All the countries in the world are involved in a fight in a bar

All the countries in the world are involved in a fight in a bar.

How is your country involved, Sup Forums?

Canada peacefully tries to calm things down.

Jordan sits calmly in the middle not attacking anyway but absolutely destroying its own cousins trying to attack it

US, we probably started it...

America
We won't back down until the whole bar is blown up and burned to the ground and sinks into the depths of hell.

This is a re-post from the front page of reddit you unoriginal cunt.

UK, some chav gets angry at someone who said something about his mum.

My country owns the bar and is selling everyone weapons. USA

>germany
>gets pushed around for some time
>asks to calm down
>offers to buy a drink for a syrian guy who just slapped him in the face
>gets laughed at for nearly the whole fight
>excuses himself to the restroom
>minutes go by
>fight continues
>rumbing starts...
>everybody gets quiet and looks up
>suddently the restroom wall breaks down
>an antique Tiger II breaks through the wall of smoke
>nazi flags waving on top
>germany in his old SS-Uniform
>"ICH HAVE ENOUTGH OF YOU SCHNITZELS"
>everybody gets shot
>germany claimes the bar and builds his dream-germania

...

Spain sleeps drunk and awakes when the fight is over

USA USA USA
yes, we own the bar and sell the weapons (and the bourbon, and the beer) and we are playing loud rock / trap music and american football is on the television

also seconding this, we would fucking destroy our own shit for no reason

also seconding this. we started it by giving people in the bar stuff, while stealing from other people but telling them that others did it... we create conflicts between a whole bunch of people.
>table of arabs fighting jews over who gets to play pool next
>arabs were signed up, but USA erased and put jews next
>one arab, who had been chillin in the back, points out it was the US the whole time.
>USA screams at the whole bar lying that arab started a fire and proceed to get other bargoes to swing tables and chairs and bottles at the arab table

Scotland

Drunk and shouting "'MON EN YA CUNTS!" before throwing empty Buckfast and Irn Bru bottles at everyone.

Czech keeps drinking

Australia, on the periphery laughing and egging everyone on whilst dog shotting cunts when we get the chance.

FYI- A Dog shot being a massive hit from behind when no one is looking or kicking someone on the head whilst they're down or trying to get up.

Serbs would only fight fake countrymen like Croatians and Albanians

Italy, someone spills our Peroni on our pizza, so we start fighting with France and we would die just to see France die before us

Japan shits itself.

Like this, basically

Saudi Arabia & Qatar, sending in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Syria to scream "Allahu Akbar" and blow themselves up. Only to scream Islamaphobia and play victim when someone kicks their ass and shoots them before they get the chance.

Ireland, so we are probably in the middle trying to kickass nmuch ass as possible

Sweden, crawling around in the melee in a blue and yellow gimp outfit trying to blow all the brown and black guys

hahahahaha they censor the cooch

Turkey, getting fucked in the bathroom.

Can you dumb faggots stop posting reddit shit please.

>hahahahaha they censor the cooch

Yes, it's disgusting, isn't it?

Cooch.

Spain, we fight our own bother.

Yo dis whiteboi stole dis off reddit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cause the constant trap, dickrate, cuckhold and YLYL threads with that fucking banana aren't boring in the least.

You dumb faggot

>other garbage being posted means my favorite garbage is acceptable
This is the type of argument a toddler would make. You're literally too stupid to be on my site.

By all means go back to discussing how you like Black cock, how you like dickgirls and talking about every man should fuck other guys. And fuckwad, Sup Forums was created with the sole purpose of being garbage, with the variety of garbage making it fun. Stop pretending to be an oldfag and "claiming" it's your site. It austistically cringey you fucking mongoloid

Perfect
>checked

>he can't decide whether he wants to have his cake or eat it too
As I said, you need to leave my site since you're incapable of forming coherent arguments. No doubt you're a low income adolescent from the west coast.

Portugal, we scream a bit and punch a guy or two and then we go back to sleep

>Sup Forums was created with the sole purpose of being garbage
Feel free to provide citations.

Spain sends it's giant army formed by jobless people. Nothing to lose, face me, cunts.

Poland. We chug a whole bottle of vodka in 5 seconds and then smash all the Germans and arabs with it

>"You need to leave my site, you're literally to stupid to form an argument even though I'm too stupid to understand I'm a fucktard for complaining about garbage on Sup Forums"

It's not a country club you dunce, or the little rascals, stop pretending there is am ingroup or outgroup and you're the one who determines who gets to post here. Let me guess you're a fifteen year old faggot pretending to be an oldfag, pretending like Sup Forums is some in group and out group. My argument is all Sup Forums is garbage and complaining that garbage is garbage is fucking stupid. And you're even fucking dumber for not getting that point. Kek, you've made my morning, go fuck your animu pillow it's the only thing you ever will.

Russia, keep pissing off the biggest, drunkest prick in the bar, get hit hard, but still manage to finish standing up and swinging back.

I guess I hit too close to home with the poor surfertard comment. Hence the long-winded crying about how bad you feel about not actually belonging here. You know it an I know. That's all that matters.

>my morning
Non-Americans need to leave.

UK.

Long ago I was the hardest man in this bar, nobody could challenge me. "Although some tried" I think as I notice the Gitanes smoker in the corner.

Fair enough, i had that scrap with my lad that time but that was neither here nor there, he moved out, over the water. I was still the man.

But now? Now i am old...slow. The kids have surpassed me and the new guys don't respect me like they should.

Even now they ignore me as it's kicks off again. The arabs who used to work for my firm are going at each other and Mehmet from the kebab shop is getting involved.

My biggest lad is eyeing up old Ivan, the chink guy is posturing with some kung fu bollox. But they're ignoring me, think i'm no longer a threat.

They're wrong. Come on old man, neck your pint, spark that fag up, pool ball clenched tightly in my fist.

I smile as i walk into the fray, still got it old man, still got it

Phillipines here. We hit the local drug dealer with a barstool.

Mexico
Try to fight the smallest and weakest faggot in the bar (like Somalia or something) and still get our ass kicked

>caring this much about a vietnamese basket-weaving forum that's 80% porn and filled with edgy 15 yr olds (yourself included?)

I can only imagine what your life must be like if this shit gets your panties in a bunch.

I accept you concession.

Britbong here. Well said, chap. This is truly a honest word may I ever hear one.

Russia will double wield two bottle of vodka, forming a union, then turning on it's allies, until eventually dying from liver failure.

In a bar? I though people only drank Bucky in bus shelters?

6:38 pm

The only timezone that matters.

not to mention, were guaranteed to be armed and dangerous

OK, different user here called it. You're an edgy 15yo who thinks he's somehow smart, and part of some "LULZKEWL" club that gets to decide what does and doesn't fly on Sup Forums. You don't accept a concession, you're not trolling, you're shitting up a thread pretending to be an oldfag and beyond being a bitch nothing you've done is anything other than edgy bitching.

But hey, you may not be 15yo which means you're more pathetic. So either stick a sharpie up your ass, timestamp it and post or fuck off. Faggots like you literally are the worst of Sup Forums

might want to add some baking powder to your flapjack mix.

America is one of the drunkest and fights the best

>he's arguing for another man because daddy wasn't around to tell him that's gay and being gay is unacceptable
>he posted an image macro after 2010
Into the trash it goes. Let that be a lesson.

>big guys picking on lil' uruguay
>"s-stop it!"
>"who's gonna save you lil' motherfucker?!"
>wild aryan argentina appears!
>"do not worry lil' bro, I shall protect you, for I am the shining example of a white knight, Argentina!"
>everyone looks at a tin armor wearing hite-painted crossbreed girl, with yellowish teeth and sport clothing
>everyone laughs
>argentina does not endure the mocking!
>argentina begins to rant
>it's not very effective

You've all heard about British football hooligans right? And they're the ones we send on tour. We've been havibg dust up beforr a lot of you even existed. We'll hold our own. You might have more boys but like fuck do they know what they're doing. And if you Scottish and Irish peasants keep calling yourselves out solo and not part of our glorious union then we'll cut off your loan for a few rounds at the bar, take back all the nice things you're wearing and you can go and huddle with France while the Arabs give you a fucking hiding.

Denmark. Germany called Norway a loser, try to hit that fucker with a beer bottle, fail miserably.

Spain under Philip II.
>Kicks the shit out of everyone in the bar who refuses to buy him a drink

we dont need to fight, we own the bar and employ the bouncers

You didn't post sharpie in pooper. Stop typing and post sharpie in pooper, it's all we care about from you.

Triggered

what no knife joke? Sup Forums is went to shit

Falkland War
>Argentina spills drink on Britain while he's talking to some girl
>Smiles smugly and walks a way
>Gets barstool broke across the back of his skull

Why dont you go back to red dit faggot

>be here since 2009
>not much on here since I don't like the content in last 2-3 years
>see nice thread
>cancer starts to argue in nice thread
>now I join the argument
>I'm the cancer now too
>feels bad man

>Croatia Drinking with my Yugo pals, get to drunk. Start fighting with Serbs and Bosnia. Albania Slovenia and Macedonia pick sides

ww3

Mines a pint of snakebite Phil and if you send that cunt Medina-Sidonia round my gaff again i'll fukin murk ya

Nah man, we'd be screaming up the ra at the brits with a pint of guiness in one hand and a hurl in the other

Phillip:
>Gets butthurt
>Comes back to the bar with his armada
>Turns out Elizabeth owns the bar
>Armada sunk by the bouncers

lithuania and latvia are kicking the shit out of russia in the toilets while estonia is recording and saying world star hip hop every 2 minutes