On winter break bored af. Just finished sending a mass text. They're starting to reply. Dubs/69 decides...

On winter break bored af. Just finished sending a mass text. They're starting to reply. Dubs/69 decides. Yes most are ugly

How do?

Sharpie in pooper to them all.

Can I cum inside with you off protection?

Re-roll

Can I firmly place my asshole in between your vag lips and shit inside it?

Ugly is fun tho bro, they try harder. Just listen to that jimmy soul song if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life.

hey m'lady! you look kind of sweet today!

I fuck only ugly chicks. And right now. I wanna fuck you.

Did the white night seriously fucking get it?

Re-roll

Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love. I don't even want, none of the above I want to piss on you.

Oh shit I thought I missed the captcha. Ignore this

I'm gay

Re roll

Give me some of that ass

I wonder if human eggs are as good as caviar. Can I come over and find out?

>sonia

will you poop on me

If I shit in a sock and slapped you with it, how would you feel

OP still hasn't delivered. The white knight faggot got dubs.

Omfg and I get dubs then.

Go with the fucking human caviar one.

You're a faggot OP

Who got the dubs

I got dubs when I was saying the white knight got dubs. And seeing as I got dubs too I decided I wanted my post about the human caviar to be sent.

I didn't see any dubs above bro my bad

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You're good. There's 2 up there. And for the one I got I want you to use my human caviar post. Lmao.

I shave my Gooch and eat the hairs. Ama

Omg the deliverance. Egg-cellent

He got the next round lol

Here's your eggs

Tell her essentially. But before the eggs are fertilized. So you want to open her up wide enough to excavate them out of her ovaries.

May I show you a picture of my penis

I'll roll for this

Only if I can suck the eggs directly out of your vagina.

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no I have spoken.

Winrar

lol yea im serious

If you get laid off the egg comment then I'm gonna be floored.

Roll:
Let me shave my pubes and put them inside of you.

All bs aside, i find you extremely atteractive, would you like to skip all the bullshit and have some fun?

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What the fuck. That's not fun at all. Stop being positive retard. OP came her for fucked up suggestions. Not your beta ass attempt at getting laid.

I counter this and say no let it be said.

Take a pic of your dick, then downsize it to 10px wide and send it.

Oh. My dubs again.

Tell her the pubes inside one. Lmao.

Reroll

My dubs again lmao. Send her a dog dick pic.

One more roll and i'll drop it.

I love to put things inside my urethra, it makes feel powerful.

makes me feel* (sorry about that)

My dubs again.

Tell her you want to impregnate her then eat the baby.

(Roll for this post cause it might be dubs):

Tell her you want to shit into her vagina.

>labeouf.jpg

it was dubs. nice

Say: You into rimjobs?

All wins.

My roll?:

How about I cut my dick and fuck you so you can have someone else's blood in there for once

op ded

Only two of those replies were dubs, you unrepentant newfag.

No. He's been slow to deliver.

Roll:
I'm only on this site because I legally can't have in person contact with women anymore without written consent.

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I need you to suck my dick.

Story? Im genuinely curious

This won.

Tell her you want to shit inside her vagina.

I require to have my dick suk and will pay $9,000,000 in exotic jewel to have fuck with you baby ;-)

I could suck your dick a thousand times, swallow every single load and still not be as much of a faggot as you

"I wanna tie you to the bed and cover your uterine walls with salsa, then have you menstruate into some pasta to make it bolognesa"

reroll

No, lmao. That story was my roll for him to say to her lmao.

Roll:
Can you squirt your hot woman jizz into my bumhole?

Winrar

Lies!!!

Kekdesu

Whoops I read right over that. This hasn't been my week

Ur so retarted

It's k bby.

Roll:
Sometimes I fantasize about giving birth to a squid that escapes my vagina and immediately takes shelter in my ass. Then when I shit it out it goes back into my vagina and this cycle repeats endlessly. That would be amazing don't you think?

SURRENDER YOUR VAGINA TO ME, THE GREAT [insert your first name in all caps here] DESTROYER OF CUNTS, SWALLOWER OF THE UNBORN AND BANE OF THE STD FREE

Shit, so close. Reroll

Send nudes......of your mom

I'm homeless and need a place to stay. Can pay in anal licking and sex lasting no longer than 3 minutes.

kek
also kek

You can't even spell retarded correctly kys nigger

do a barrel roll

Reroll

Hacidic Jews tongue my anus.

I'll roll for this

OP fucking deliver the dubs from before.

This

"I can tell just by looking at you that a tea made from your dirty underwear would be so invigorating at the end of a long day"

roll

"I want to French Kiss your fartbox."

Winnnnnnnn!!!! Thank you.

"I want to kiss you where you pee."

Win

Winrar!
Delivar!

Winrar

I want to tongue punch your fart box

Analuisa looks like someone pierced a blobfish's nose and put it in a gender studies class

There's like 3 wins he still hasn't delivered on.

WINNER OP

rowlin

All wins op. Delivar

I used to work with a guy that would say that all the time about girls at work

Roll pls :(

STEAM_0:0:115143861

"I'm allergic to Latex condoms, so I have to use a non-latex alternative, like your colon. I hope that you're ready for my brand of safe sex!"

STEAM_0:1:42497596

Yes!