Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Only oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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fuck the police

Y'all gay af

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still here
and
yeah its normally a good thing

Why did the thread die?

Mods

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mods being mods, they're in rare form tonight

Mods pls have mercy.
These are truly troubling time that we live in.

I'm just listening to music while contemplating how tired I'll be tomorrow.

カラミチーマス

Misaki claimed

QOTT: How would you react if an ex-girlfriend you were still interested in texted you?

Oh
Pls stop it you'll be banned from that lewd

Not a talkative guy i assume?

Nice. What kind of cookie?

I remember one that you posted. Wew

>shinoa

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I would be probably in some other reality then because what the fuck is a girlfriend?!

i want to tounge her butt.

i wouldn't text back, it would be a mistake to get back together with the only ex i'm still interested in

An oddly specific QoTT. Could it possibly be you asking for advice, but trying to conceal it?
1. I don't date 3DPD
2. Ignore her

I would be pleasant, but distant. There is a reason she's an ex and not current
>I don't have an ex or current though

Listening to anything in particular?

Momentarily intrigued, but I'd delete the message and be about my way. There's a reason why that person is an ex and there's a reason why the message would come out the blue like that.

>xdxdfilenamexdxd

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I believe you replied to me last thread, and I kinda forgot what you said. Sorry.

youtube.com/watch?v=a41bERTFBUI

this ->

Oddly enough something like this just happened to me IRL where a girl I was dating suddenly texted me this morning about seeing me in traffic. But I'd probably go with and politely tell her off. I'm not interested in hooking up with her again.

Hopping back onto another dick? An astute observation. Also hey.

I just asked if anything was going on lately i think.

I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight all!
>Hachikuji, out.

I'd assume the passive aggressive response. They get the picture eventually

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

M-maybe we should stop, I don't want to anger the mods...

mods
are
dum
boi

I love Warframe's in game chat
Nobody ever believes me when I say something, but I'm always right

Lol fuck her. I pray you still don't have feelings for her

if the mods exist then may they strike down everyone else in the thread

If they would've been angry we would have the /waifu/ in /trash/ already.

It's against a global rule. That includes /trash/. That's why it's a global rule

See ya!
Ah. Tomorrow's my last day of school, then I'm on winter break! I'm pretty excited about that. But not much besides that.
Are you implying we stop making waifu threads?

It could be that, it could be something else. But the common denominator in someone's problems is their own self. I wouldn't even respond, radio silence is more telling with something like this. That of course, depends on you though. Don't be the dick in the glass case when she can't find any.

Nice, they've been playing this one for ages. As long as it's pre-St. Anger Metallica it's all good.

Mods being mods. Happens sometimes.

I need to read the rules more then. Thx Alicu

Why am I all sleepy now. I shouldnt be sleepy.

Global rule 13 isn't enforced on /trash/.

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St. Anger is awful, but I like their latest one.

Sticking with cute lute

That's not very global of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's more global*
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*global not guaranteed to include the whole thing

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Lol, besides the basic care I have for everyone I meet? Nah lol. I'm gonna hit the range tomorrow.

She's already sent me four texts and 3 FB messages, and the texts are all "I saw you driving today, sorry to bother you" and the FB messages are "You're ignoring me so I'm gonna ignore you back"

We'll see how long *that* lasts you thirsty broad.

Lel not a chance. See above.

Goodnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=7kPoqwj6UT8

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Their latest one isn't bad, but I guess I'm blinded by nostalgia goggles. On the plus side, that's still a ton of listening material.

Good. I can't send a fist through the monitor, but I promise you I would in person if you did something foolish like that.

'Night, Shiro.

>Earthworm Jim
Kek

Oh, well that's good to hear! well at least you'll have a lot of free time now.

That's actually mine.

It's our third anniversary today, in fact.

Saratoga claim
>That image
Kek

That's the most nonsense i've ever heard!

>Koto Claimed

>blinded by nostalgia goggles
I didn't listen to them back in the days, so I guess it doesn't affect me that much.
I think I'm gonna go pass out for now.

But it's the exact opposite of nonsense

Your idea of truth is nonsense!

But my idea of truth is the real truth.

But enough of this for tonight, getting back to anniversary fun.

Hey Yuuki. How's it going tonight?

It's pretty exploitable too. How are you?

Take it easy, see you around.

your idea of real truth is not truth!

Pretty good and you?

I'm at work until 6am lol. I'm trying to keep myself awake by listening to podcasts and reading my VN. You?

is thread dead?

pretty much

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Rewatching Musashi Gundoh for so bad it's good laughs and sore from a long hike earlier today. Weather was good so I took the opportunity to hit the nature trails and recharge.

Oh damn, but then again you did mention you'd have to be working before you go back home. Sounds like it's pretty dead over there. Comfy threads will keep you company at least?

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i want to cum in her mouth

Nice. I'm doing my usual thing ATM.

Yep, the first of 3 shifts left before I'm done! I'll be here until the threads start to die, or until 5am rolls around when my boss gets in.

I do too

post lewds?

Can't you just Google it?

>sparkly bote
Hm, vidya doesn't sound bad either.

It got comfy somewhat early tonight. Kinda surprised. Just don't nod off on the clock and you'll be fine.

I regularly stay up until 4am or later every night, this is easy. I just have to actually do work at some point

no.

and read the thread rules. Only oversexualised content

Huuuh? Fuck that shit, I'm out.

No one follows them anyway. I don't know why we bother putting them there anymore

They demolished the Mcdonalds I used to go to with the moonman statue.
Don't listen to him.

No. It can get way deader. Wait until 4 hours from now. It'll be ten minutes between replies.

Does this satisfy?
Claimed.

Cirno claimed

¡Feliz Navidad, mis amigos!

something like this

Agh, one off.
Poor me.

I was thinking more along the lines of so bored at work that you catch yourself nodding off. It's a bit easier for me since I have an office area to hide out in. I try to sleep around 2am if I don't have work the next day. It sucks waking up at the same time everyday without the alarm clock.

This. Usually I'm asleep by that point.

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(You)

Rumia claimed

I have actually taken a nap at work before in the office. I slept for like 45 minutes, no one came in, no on asked questions...10/10 would do again.

You're full of fucking shit, mate.

you're full of shit m8

Shit is full of you

Sad Houki is sad
You're full of shit

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Well, shit. Not much else to say.

That's lunch hour for me on dead days. It's a unwritten rule not to disturb the eating/sleeping boss. But I return the favor in kind too.

Or getting sleepy too.

She looks like she want to please the D

Thanks for all the (You)s

DUN GOOF