better speed up

Are you retarded?

>
What the fuck is wrong with you sickos? Talking about actual CP Like its fucking nothing... I know its bad on Sup Forums but this fucking bad?
That is badly fucked up, reminds me of what kind of place Sup Forums now is...

Hello newfriend, how was your summer?

...

>still implying you are not constantly watched

Well whatever helps you sleep at night

depends on the car and what speed he was going to begin with dick van dike

I sleep very well thank you.

Turn down the radio,also saves gas.

No. It doesn't.

What if the cops we're the ones who sold you the weed and drank you're money up?

I bet considering how you retarded you are, taking advice from some fuck on Sup Forums who is about as literate as a some tribal woman carrying a pot of water on her head

This was no silkroad

Haha Good one

yes it does lmao, there is a sweet spot in every car that gives maximum gas millage retard
it varies for every car, could be anywhere between 45/65 mph usually
bitch

>I bet considering how you retarded you are
>how you retarted you are
>you retarded you are
>retarded

literate Ayyyyy lmao

>
>I bet considering how you retarded you are

Holy shit dude i don't want to shit on anyone who sucks at english (especially since mine isn't perfect either). But you're on a whole new level.

> Sup Forums now is..

CP threads used to last all day here newfag. Sup Forums has motivated people to murder, rape, (sometimes together) and a slew of other questionable actions.
This is not even a shadow of former glory as a cesspool of chaos. It's more like the remnants of shit specks on the final pass with the toilet paper. All of the serious shit has come and gone from this site because of weak stomached faggots like you.

I really hope this is shitty bait and you're actually pulling out all the stops to make yourself look retarded.

>sweet spot at 120mph

yeah sure very smart

>Be 19
>love to go fishing
>But cleaning the fish sucks.
>I don't want to toss the guts in my trash because it's the middle of summer and trash day isn't for another 6 days.
>live near a school that's closed for summer break.
>toss gut in their dumpster.
5 days later.
>hear a pounding at my front door.
>look outside
>see 2 cop cars
>>FUCK!
>Answer door
>cop ask "are you user Mcanon?"
>answer "yes"
>cop processeds to tell me how some janitor saw me dump the fish guts and thought I was dumping body parts so he called the police. Then they got an investigation team to check it out, found out, it was fish
>they then got my license plate number from the janitor and tracked me down.
>The cop told me to knock it off.
>that was it.

reported to the fbi
reported from a device that has thousands of pics

never buy from holland, dude. this shit gets searched. fellow scandinavian user here

I was hoping a rat would crawl out

You guys are going down and you deserve it. Anybody want proof?

Just move it to a flash drive, i have a pc which is never connected to the internet and used soley for this purpose.

>hanging out with brother at my shitty apartment complex
>sneak onto richfag townhouse complex property nearby
>shoot pellet guns at shit, have giant campfire in woods, about to leave to get some cigs from my house real quick
>cop pulls up, do you live in X area? no. Then you have to leave
>remember giant fire still burning in woods
>I UH FORGOT MY CELL PHONE
>sprint back into woods, quickly kick entire fire into nearby stream
>never got caught
>lel

Go ahead

Sounds like a nigga to me

>buying weed online
im really sad you are not in jail

how did they know about it in the first place if it arrived and wasn't intercepted? What did the letter say?

>A few months ago I was selling weed to a dude on campus in my town
>He paid really well (affluent college kid that knew nothing about buying drugs) so I would drive to his place to deliver
>One night, I was driving to his place, with a quad and a pipe in car
>A car with right halogen lights is behind me
>"Thats not a cop, so I'm good" autist me says
>Car is on my tail so I speed up to 40 in a 25
>Still on my ass so I roll through a stop sign
>As I turn, I look back and see the unmistakeable reflective decals of a police car
>Car still following me, at this point I'm assuming they are turning on their cameras to catch me doing something to satisfy probable cause
>Go way off route
>Still following me
>Heart racing
>Hands sweaty
>Eventually cop peels off into a humane society parking lot and I cheer like I won the lottery

Fuel mileage is based on RPMs, so it does matter. Plus, user was building speed so he'd have more coasting time.

>Worked at a bar
>Driving a chick home from a bar we worked at
>Had a few drinks with her after work.
>Drank a few too many
>Cop pulls behind me flashing lights
>Oh fuck I'm boozed
>Driving by Blockbuster
>Remember DVD in my back seat
>Pull into shopping mall and drive up to Blockbuster
>Get out and cop says "why didn't you stop"
>"Oh, I was just returning this movie"
>Flash him the movie box
>Oh ok
>Drives off

>Fucking safe because who the fuck drives drunk to return a move

I DO.

Turn down the nigger
>saves gas

At least I'm not an overdramatic fuckwit.
This site used to be virtually uncensored.
Now It's clamouring to appease visitors who came expecting "shock and awe" but received content that surpassed their tolerances. Instead of the traditional response of "fuck off and don't come back" Sup Forums is trying to become an edgy 9gag to keep traffic high for advertisers.

White privilege is made up like your story

>be me 17 late summer 98-99

>riding in friend big old cadi. feeling the K nice

>blasting Prodigy Experience

>get pulled over

>friend lets them look in his car they find 2oz

>they take us in and interrogation ensues

>friends mom comes in w lawyer and gets him out

>keep asking me

>i don't know nothing

>i don't know nothing

>2 hrs later cops from my side of town called in to give me ride home

>sit in back of their car making fun of their crappy station

>friend calls me next morning

>have to get to car to get the ~4lbs from inside of it before it is found out

allegedly

>Coming home from picking up brother
>Dog jumps on lap
>Take a technically illegal left turn into side street
>See flashing lights behind me
>Oh fuck
>Cop tells me I literally just cut him off
>I didn't see anything, fuck
>Go through the usual
>Cop comes back and tells me to be more careful in the future
>Drives away
I love good cops

Hey don't go hate'n on CP, just cause the cops prefer doughnuts doesn't mean all healthy males do.

Fuck in pigs.
I've been tailgated by so many cops before it's beyond bs. I can only assume their trying to force me to drive unsafe to get away from the asshole behind me so they can pull me over.
Was followed 10 miles once, cop only stopped following me when I pulled into my subs entrance.

>once I was biking home from a bar
>robbery in the area so a dog patrol was around
>fucking police car was in the bike lane and i crash into it
> nobody around... steal dog leash

If i was ecpecting shock on i would be on the rekt/gore thread. Was just saying that hole looks like a nice rat lair

How the fuck does that apply to 120mph+ you fucking retard

>see cops at a roundabout
>have beard and old car
>drivers licence ?
>here
>insurance ?
>here
>did you drink alcohol ?
>no
>lol I know you did blow in this
>result : 0
>meh, okay
>your front bumber is damaged it's dangerous
>no it's not it passed inspection look
>meh I think it's dangerous
>okay but it's still legal
>*out of ideas* okay gtfo

repeat about 10 times and you have all my interactions with police in a few years of driving

Government agents have poisoned drugs before and murdered citizens.

During alcohol prohibition they poisoned and distributed tainted whisky

They are probably distributing poison weed now while arresting people that sell decent weed.

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAAAAAN

Climbed a crane in London when a teen, police helicopter and police dogs called on the group of us. Managed to climb down the crane and get out only for a few minutes later to have dogs and officers with tasers drawn running towards us.
Spent 13 hours in a police cell before no further action taken

>pull out of friends driveway
>Everyone there sells drugs and his neighbor had a kilo of 'white girl'
>Get a few blocks down
>Cops lights
>Have 5 grams on me
>Cops run up to my car with guns out
>I put my hands in the air
>Get searched
>Thought I was his brother
>Find nothing
>Called in a search dog
>Still nothing
>Go buy my munchies and head back to smoke a bowl
>Mfw my weed wallet was airtight and the dumbasses didn't open it because it looked like my money wallet
>Mfw the dog couldn't smell shit because I use smoke and oder neutralizer spray

fuckin cops , they go nothing better to do

Dogs are retarded. They guess right about 55% of the time.

Holy fuck.. That just busted my sides.
Way to diffuse my discontent.

Encounters I have had?
I have only had one that has mattered enough to effect me in any lasting way.
>when I was a kid (approx 8yo)
>awoken to police in swat equipment smashing in door
>parents and I are taken to a building
>we are taken to different places in said building
>I am questioned
(simple questions were asked but ultimately I felt like I didn't have whatever they were looking for)
>an officer asks if I have any nearby family.
>they take me to some relatives house...
it's been like 7:30/8:00AM-8:00?9:00PM by now, it was early morning when we left and its getting dark outside by this point.
>cop knocks at door, informs family member that I'm being dropped off, leaves shortly after.
>I am asked if I am hungry or anything but I am only tired, am told where I can sleep
>wake up next morning, mother is in the house
>father is still gone
(he is detained and moved around but ultimately I have several years without him being there.
Am told eventually that the "evidence" they had to detain him were an old drivers license (even expired for the time) and a bag of marijuana that was "found" in the same drawer.

>still get nervous when I hear the sound of sirens
>often nervous around "authority figures"
>Never was reckless after that because I didn't want to be taken away
>stress has just risen steadily since that one event years and years ago.

Just try to visualize it

>hay
>rat wheel
>little house for the kids
>beautiful wife
>champagne

It's the dream

I wasn't trying to hit some "sweet spot", but I had less than a gallon of gas left in the tank. Ultimately, any gas saved by slowing down would only have given me a longer walk to the nearest gas station.

This. I had no acceleration leaving the highway, was just trying to make it as far as I could. Luckily the station was in a good spot so I didn't have to turn very much.

Soo did you know what they were after ?

Like your mom never explained or she didn't know ? You never asked ?

I want more man

Bullshit. Speeding is all the excuse they need, as is running a stop sign.

>hanging out with co workers cause boss takes us out for drinks for st pttys day

>getting ride home from boss

>stop to get gas

>get pulled over from cop that was just waiting for us to leave gas station

>everybody checks out. I have warrent from a county over

>OK

>get into back of cruiser

>cop drives like 120mph as soon as we get on expressway the whole way.

>partner cop say "shit, look out sheriff" "ok he cant see us"

>joked around a bit with me

>allowed me to have a cig while waiting at rendezvous point

one of my fav encounters.

I appreciate the advice, but it hasn't been connected to my pc for quite some time. It's in a safe under my bed.

so, would you prefer a white van or a black van parked outside your house tonight? we're giving you the option since you made it so easy for us.

>be me, 17
>playing curby with my cousin outside my house on the culdesack I lived on for 10 years
>16 year old starts giving me attitude telling me "fuck off round my own end"
>keeps riding bike in between us playing
>kick him off his bike (studied taekwondo since age 5) and he can't breath
>angry chav mums unite come screaming out their houses shouting at me
>shit you not a Riot van pulls up outside my house
>3 police officers come into my house and ask what happened
>get a caution and told not to fight anymore

Unless he is doing 120 in a hybrid Prius he fucks himself worse. At 120 you would be burning almost twice the amount of fuel for less mileage.

My story
>be me
>jogging around the city
>gotta stay fit
>mainly so i can continue diet of mtn dew and cheetos
>without heart attack
>sees cop car at red light
>wave at cop car
>smile
>cop in passenger seat waves back
>they drive off
>i keep jogging
>it sure is nice being a law abiding citizen

I've actually worked with dogs like that before. A dogs sense of smell is so good it could weed under 10 layers of different smelling things. The problem is only %10 of dog handlers actually know what the fuck they're doing.
You have to properly teach the dog to react to what you want it to find. This usually leads to most people just walking away.

> Predigested gourmet meals
> Central heat

I see how idyllic it could be.

Thoughts on this one?

>At a party in college at some random person's house
>Under 21 so can't legally drink
>Consume about 9 beers and a fuck ton more jello shots
Feelsgoodman
>2 A.M. getting tired
>Fuck it I'll drive home even though I'm in a college area where DWI check points happen all the time
>Get about 1 mile down the road, check point
I'mfucked.exe
>Wait 10 minutes in a long line of cars
>Get up to cops
>They look at me and wave me through without having me roll down the window

Never drink and drive again