Post a photo of your ideal wife
Post a photo of your ideal wife
Levi Ross
Zachary Price
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Ryder Martin
No one would want that fat cow.
Christian Morales
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Josiah Adams
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Alexander Rivera
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Jack Torres
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Noah Fisher
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Brayden Gutierrez
Dont know why but it looks like she would have stank,hippie breath
Tyler Wood
I can understand why you'd want someone willing to hold a huge faggot.
David Reyes
Dont know why but it looks like she would have stank,hippie breath
Cameron Johnson
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Alexander Carter
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Kayden Hall
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Gabriel Lewis
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Michael Roberts
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Jason Butler
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Grayson Price
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jordan Fisher
Dont know why but it looks like she would have stank,hippie breath
Xavier Myers
ahahahhhhahahahahahahaaaa
Colton Powell
I've loved her since I was a sophomore but I can't get the courage to ask her out.
Eli Roberts
She would make me sandwiches.
Brandon White
umm.. are you sure you can't do better?
Hunter Bennett
I love her user, that fire you feel in your chest when you feel like you're in trouble, yeah that's how I feel around her.
Adam Foster
Do it pussy, if you don't ask you'll always be stuck wondering why you didn't do it. Grow a pair and ask her out fucker.
Carson Phillips
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Jeremiah Scott
I procrastinate a lot
Brandon Ortiz
I been there m8. Don't be an idiot and wait too long 'til she moves to another state like I did ;--;
Daniel Miller
Stop being a bitch, all I hear is excuses
Grayson Ward
Her dad lives in Denver we live in TN
Xavier Baker
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Jose Anderson
Fucking claimed. She's with me. Stop looking at her.
Jacob Wright
Naw, just a permanent tinge of ganja. I can live with that
Robert Gutierrez
listen here, faggot. man up, ask her out and i guarantee she'll suck your dick.
Luke Martinez
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Robert Brooks
this is literally
LITERALLY
the cutest girl in the entire known universe
Gavin Cooper
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Leo Peterson
2cute
Jason Richardson
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Benjamin Barnes
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Ayden Edwards
Magnificent
Eli Carter
>Happy Diablo III
That's how you know a bitch really cares
Jack Morales
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Adrian Perry
Weird.
Juan Foster
all i see is a spic.
Daniel Scott
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Jace Nelson
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Nathan Bailey
RIGHT?!
Isaiah Miller
a spicutie more like
Ryan Ortiz
Pretty dank user. I feel that feel, but I'm gonna have to raise you
Dylan Wright
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Andrew Torres
people with no chin pisses me off.
Benjamin Clark
Where should I take her, chinese, italian, movie? I'm a good talker and all but around her I'm a nervous wreck.
Blake Hall
You don't ask her out, you invite her to do something cool. Go see a show or whatever. The trick is to have fun with her, not to ask her out to a boring date, eat cheetos or whatever you are thinking about doing.
Find something cool. Invite her. Easy. If she says no? Fuck it, ask another girl to do something with you. Live your passions and invite other people in your little world. Get off WoW and grow a pair.
Jeremiah Martinez
i know right ?!?
Kayden Lee
Skyrim is for the Nords!
Blake Butler
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Adrian Perez
she's hilarious
Wyatt Foster
your girl has no head
Nicholas Ward
What are you talking about? Her chin is totally proportional to her face, its just that her whole face is small, that's why her eyes look huge
Dylan Martin
we can go bail this bitch out
Brody Jenkins
Kate is the cutest human being on TV anywhere. Physically she's perfect, but if the Garfunkel&Oates TV show is accurate about their real personalities, she's not really a sexual person and isn't that into it.
A few years ago I dated a QT who just was NOT into sex, it was awkward as fuck. Would not recommend.
Jose Carter
man face/10
are you a fucking faggot
Oliver Reed
The only correct answer
>always dresses nicely
>polite
>intelligent
>knows the best foods for you
>supple
Jose Torres
>that
>man face
break that shit down for me, I don't see it. Looks pretty soft and feminine to me.
William Kelly
>see a girl you like
>want to ask her out
>oh shit what do we go do
>hey dumbass, ask her to hang out and do something you like
"I'm not really into that, user."
>then you wouldn't have enjoyed her company anyway, user. Sure she's cute and has a rockin' body but so do a million other females, re-roll.
Daniel Robinson
>thinking tv shows in any way reflect the actors actual personality
are you fucking retarded?
Luke Morris
Oh buddy, do I have a surprise for you...
Matthew Clark
>thinking tv shows in any way reflect the actor/actresses actual personality
are you fucking retarded?
Oliver King
Come on, that woman has never worked a day in her life. Look at her holding that hay n' shit.
Samuel Cook
She's either gonna say yes or no. Right now you're saying no by not asking her. If she says no, then you're back where you started only you can move on. If she says yes, then you can date and probably break up after a year or so. Who knows? You might end up marrying her, but it's not likely. Either way, don't get your hopes up, but you're never gonna get anywhere by planning for the right moment all the time
Juan Bennett
This girl has been my dream girl for awhile now. Sadly, she is already married.
Carter Cook
>inb4 mommy issues
Jeremiah James
I know. No back talk
Lucas Phillips
Like I want some 6.5/10 loudmouth redheaded cunt spewing Sup Forums memes at me all day.
Aiden Clark
Grab her faggot. Grab her before she ends up on blacked.com.
John Thomas
Same as Where should I take her I'll fucking do it
Joseph Roberts
Actually perfect
Adam Young
HOLY FUCK! I am fucking diamonds
Gavin Jones
Oh well you're a faggot anyways so no worries
Caleb Ramirez
Nah, that's a fair point, but this one was actually more or less based on their lives, so you'd think you'd at least get a spitting image.
Logan Hernandez
What do YOU like doing?
Robert Cooper
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Brayden Baker
Her tits look like gogurt.
Robert Parker
Mayb u hav babby dick
Mason Green
I dare you to find a girl more beautiful than this
protip: you can't, this is the apex of human genetics
Jonathan Perez
I get it. It's all about the face. Her overflowing voluptuousness is just a lewd bonus
Nathan Lopez
What did she do user?
Hunter Scott
I like watching old movies and tv shows, I'd really like to take her out to an Italian restaurant but I'd be a wreck if she wanted me to make a move, which she wouldn't. I've been with girls before but I love her and I care whether or not she likes me.
Caleb Diaz
Don't blow your load yet. We're just getting started.
pornhub.com
Jason Reyes
Naisu joku, sempai
>doesn't want mediocre looking white trash gf
>must be gay
This is the same response tumblr whales give when people don't find them attractive
Camden Morris
See
Zachary Williams
Yeah, she's pretty amazing. There are girls with prettier faces, but her face with that body is unbelievable
Cameron Williams
>what is an artificial dick that shoots liters of artificial cum?
Justin Price
Not as bodacious as some of yours here, but I know what I want out of life.
Lincoln Nguyen
She ain't that cute.
Liam Stewart
You can keep your sluts.
Joseph Bailey
Carter Myers
A dream wife doesn't have the be the best looking person in the world. I know her personally and have worked with her for a few years. She's easily an 8/10 in the looks department (to me) but a 10/10 in personality.
Ryan Cooper
Already married her.