Will girls finally think I'm cool if I learn how to play the keyboard?

Will girls finally think I'm cool if I learn how to play the keyboard?

Yes. Keyboardists are super cool.

only scene girls

you have to play grand piano if you want high-quality patrician women

>a fellow weeb
Sorry m8. We're eternal virgins.

Lol

>a fellow weeb
>Sorry m8. We're eternal virgins
do you know what website you're on?

why do you want girls to think you're cool, just go make friends

I think if I were a girl i'd care more if the person is kind/how they treat other people through their interactions.
Girls will think it's pretty cool that you're learning to play (I think?)
I like eternal virgins, they're my friends

No
I play keyboard

Play guitar if you want to impress grills

Only if you learn Bach fugues

look how smug you are, dumb bitch. stupid hat. fuck!

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Chicks don't care about music dude. They'll still salivate over Chad Thundercock no matter what you do. Fuck women.

That's not true: they fucking cream themselves when Chad starts playing Wonderwall on his spotless, barely used guitar.

Keyboardist here

No.

Yes, because it's Chad, not because of the music. Wonderwall is shit anyway.

No, the instance of you asking this question is answer enough.

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Y-you too

Are you trying to imply that 4channers get laid? Because that implication is hard to swallow.

Then get girls :O

>wonderwall is shit
we're really breaking new ground here

My ultimate goal would be that bflat minor fugue from wtc bk 2.

Gigging keyboardist here.
Basically gets me no tail.
I've even seen a dude hit on a trap at my own gig, and then get surprised that it was a
>she
>her

I got laid much more in high school as a cheerleader