Ah fuck. Today I realised I am a pedophile. Girl came into my job today. I'll greentext the experience

Ah fuck. Today I realised I am a pedophile. Girl came into my job today. I'll greentext the experience.

>be me
>fuckin bored at my dad grocery shop
>at the counter, am a fat fucc so im eating m&ms and drinking the expensive water
>slouching down on counter
>little girl comes in shop with her uggo mom
>"now i gotta deal with these fucks" im thinking
>this little girl turns her face to this slouching big adult with some nasty Sup Forums face
>and there i am actually frozen lookin at this girl and now i actually feel self aware
>i am not usually autistic, i talk to people, stick my gut out, and real with people and have good posture
>i usually freeze when i am talkin to a hot girl and i get all autistic
>realization.jpg
>i actually think this girl is hot
>shes like 9 wtf
>i get all scared as she comes near me looking at me
>get closer look
>full pink lips, had a fluffy cute raincoat on, eyes full of life and are greeny rainbow
>hair is light and brown and long in strands. legs are so slender and shes got a smile
>disgusting me looks at her scared
>"neebles"
>mestilldreamingofher
>"neebles"
>wtf is she saying, i snap out of it.
>"have you got any neebles" she says
>i am scared autistic out of my mind and so frozen, am still in slouching position in shitty attempt to act cool and adultlike so stay slouch and look at her

cont...

mooooooooooooooore

CONTINUE IT

bump

Did you gibe her the neebles Mr Weebles?

Continue it you autistic shit

>inb4 OP left the thread

come on OP finish the story

time to leave guys, OP's gone to a party in the FBI's party van

>"shwhat" i say, my body is shaking as she looks so beautiful i cant control my lips, they move in kiss formation against my will
>"neebles"
>i get pissed off, thinking about how shameful i should be
>still slouching and she leans closer
>im staring at her soft pink lips now
>her mom calls "amina come her"
>she carries on saying "any neebles"
>i just secretly love her so much and im ashamed
>still slouch but i lean forward and say "what" again
>I do this three times, like some stupid fuckin ogre
>she purses her lips together and says "neebles" again and now ive leaned so close i am a face away from her lips, and she doesnt care
>is it wrong how innocent she is
>my dick is hard behind the counter now and i visually licked my lips in front of her
>this bitch is still saying "neebles"
>her face is so pale
>I finally get it, shes saying noodles
>how fuckin cute is that
>"OH NOODLES" i said, still slouching
>she starts laughing and i feel so good
>"ahaha there over there" i point at her fuckin mom
>her mom is there and she already has the noodles
>but i didnt notice
>shes gone off now, and i jus looked at her ass
>my disgustin pedo brain looked at this beauty's ass, its so round and tight
>now i am certain i have boner
>there about to leave now and her mom walks past the counter,to the exit
>i am feelin good in the moment dont realise how pedo i am
>all i want to do is impress amina
>good posture and stick out
>she looks down as if i had some shit on my trousers
>i jus realised i had an erect boner shaping out of my track suit bottoms
>and im literally staring at her daughter
>she walks out

I fall on the counter and i want nothing more than to kill myself. i feel digusting and just wanna die. Im literally a pedophile

Her mom is jelly you weren't looking at her. Who looks at someone in the crotch anyway?

btw it was her mom that was looking at me. amina couldnt even care less. a fucking child coulndt give less of a shit about some stupid fuckin shrek human at a fuckin till.

ah fuck op

Kek'd

thats pretty good

nice dubs OP

oh shit nice dubs again

FUCCCCKKKK NICE DUBS AGAIN

Fuck you ruined it

Fuck off

So op you're basically such an autismo spreg you have to resort to sexual ozone children. Fuck some of you should really just end your lives. They sound so bad

This is now a get thread.

but OP, that was the funniest shit i've ever read

what the fuck does that even mean?

include me in the screencap

Sexualizing**

y the fuck are ther so many dubs in this thread