Ok, Sup Forums, I think I want to kill my ex

Ok, Sup Forums, I think I want to kill my ex.
She had always been a bitch to me, but this takes the cake; some background first.
>be me
>be last year
>be in christmas
>I had saved money for almost 6 months at that point
>I planned on buying her a golden ring
>so we agreed to meet at her house the next day to exchange presents
>arrive at house
>see her making out with my cousin who was back in town after 5 years of being in the military
>I shout: "WHAT THE FUCK, STEPHANY!"
>bitch gets startled
>I yell: "I'M FUCKING LEAVING, YOU CUNT!"
>I fuck off to my parents house
>decide to check my face book
>at that point I was actually considering to kill myself
>I had like 20 missed calls from her
>I was crying
>then I noticed
>my female childhood friend sent me a message
>I had ignored her existence after middle school, when I last saw her
Cont?

Bump

Nobody cares user.

don't kill anyone. when you are a cuck you should only kill yourself

Sup Forums's become dead recently so ill listen

tbh just kill yourself

Continue OP

hurry up and continue, faggot, the thread will 404 any minute now.

Kill yourself for not having it pretyped.

Bump just cus i am bored.
procede user, please.

Stop the cont faggotry and just keep it cumming.

Let's go OP I've got places to be

Continue

please tell me you pre-typed this.

He clearly didn't.

OP is kill and a faggot, I'm out

>I got romantically involved with this girl
>fast forward 6 months
>we are a couple
>I get message from ex
>bitch telling me that she wants to come back
>she told me that my cousin cheated on her
>idontgiveafuck.jpeg
>fast forward to this christmas
Cont? Can't type too fast I'm on phone

Lost my intrist, kill yoursefl thats the only way fagget

FUCKING PRETYPE IT, FAGGOT

But christmas hasn't even come yet

ignore them, carry on user

It's your fucking thread just tell the story. Stopping to ask if you can continue is fucking retarded.

Go on

i'm interested, carry on

Nah. Don't continue.

Fuck sake hurry boss

Fucking tards in overwatch placement matches

>the bitch comes back
>she tells me that she is preagnant
>I tell her I don't care
>I was keeping the gold ring all this time
>It feels so good to fuck with a bitch this way
>I'm planning to propose to my current gf this year
>I tell the bitch that I'm giving it to other person
>she gets pissed off
>she finds my gf's address
>she sends death threats to her
>I get fucking mad
>THIS ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE
>Last christmas I gave you my heart
>but the very next day
>you gave it away
>this year to save me from tears
>I'll give it so someone special

Kys

procceed please

Are you dense?

What the fuck are you doing nigger by buying her a ring if its not for marriage.

Here's what you do besides going Oscar Pistorius or Hero:
Break your cousin's legs with a baseball bat and threaten him to come back if he calls the cops.
Drive around to find a house party with a bunch of people and crash it and blend in and don't cry there about your cunt xgf.
Get drunk as fuck and if dope is in your ball park, get high as fuck too.
After you calm down and not drunk as fuck, talk to your childhood friend and try to get with her. Don't look pathetic as you already are.
Profit

Kek

I'm guessing this ends with golden rings and calling birds?