Birds are fucking awesome
Bird appreciation thread
Birds are fucking awesome
Ian Adams
William Carter
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Josiah Cox
Cooper Kelly
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Lucas Hernandez
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Jordan Howard
Jason Morales
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Ryan Robinson
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Elijah Cook
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Joshua Perez
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Eli Sanchez
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Dylan Campbell
do owls count?
Jayden Perry
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Blake Rogers
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Jaxson Phillips
now to dry off
Zachary Davis
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Dominic Morris
Moaarrrr
Poast dem birds!!
Liam Gomez
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Camden Allen
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Hunter Allen
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Easton Ross
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Logan Bell
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Robert Jackson
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Luis Johnson
where's the version where the bird is dancing to lil b
Luis Sullivan
Don't die on me
Dylan Jackson
BUMP
Jordan Taylor
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Logan Martinez
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Alexander Price
what the actual fuck
Julian Flores
SWIM
Thomas Miller
fucking evolution n shit right there dude
Ryan Brown
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Isaiah King
Before they give you a deadly flu.....
Oliver Nguyen
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Zachary Allen
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Chase Torres
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Jordan Peterson
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Josiah Gomez
>this meme
man, the media really fucked with the idiots
Anthony Barnes
y?
Gavin Lee
Ahhhhh yes the slow roast method.
Xavier Allen
It eats fries like I do!
Evan Edwards
That's a good bird right there fella
Levi Turner
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Austin Green
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Julian Edwards
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Tyler Lopez
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Aaron Nguyen
Noah Russell
this game was actually kekky
Isaiah Williams
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Landon Ortiz
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Michael Long
wrong pic
Landon Foster
>ywn this happy
Oliver Rodriguez
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Benjamin Nguyen
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Adrian James
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Aiden Peterson
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Mason Adams
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Connor Sullivan
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Cooper Reed
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Benjamin Richardson
Yuck I wouldn't eat that fucking shit
dead bird 0/10 presentation
Michael Flores
Cats are very smart. Do you see how civilized the cat handled that? That bird was biting its ear but cat is above petty mischief and was willing to let it slide. Raised his paw and set it back down and went back to eat until bird tried that shit again.
Levi Anderson
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James Peterson
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Jacob Thomas
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Julian Clark
more like:
>just wait until we're off camera, buddy
Liam Peterson
> aye come er cunt ill fuckin wreck ya
> you dont want this mate
Jacob Watson
Seagulls are complete dickheads. I remember being in the Bahamas, and a seagull walked right up to this little kid, cool as can be, grabbed the hot dog out of his hand, and just hopped away. Just had this "the fuck you gonna do, faggot?" look.
Isaiah Morris
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Josiah Peterson
uwotm8
Parker Gray
Not bird but always wanted one of these things. In the wild they actually pretend to be retarded and autistic to catch prey
Colton Campbell
dude I wanna be a bird
Gabriel Clark
Daniel Barnes
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Evan Morales
weasels and ferrets the only problem is the smell, you gotta use technology like a cage/w air filter and keep em' clean
Joshua Ortiz
all the omnivorous birds are dickheads. On top of that they are notoriously dangerous to smaller animals.
Herons, pelicans, gulls and shit like them are all invasive pests.
Benjamin Jackson
I've been shat on by one. Perfect dive and aim
Eli Johnson
Anyone got this seagull's number?
Leo Brooks
and GEESE don't forget GEESE
Fuck geeze, amirite?
Nathan Green
I smelled a friend of mine's pet ferret a long time ago. Used to take it on walks on a leash. It was kinda musky, but nothing I couldn't handle. I'd definitely save up for a good big cage if I ever got one. How would one get an air filter ina cage though?
Joseph Wright
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Noah Adams
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Michael White
no
owls arent birds
Michael Ramirez
Geese and swans are the worst. Especially Canada Geese. Those things are the niggers of the avian world. They just move into an area, take over the whole place, they honk and hiss and shit, and they're aggressive assholes. I hate those fucking things.
Aiden Stewart
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Thomas Perez
The balls on birds are enormous. I saw a gift before of an eagle picking a full grown tiger up from its rear leg and dropping it.
Oliver Moore
they're flying cats
Jace Jones
>a bit musky
They release that musk constantly and it accumulates constantly wherever they live.
Every single person I have ever know with ferrets stunk up their entire house, apartment and living complex with that awful stench. Worse than dogs because you can't wash it off.
It's repulsive. anyone with animals will have an animal smell but ferrets are just over the top with the literal musk.
Juan Howard
it's not about handling it user
it stinks up the house and your clothes, say goodbye to having guests if your'e not OCD on that shit
Levi Flores
must interest in this evidence
Julian Russell
just kick them in the face
Asher Hughes
I'm actually thinking of buying a Toucan. May need to wait, though, my apartment is a little small and it's too cold to have an outdoor habitat here during the winter.
Benjamin Cruz
>in a cage
You build the whole thing, and it's cheaper this way too.
I'm not a guide so google it
Nicholas Price
Hello Joe Rogan!
William Smith
know how chinese kill ducks?
with chopsticks to the heart, real shit
Easton Cooper
holy shit it's massive
user you have a fucking velociraptor
Carson Myers
i run em over with my car in the winter, they like to sleep on the asphalt.
Michael Martin
Your bird has austism sorry
Ethan Morales
Here's a Duck-Billed Spread-a-Puss in its native habitat...
Daniel Anderson
Funny you say that; I actually did just that a few years back.
I was walking to my dad's house from my place for dinner and I had to walk by this little park. There were a bunch of these niggers chilling on the grass and as I walked by, one of them started coming at me hissing and flapping it's wings.
Well, I do Muay Thai, so I wound up and kicked the fucking thing right in the neck. Dropped it like a sack of bricks. Dunno if it was dead, but I imagine it kinda had to have been.
Technocally, it is illegal to do that, though, as they're protected up here.
Asher Cooper
Aren't they edible?
>wear layers
>approach geese
>clothing gets bit
>deathgrip the goose like its your cock
free meat?