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lads
All straight posters should be shot tbqh
/brit/ is bender territory
How do we save the white race?
i know that feel lad
cara 2bh lads
when manamans hungry manaman eats
fucking christ lads, if a bird made this face at me irl I'd drench myself in spunk
Are we headed for WWIII, lads?
>girl on yank tv
>showing you affection
new heights of delusion
Vietnam was WWIII
Uhm no sweety, this is a trans community
Used to think that everyone would be happier if we were all the same race but then I remembered the sectarian mongs in Glasgow and NI
Gf went for a job interview the other day and got this text
hmmmm
>friend is a manlet
>buffed up to compensate
>now just looks weird
howling
'Tis treason then
who /fat/ here
>it ain't me starts playing
i want 7 billion white people
>Telstra
Positively plebian
WW1 was the seven years war so ww2 was ww3
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LOL
WWI wasn't even a World War desu, we've only really had one.
Some polar regions are in darkness for most of the year.
This is due to the Earth’s tilt.
Does James Bond call M mum in the movies or is it just his accent?
GOOD song lads
*waves a doughnut around your face*
Go on eat that fatty wahey
*starts slappin doughnut on your face
saw a really jacked turbomanlet on a night out in dublin once, he couldn't have been more than 5 foot
>howling
you're a furry too??
*yiffs you* :3c
Hot air rises to give low pressure
Cold air sinks giving high pressure
Air moves from high to low pressure
dreadful post
total war is a necessity to call it a world war
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h-ha... s-stupid old man...
Why do Yanks care so much about the American civil war?
That girl isn't even that cute though
ABC mentioned
So do I, luckily women never show my any affection, just pity and/or disgust.
51% of short wave insulation from sun is absorbed by earth’s surface
Isn't this irish
Wrong.
What a bloody racist
*rubs your thigh*
OwO whats this!?
cool
>shut it down, the goyim know
ah yes female privilege
>really jacked turbomanlet
its halarious
G-get away f-from me
There was a girl in high school who liked me but I never went anywhere with it because she was a bit chubby and I thought I could do better
Now I'm 26, never had a kiss or hug from anyone outside my immediate family let alone sex. Occasionally wank to pictures she puts up on Facebook, she's still a fatty and a slut nowadays but I would give my left leg to just get a blowjob from her. Unfortunately I guess I'm just doomed to be a KHHV for the rest of my days
c'est la vie
Still boggles the mind how we export this swill, you'd think you'd be able to make cheaper beer locally
Feel like XXXX from the stubbie has a pretty bad malt taste these days, Great Northern is the beer of Queensland
>tfw my thinking is too quick and shallow to play chess at any decent level
>when the parent culture dissipates....
>*doesn't finish thought*
hmm...
so what's the problem??
really makes me think
so this is what I need to do in order to get dates
*takes notes*
Stop drinking alcohol.
Fosters in the UK is made locally
tat's finally healed
Who fucking cares, it's piss for the proles and teenagers on park benches
Don't get the problem the lads have with feminism
How do girls spend their time?
ah yes, I'm sure the person who got this done was (((white)))
taking naked selfies
Well I post on /brit/
imagine they touch their boobies a lot
jews don't get tats
pls be in madrid
The only things that come to mind are the stereotypical jokes they had only pre-2010s sitcoms. never talked to a girl
attracted to a girl at work
Sure they do
Love being British tbqh hehe
*Sips tea*
*Watches Dr. Who*
*Uses red telephone box*
Haha
stop blowjob shaming
Stalactites ('c' stands for ceiling)
Stalagmites ('g' stands for ground)
I might put this back a year to 2019 and attempt a full circumnavigation of the planet without flying. Happens to be the 500th anniversary of the Magellan-Elcano expedition as well.
From Singapore I'd take a cruise ship or freighter* to Australia (if Perth, I would take the train across Australia), from Sydney I'd take a cruise or freighter to California, and then amtrak/greyhound to NYC and take the QM2 to Southampton.
I estimate it cannot be done for less than £11,000 and I would need to quit my job and probably move back in with my parents when I returned.
(* Freighters are more in the ethos of the trip but actually cost about the same as a cruiser with almost no amenities, no stop offs, and cause visa issues)
lad...
yes they fucking do
stick tampons in their disgusting bloody crevices
*puts on dear stalker*
*gets in black cab*
haha mental
Lose respect for anyone with visible tattoos
bants
making themselves smell nice
As bland and uninteresting as Fosters is, it can't (and probably never will) claim to be the worst.
That is the sole province of Budweiser.
For something different and tasty, Milk Stout is p. cool.
>pic related
no they don't
should go to the ping pong show once u reach thailand
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>Lads who advocate returning to a more traditional way of life but demand everyone should stop drinking
>poofters who look down on people who dont drink craft beer and will never understand the aesthetic of working class piss
complain about each other
ahh yes girl I fucked it up with going to the same event
haha me too haha x
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>I'm on an expedition to circumnavigate the earth without flying!
>End up playing bingo and watching champions league whilst drinking Carslberg on a cruise ship
Aaah yes
>>Lads who advocate returning to a more traditional way of life but demand everyone should stop drinking
alcohol isn't tradition. it's an invented tradition of the 18th/19th century
they dont all follow the torah
Noice. Too bad modern brit is too lefty to laugh at jokes like that.
might try this but do north to south. arctic to antarctic
would be nice after spending weeks on russian and vietnamese trains
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It's not you Boofhead every settled people since the Egyptians (barring rasheds) have been drinking alcohol for all history
kent's symbol is invicta (undefeated) because it was allowed to keep saxon inheritance laws (gavelkind) when the rest of the country was forced to abandon it.
It kept it right up until 1925
once wrote about cosplay and anime for one of my uni classes
would join you if you can sail
ah yes,
the top 5 britons of all time
fuck the southern hemispheres seas desu
>they dont all follow the torah
haram
you ain't no jew bruv
>tfw no primitive technology bf
>no mosley
Uuuuhm what sweety?