Green thread sex stories?
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kek
>be me
>putted dick in a pussy
good times
>putted
topkek
>Greenthread
Never heard of that one, OP. How do I greenthread?
>be me
>meet girl
>missionary position
>get kids
>Used tinder
>Matched hot girl
>she came over
sex
Hottest one so far!
>be me
>have sex
>not really though
>be me
>see sister naked
>dad puts penis in my ass
was pretty hot. let me come in her
fuck yeah bro!
Alright you sad cunts, I'll post a story if you keep bumping this thread
>watching my grandkids cuz family is one vacation
>someone bends over for a toy
>can`t resict
vape
>be Virgin me in high school
>girlfriend won't put out
>wants to wait for marriage
>ifuckingguess.jpg
>new girl moves to town
>makes friends with my girl
>shes over at her house all the time
>new friend comes to my work and starts flirting
>tells me I don't know what I'm missing
>come to my trailer after work and I'll show you
>best blowjob ever
>fuck her the next night
>says she's going to convince girlfriend to blow me
>It happens a week later
>still fucking friend on the side
>friend tries to get her to fuck me but she's too wrapped up in that Jesus shit
>be me
>watching porn
>cum on the screen
yes
>How do you green text?
>be me, 20 years old
>virgin
>in Amsterdam on vacation with family
>tell them I'm going off on my own for the day
>go to De Wallen (RLD)
>walking around feeling like a fat guy at a buffet, gorgeous women in the windows everywhere
>see this one smoking hot blonde with big tits
>walk up to her window
>she smiles and opens the door
>I make a little awkward chit-chat, where you from, what's your name, etc.
>heart is racing
>about to lose my virginity to this 10/10
>holyfuckholyfuckholyfuck!
>I ask her how much
>she looks straight at me and replies "I'm gonna need about tree-fiddy"
>it's around this time that I realize this prostitute is 8 storeys tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era
>I yell at her "you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! I already told you I wasn't gonna give you no tree-fiddy!"
And that's how I lost my virginity.
looks like some of those weird porn comics people draw on the internet, missing the threesome part
>go on nice date with qt
>tfw 27
>she says "take me to your place"
>tfw mom's there
>qt gets agitated
>take her inside
>forgot to hide my anime posters and transformers action figurines that I still play with
>she sits down on the race car bed
>turn on the small tv
>watch some shitty show
>I'm scared
>she's getting creepd out
>put arm around her
>she recedes
>fuck
>mom's yelling because I left my dirty socks in the living room again
>mom storms in
>she's wearing that shirt that shows her nasty cleavage
>oh, hey user who's this young woman, why didn't you tell me?
>qt girl says hello
>go to restroom
>cry
>come out
>gf is texting
>she says she has to go
>take her home
>come home
>mom's yelling at me about grand kids because she cheeked the piggy bank where I keep the jimmies and all were still there
>had them since HS
>Graduated from HS over a decade ago
>still virgin
>never used them
Nah, no threesome. I just ended up breaking things off because I knew I was never going to sleep with her. Looked her up the other day, she's fat and still not married
Muh wife:
>lost her virginity to a cable installer when she was 13
>at 15 was was fucking a 40 y.o. neighbor. He was Dom and 'taught' her to be a sub
> At 16 she was sneaking out of the house at night and drinking with 3 guys in their mid 20's. They would take turns using her every way imaginable.
>Been with 60 to 70 guys before me.
>Never married, never lived with a guy. Extreme trust issues.
Enter the slut whisperer.
>recognize immediately that she is a sub that needs to be dominated.
>first date, walk on the beach
>talk for hours
>sitting on a picnic table, dark
>I pull my dick out and force her to suck my cock
>I fuck her throat hard, tears, gagging
Fast forward two years:
> she tells her best friend that she loves me because I fuck her until her pussy, ass, and throat hurt.
That’s true love m8s!
>dating club groupie 6/10
>real freak, loves it ruff
>not that into her but a wet dick is a wet dick
>one night we're fucked up and getting it on
>she says 'i wanna show you my fetish user'
>mmmkay.gif
>girl lifts my legs like she gonna put a diaper under me
>no lie, her tounge goes straight into my fart box
>daHell?
>get an awesome blow job afterwords, then dump her
i aint kissing anything thats been in my colon...
>be me
>diamonds
>insert wet
>moan
>Tree fiddy
Did your mom at least make you some tendies after?
...
>3 years divorced
>kids live with ex and her folks
>ex starts making regular stops because I sell weed
>I’m cool with it because she can’t smoke at home
>Sometimes she has a boyfriend with her
>Eventually she starts using my place to hook up
>In time it's clear that she’s fucking a couple different guys
>I don't care. I get laid all the time and I don’t have any feel for her.
>Stops by after a night out drinking.
>Has two guys with her.
>They’re drinking and partying, one thing leads to another…
>She’s getting hammered from both ends
>She was pretty vanilla when we were married
>Now she's moaning like a whore as she gets double teamed
> Night ends, not another word and I don’t see her for a few weeks
>She calls one night and asks if she can bring some friends around.
>Same two guys, plus a third guy
>They are all over her the minute they’re in the door.
>Barely make it to the den before they have her clothes off.
>Three hours later the guys leave and she appears passed out
>I go to cover her with a blanket, I can’t help but stare
>Love bites all over, hand prints from being spanked, cum running from her gaped pussy and ass
>Then I see that she’s looking at me and she starts playing with her pussy
>I can’t take my eyes off of her
>She pleads with me to kiss her
>Her face is smeared with cum but I can’t stop myself I’ve never been so tuned on
>I kiss her and she says, “do you taste that?”
>I’m like huh?
> ”do you taste the cock on my lips?”
>I mumbled yes
>She grabs my head and kisses me deep
>”I saw you staring at my pussy, it turns me on”
>”You like me this way don’t you?”
>I can’t deny it. I’ve never been so turned on.
>”Touch my slut pussy”?
>I start fingering her soupy pussy
> “Do I taste like a submissive cock slut when you kiss me?
>Her words are fucking with my head
>”Please clean my slut pussy”
>It’s like I’m hypnotized as I move down and start licking her pussy
>Be me, 17 years old
>Go to class with nice girl, 7/10
>Her name is Anne
>Anne and I were good friends
>Anne was pretty and fun, had crush on her
>So did many others
>But Anne had crush on me too
>Didn't know this until later
>Anne and I hanged out a lot after school
>We kissed and cuddled, but weren't together
>Anne always asked, I said no
>Was too scared to commit I guess
>I could see Anne was always saddened by my rejections
>Always felt terrible
>She asked once if I even liked her
>Told her I loved her
>She asks why can't we be together then
>Was tearing up, told her everything
>Told her I loved her but I wasn't sure because commitment issues
>She said she didn't care, she wanted to be with me
>Was crying like the fag I am
>We made out, she dried my eyes and pulled me close
>"user.."
>It was time
Anyone reading?
tl;dr
its a cuckstory
fucking retard saving a thumbnail, u need to be eliminated from the gene pool.
Dude that's fucking disgusting.
ass licking femanon are cash
Underate pist
Mucho kekkage
No
Haha!! You got me!! Loved it.
yea
bunp
> be me, 21/m, virgin
> travel abroad with friends
> go to club with friends a few times
> awkward as fuck trying to hook up, being the Virgin beta and all
> persist
> one of the nights find a 6.5/10
> keep grinding, going back for drinks, grinding, etc.
> barely any need for talking, which helps in every possible way
> awkward as fuck in dancing, but drinks help, just let her feel my dick during grinding
> she loves it
> after a while of drinking and grinding she asks if I want to get out of there with her
> thinking if I should offer my apartment at this point
> she asks if I want to join her to a massage
> 'ehhh, okay!'
> go to massage with girl, some weird stuff with the desk and negotiations in a language I don't understand
> am I getting scammed or some shit?
> just go with it
> get 2 person room, 2 separate beds. 2 girls come in to massage us.
> after about an hour they finish up.
> stroking inner thighs gets me hard, probably noticeable but nothing new for massage girl either
> girls leave
> Club girl gets up to get a drink
> tell her to come lie on my bed
> she does and I start touching her,
> she notices I'm diamonds
> we're getting it on. well on my way to fingering at this point, wet as fuck
> in the end she is too shy to do it there, in a room without a lock with people walking by the door constantly
> 'can we go to your apartment?'
Contd.
my fucking sides
>be me
>Rich zip code
>Neighbors are all pedo's
>Drunken parties - doing drugs - raping kids
>My turn w/ 30ish old woman
>Broke out of the room they kept us in
>Hid in the garage under the Lincoln Town & Country
>Someone came in
Continue?
> agree and take a taxi home
> trying to be smooth/alpha
> taxi driver doesn't even understand what I'm saying
> she explains and we drive home
> no idea what to say at this point, barely even talked so far this entire night
> in awkward small talk find out that her English is actually quite poor
> just end up saying nothing for like 20 minutes
> get home, lead her up, early morning and light by now
This was a period where I was used to sleeping naked, and since I never had any girls over before the room was also a mess. Didn't think about this on the way there.
> let her into the apartment
> she's kinda shocked at the mess but tries to ignore it
> I'm trying to get it on again, we move towards bed
> pull back sheets, see a fucking shitstain from sleeping naked previous nights
> no way to describe shame at this point. Feel like I want to just disappear. Expect her to just leave and never talk again
> she's also awkward at this point. Doesn't know how to react to this.
> ends up demanding we get a cleaner to clean the room, since it's morning already anyway
> I have no idea how to ask for one since noone understands English
> she ends up going downstairs with me to translate we need a cleaner for my room, asap
> all of this awkwardness
> still can't talk much because of language, and feel too ashamed to do so even if I could
> end up with me cleaning myself in the bathroom while she waits on the balcony for the cleaners to finish up
> finally gone, room semi decent state again
> finally ready to get it on
> get it on
> first time sex, but everything kinda went okay, didn't last too long but not too bad either
> feels amazing to see girl come from being dicked
> feel amazing after this
> confess I was a Virgin before it
> girl just kinda giggles and likes it
> girl ends up staying entire weekend. Weekend full of sex.
> ends up coming by every weekend for the next month
> make sure cleaners are scheduled on Friday mornings now
> life was good
>college freshman in small liberal arts school
>staying on campus with a roommate
>had a chance to lose my v-card a week ago
>couldn't get it up, very disturbed
>fast forward to now: girl from party and tit groping session finally texts back
>roommate gone, but committed to sharing his space
>brilliant idea
>tell her to meet me at english lecture hall
>classroom with a lock
>learned the combination from a buddy
>meet her in the now dark classroom with long tables
>we lay on top of one
>can't get it up again at the last second
>don't give up yet
>jack off and focus on wonder woman
>finally get it up and ready
>ejaculate early
>in a rage, go through all the presex con el passion
>get it up again
>have sex for petty two minutes
>feel like sean connery's James Bond
>"i gotta go"
> o no you don't!!
>grab her behind the neck to give it another try
>this goes on until 5:30 or so AM
>sun's rising
>walk to my dorm victorious
>be me
>heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the express purpose of procreation.
>babies made
geez, it's almost been a decade since this happened. time flies
>18, working at a carousel in a mall
>just past christmas, and the mall is absolutely dead
>teen girl and her dad come up
>they ride a couple times, and we talk a little
>she's 17, legal
>they're from out of state (they were from Colorado) visiting a relative
>girl seems interested in me
>dad notices, and leaves her with me while he goes shopping
>girl doesn't want to know her real name, wants me to call her Severus
>conversation becomes more and more personal
>she asks if I was a virgin
>yes
>asks her if she was a virgin
>yes, said all the guys at her school worth dating are gay or taken
>asks if I would take the chance if I had the opportunity
>I dunno
>dad eventually comes back
>it's late, and they missed the last bus or something
>it's almost closing time, so I offer them a ride after I get off
>get off, pick them up in my shitty little car, and take them back to their hotel
>dad fiddling with hotel keys, overheard him say her actual name
>girl hugs me and whispers, "come back tomorrow at noon"
>noon next day
>she was still asleep, but w/e
>dad was out, no idea why
>sit on the bed
>start cuddling and making out
>start touching each other
>strip each other and play with each other some more
>we fuck
>last a couple minutes
>pulled out and came on her belly, she called me her little pornstar
>she cleans up
>get dressed
>hard again, dry hump her from behind
>she tells me no, worried her dad'll walk in
>give her my phone number and leave
>that (or next, it's been awhile) night
>getting chewed out by female friends for "throwing away" my virginity
>girl calls
>say sorry, I'm busy talking with some friends
>never heard from/saw her again
Just realized how shitty that last bit was. Hindsight's a bitch