Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3VkuntT9vmU
youtube.com/watch?v=cJr226idrFg
doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=148
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

カラミチーマス

(Haruhi)
Really, it's mostly because of that We care about you Haruhi. But you picked the worst person in this thread to get dependend on. Not because Kurome is a bad person in and itself, but because Kurome has an unhealthy attitude which does not contribute to your well being and your cure.

I'll put some more seasoning on you then.
That's a shame. then. I played the last guardian today and don't have anything else to do until next year.

Tenryuu claimed

Sameji claim'd

...

...

gonna go eat cereal

later gators!

youtube.com/watch?v=3VkuntT9vmU

(Mai)
No

Claim

That sounds bad -_-

Bye

おはようございます

CLaim

You already know lol

Claimed.
youtube.com/watch?v=cJr226idrFg

I need to go
bye everyone

Yo.

Take care

>shinoa

...

I have no friends, that must mean i'm super intelligent

¡Feliz Navidad!

What seasoning are you even using!?
Is The Last Guardian good?

How goes it?

I want to kiss Rem and hold her hand.

Cirno claimu

Well, first of all salt. Then probably onions and some chives. To be honest, I have to look up recipes for snails.

It's a very stunning looking game, that's for sure. It has a lot of riddles, many which are not easy to solve. The game doesn't help you but promotes exploring in and itself. Only if you take, I think, 10 minutes or so to figure out what to do, the game gives you a hint in form of a narrator talking.

The Story is pretty sweet though.

Pretty meh at the moment. You?

Your ass will kiss my foot after it gets lodged up in there

>those eyes

Rude.

Kurome doesn't care about you one bit. I'm starting to feel sorry for you...

...

You just put a vacancy sign on your ass and my foots looking for a place to stay.

...

I want to kiss Shinoa on the forehead.
I never put a vacancy sign there. It's reserved.

...

...

>It's reserved
For DICKS!
XD
XD

Kinda bored. Idk what to do right now

She have seen some shit

Oh hi there

Same

I'll push and pull it out, breed it

>Idk what to do
smoke weed erryday!

You're annoying
Go kill yourself :DDDDDDDD

333 = 9

yep

dammit

what makes you think I'll just... do that?

We can only hope you will

Hello.

well I won't

XD LMAO

Germanistan
>>/out/

Here's a Cirno doujin for anyone interested.
doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=148

Post butts

On it

How goes it mi amigo?

I just finished. Why couldn't you have posted it earlier

I don't want her to give oral to a dick.

If it was yuri, maybe.

Got any of her and Daiyousei?

A recomendation from me, you should use mayo, paprika, tobacco an- wait, why am I helping you!?

Is the cat's AI any good? Or does it suck?

Nope.

i'm a simple man, i like deep, traumatized personalities.

Please help him!

>all these fags talking about weed when they don't even know how 1g looks

Feeling empty.

I don't know. Mayo, paprika... tobacco? and what was the last thing?

It feels like an actual animal rather than an AI. Of course there are segments where you think "really?" but so far, those are very rare. They put a lot of time and polish into it as far as I can tell.

>Quote by Freud
Now, tell me about your mother and father :^)

>I'm one of these fags talking about weed, and I've never even held weed. Nor have I ever been drunk, even.
I did get a bit laughy on cough drops, though. I'm such a badass XD XD XDddddddd

Ya really wanna know?

Is the game actually hard? Or is it cheap bullshit? Or both?

Yes, I do

No, it's not really hard. The age restriction is for 12 year olds and it feels like it was made especially for 12 year olds.
It's an adventure book becoming a reality.
Remember the first time you read a book? It felt magical, immersive, like you were the character.
The Game kinda has that feel.

I don't think you'd be playing The Last Guardian for challenge.

But I don't think it's cheap bullshit.

lmao nerd
lurk more.

...

>lol, I do drugs
>look at me
>I'm so edgy
>drugs
>you guys care too much
>drugsdrugsdrugs
>I'm high lololol

It's deez nutz!
>HA! GOTEM'
>I'msosorry.jpg
I'm actually a huge reader so that sounds like alot of fun.
How long is the game?
That's pretty thug if I do say so myself!

>lmao nerd
You say it as if it's an insult, lol

I learned Python in 2 days, lmao. Because my Discord Bot was having connection issues with the PHP version.

Almost all the features are back up, too.
(Also, it's more AIDS than ever before)

I literally never programmed in Python once before... Tuesday...
>Just picking up programming languages on a whim
Damn straight I'm a nerd

...

That doesn't sound good dude

I've tried to program but I literally could not bring myself to keep doing it because it was so boring. How do you do it?

god damn, got me good

It is a lot of fun in that case.

>How long is the game
There is an achievment for clearing it under 5 hours.

But since you have to figure all the shit out first you'll probably take a bit longer than that.

What's wrong user?

Do you have any insecurites?
Bringing that uo without anyone to ask you about it? Seems that you're not that sure about your intelligence.
Everything you learned is basic shit that I can learn in one hour, you might break an arm jerking yourself that much.

All I want for Christmas is nishikino pls

So how was your da-... Wait a minute... Skeletons don't have blood?
Also, that better be syrup. D:

>lol has insecurities
>lololol, I'm taking drugs, I don't have insecurities
>basic shit faggot lololol
>you care too much lolol

Can you help me cwith my math homework then?

Well, you gotta have a goal in mind and a logical mindset.

It's fun to make the computer do what you want it to do. Cool to see how awesome you can make your creations.
Interactive imagination that you can actually experience.

Also, it certainly helps that I'm a sperg, not a people-person, and would spend almost every waking moment on the computer if I could.

But that's just me. I know PLENTY of programmers who are not weird-acting OR spergs.

I just happen to be a programmer AND weird AND a sperg
So, that makes it easier. It's not just a job to me; it's fun

It's strawberry juice~
I think

My day was fine, like I said. Just played The Last Guardian.

underrated post

Where is your waifu?

>lololol posts anonymous
>lololol you are a pussy
>lololol, show waifu
>lolol, I do drugs
>lelele, you care too much

It's not.
What I'm doing here feels so pointless.
I'm also tired and stressed because of the holidays.

So repetitive.
Damn, autism must be hard.

I am also very anti-social and am also a sperg, and I do spend 80% of my time on my computer, but lately I've been practicing my social skills and I don't think I'm a total sperg anymore! After practicing for 2 months! Which is the most social I've ever been in my life... shut up.

How so? Oh, you said you were the one looking for a specific user, right?
Yeah, holidays can be pretty stressful. You should better rest for the time being.

What did you do with all the pulp?

I hate niggers and faggots

>lolol so repetitive
>autism must be hard kek
>btw I do drugs
>did I say I do drugs kek
>fucking newfags
>lurk moar
>you care too much lelelelol
>I'm high lolol

>can't comw with an insult by himself
>ends up kissing somebody's else ass

I ate it of course. It was delicious

I hate you too.

What a dull, broken record.
You seem to take interest in my life, your seems to be pretty boring, I assume?

>lelel, can't come up with original insult
>fucking newfag
>I'm so interesting look at me kekeke
>fucking record ololol
>you care too much
>your life is shit an boring
>mines better
>I do drugs ya know kekekeke

>Do you have any insecurities?
Not really
>Seems that you're not that sure about your intelligence.
No, tbh Python kinda makes me sound way dumber.
But, I DO like it more than PHP, I think.
Syntax is a bit eh, and it doesn't have switches or proper ternary operators that I can use to obfuscate the fuck outta my code, but it's very fast to learn and very effective.
Also, it has pretty good support and documentation.

Other than Python, PHP, or Web Markup, I would generally use C or C++, though my personal preference is C++ In the style of C, and avoid any unnecessary namespaces or abstracted functions.
Get down to the metal ya'm sayin'?
Hittin' up those pointers. NO Garbage Collection. That's where the Big Boys play, where one un-deleted variable or one un-instantiated variable can blow up your whole fucking program, then grinding your teeth as your pore over 6 pages to find where you forgot an operator.

Sweat pouring down, but fuck you found it.
Now that object isn't a memory leak.
Wipe your glasses clean, and get back to the real work of optimizing and cutting space requirements by making the code fucking unreadable.

Good shit man, good shit.

kek you probably can't even Hello World gtfo pleb

lmao fam you're embarassing yourself
smh tbh

Yes that is why I came here in the first place.
I can't find rest.

Strawberries are my favorite kind of fruit~
Stop that nigger speak right now.