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I fall in love with any woman who shows me the slightest suggestion of affection edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

All straight posters should be shot tbqh
/brit/ is bender territory

How do we save the white race?

i know that feel lad

cara 2bh lads

when manamans hungry manaman eats

fucking christ lads, if a bird made this face at me irl I'd drench myself in spunk

Are we headed for WWIII, lads?

>girl on yank tv
>showing you affection
new heights of delusion

Vietnam was WWIII

Uhm no sweety, this is a trans community

Used to think that everyone would be happier if we were all the same race but then I remembered the sectarian mongs in Glasgow and NI

Gf went for a job interview the other day and got this text

hmmmm

>friend is a manlet
>buffed up to compensate
>now just looks weird

howling

'Tis treason then

who /fat/ here

>it ain't me starts playing

i want 7 billion white people

>Telstra
Positively plebian

WW1 was the seven years war so ww2 was ww3

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LOL

WWI wasn't even a World War desu, we've only really had one.

Some polar regions are in darkness for most of the year.
This is due to the Earth’s tilt.

Does James Bond call M mum in the movies or is it just his accent?

GOOD song lads

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*waves a doughnut around your face*
Go on eat that fatty wahey
*starts slappin doughnut on your face

saw a really jacked turbomanlet on a night out in dublin once, he couldn't have been more than 5 foot

>howling
you're a furry too??

*yiffs you* :3c

Hot air rises to give low pressure
Cold air sinks giving high pressure
Air moves from high to low pressure

dreadful post

total war is a necessity to call it a world war

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h-ha... s-stupid old man...

Why do Yanks care so much about the American civil war?

That girl isn't even that cute though

ABC mentioned

So do I, luckily women never show my any affection, just pity and/or disgust.

51% of short wave insulation from sun is absorbed by earth’s surface

Isn't this irish

Wrong.

What a bloody racist

*rubs your thigh*
OwO whats this!?

cool

>shut it down, the goyim know

ah yes female privilege

>really jacked turbomanlet

its halarious

G-get away f-from me

There was a girl in high school who liked me but I never went anywhere with it because she was a bit chubby and I thought I could do better
Now I'm 26, never had a kiss or hug from anyone outside my immediate family let alone sex. Occasionally wank to pictures she puts up on Facebook, she's still a fatty and a slut nowadays but I would give my left leg to just get a blowjob from her. Unfortunately I guess I'm just doomed to be a KHHV for the rest of my days
c'est la vie

Still boggles the mind how we export this swill, you'd think you'd be able to make cheaper beer locally

Feel like XXXX from the stubbie has a pretty bad malt taste these days, Great Northern is the beer of Queensland

>tfw my thinking is too quick and shallow to play chess at any decent level

>when the parent culture dissipates....

>*doesn't finish thought*

hmm...


so what's the problem??


really makes me think

so this is what I need to do in order to get dates

*takes notes*

Stop drinking alcohol.

Fosters in the UK is made locally

tat's finally healed

Who fucking cares, it's piss for the proles and teenagers on park benches

Don't get the problem the lads have with feminism

How do girls spend their time?

ah yes, I'm sure the person who got this done was (((white)))

taking naked selfies

Well I post on /brit/

imagine they touch their boobies a lot

jews don't get tats

pls be in madrid

The only things that come to mind are the stereotypical jokes they had only pre-2010s sitcoms. never talked to a girl

attracted to a girl at work

Sure they do

Love being British tbqh hehe

*Sips tea*
*Watches Dr. Who*
*Uses red telephone box*

Haha

stop blowjob shaming

Stalactites ('c' stands for ceiling)
Stalagmites ('g' stands for ground)

I might put this back a year to 2019 and attempt a full circumnavigation of the planet without flying. Happens to be the 500th anniversary of the Magellan-Elcano expedition as well.

From Singapore I'd take a cruise ship or freighter* to Australia (if Perth, I would take the train across Australia), from Sydney I'd take a cruise or freighter to California, and then amtrak/greyhound to NYC and take the QM2 to Southampton.

I estimate it cannot be done for less than £11,000 and I would need to quit my job and probably move back in with my parents when I returned.

(* Freighters are more in the ethos of the trip but actually cost about the same as a cruiser with almost no amenities, no stop offs, and cause visa issues)

lad...

yes they fucking do

stick tampons in their disgusting bloody crevices

*puts on dear stalker*
*gets in black cab*

haha mental

Lose respect for anyone with visible tattoos

bants

making themselves smell nice

As bland and uninteresting as Fosters is, it can't (and probably never will) claim to be the worst.
That is the sole province of Budweiser.

For something different and tasty, Milk Stout is p. cool.
>pic related

no they don't

should go to the ping pong show once u reach thailand

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>Lads who advocate returning to a more traditional way of life but demand everyone should stop drinking

>poofters who look down on people who dont drink craft beer and will never understand the aesthetic of working class piss

complain about each other

ahh yes girl I fucked it up with going to the same event

haha me too haha x

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>I'm on an expedition to circumnavigate the earth without flying!
>End up playing bingo and watching champions league whilst drinking Carslberg on a cruise ship

Aaah yes

>>Lads who advocate returning to a more traditional way of life but demand everyone should stop drinking
alcohol isn't tradition. it's an invented tradition of the 18th/19th century

they dont all follow the torah

Noice. Too bad modern brit is too lefty to laugh at jokes like that.

might try this but do north to south. arctic to antarctic

would be nice after spending weeks on russian and vietnamese trains

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It's not you Boofhead every settled people since the Egyptians (barring rasheds) have been drinking alcohol for all history

kent's symbol is invicta (undefeated) because it was allowed to keep saxon inheritance laws (gavelkind) when the rest of the country was forced to abandon it.
It kept it right up until 1925

once wrote about cosplay and anime for one of my uni classes

would join you if you can sail

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ah yes,
the top 5 britons of all time

fuck the southern hemispheres seas desu

>they dont all follow the torah
haram

you ain't no jew bruv

>tfw no primitive technology bf

>no mosley
Uuuuhm what sweety?