Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Only oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Nah im good

Claimed!

Vivian James claimed. It's been several months since I've even been here.

(Laura)
Yeah, she easily had the funniest moments.

(Yuuki)
That's what matters at the end of the day, do you work? Are you reliable? Good on both counts. Plus I'm not the kind to micro. I've been under managers like that in other jobs where it was shit like having to log in bathroom breaks or they'd match your time with security camera footage. Told myself a long time ago I'd never be that sort of boss, ever.
>posting ass
Juvia would be proud.

Hey Tali. Up to anything interesting?

SPACE PERSON

Any takers?

Not much besides staring at that magnificent ass

Good night everyone, see you tomorrow
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Ass?
lil bote

Nice, I'm stuck here at work for another 5 hours lol.

Right, and I always decided that if I ever became a manager, I wouldn't care what happens on shift as long as things get done. Cell phone use? Go for it, just don't let it get in the way of customers. Just get everything done in a timely manner and no harm done.

Rumia claimed

This guy right here

Hey, someone remembers me! I haven't been keeping up with space stuff as much as I'd like too, but I did watch the launch of the GOES-R satellite. I also missed a meteor shower thanks to clouds, much to my frustration.

Not what I meant...

That's a bit of a no-brainer since she has different world viewpoints because of her comrades in the Schwarzer Hase.

Elizabeth Claimed

still here

Trump claimed

Great claim, easily one of my top 5 best anime protagonists.

Good night Juvia. Take it easy.

Definitely magnificent.

Top heavy bote

>5 hours
I'd tell you to not look at the clock, but too late. Something about time going slower, blah blah.

>work gets done
That's pretty much the chain of command here. It's normal to see people screwing around for the last hour or so of the day which is fine since the work's getting done. It's rare that we have to pull someone aside for performance issues, but usually those fix themselves. Plus being a gov't slug helps, since workloads in the public sector are much more manageable than the private. That extra pay is only worth so much of your sanity. Not to mention how so many jobs now are freelance/contractor gigs, which is absolute shit-tier as far as benefits and retirement security go.

>German soldiers do not panic
Best XO also has great timing to go along with the misinformation too.

Who the hell do you think I am?

My wall is the wall that will pierce the heavens

big bote

And meanwhile, I followed absolutely nothing about space, and I'm incredibly sleepy.
Goodnight, space user

Heh meant to post ass

Good night.

I'm debating skateboarding in the parking lot, but there are houses nearby and I'm afraid of making noise..but yeah, if the work gets done, then there shouldn't be a problem, right? I understand the professionalism and all that, but come on, we're human, we have short attention spans lol

I keep falling back to sleep. Feels bad man.

maybe you need to sleep

Its only 6pm and I slept most of the morning. I shouldnt need the sleep.

well if you dont have anything important to do then dont fight it just let it happen

Not gonna lie, I'm a little lost when you say XO...

Now you're back on track.

Depending on the job, 6 hours of honest work, after that the productivity and focus starts to taper off. You can run people into the ground, but it kills morale, and turnover/burnout is 100% real no matter what line of work it is. I'm not your boss, but if you go skateboarding, don't get hurt. Worker's comp paperwork is a bitch and I'm sure there's a personnel rule in there somewhere about unsafe conduct on the job, etc. etc.

is right, sometimes it's best to just listen to what your body is telling you before you got no choice in the matter.

With that being said, time for me to get some rest. Good night /waifu/

>XO
Vice-Commander (Clarissa)

>Houki

Oh, so you mean like this one?

...

>Then he posts top heavy IS
Make up your mind

Oh, if I hurt myself it's my own damn fault.

Damn that blows. Hopefully my day at work tomorrow goes well.
XO is the 2nd in command on a ship. Short for "executive officer", he is the first to take command should the captain die.
>source: Im an ex navyfag
Post more ass?

>i apologize for the late response

Now I get it, but I was confused because I thought it had multiple meanings...
>Or are there?

Pretty sure only other for XO is hugs and kisses.
-tali

Wow, I didn't even make it through one thread before conking out. I'll be here much longer tomorrow, hopefully. Buenos noches.

Claimu

Which nui are yui?

Quiet night.

The OG Nui, who do i speak to?

Me

youtube.com/watch?v=9T4WB2zfmps
>Because why not?


And good night, everyone!

it is yeah

Ah, been doing anything neat lately?

Had that threesome with my wife and a qt black girl

...

Kkkkkkeeee

thicc

I actually quite like this one. I dunno why. Not classic, but calming.
youtube.com/watch?v=-jkZrSW4bE4

Wonder what's up tonight, it's normally at least a little busier.

...

Nighty, thread.

Oh, not sure how to respond to that but sounds like you had a very good time.

It was double beej was fucking awesome

ehh its been either going or almost no one is here

Claimed!

Lewd

Tell the story again tbh fam

I bet it was, sounds like things are overall pleasant for you lately then?

Not really though

>be in navy
>be 21
>go to anime expo
>meet qt girl there
>shes 16
>start dating
>dont do anything sexy till shes 18
>get married
>play porn with her aound
>she tells me she likes watching the girls
>intoduce idea of 3some
>go on tinder
>find girl
>go on a few dates
>have weekend 3 some with both
The end
Yes very

>meeting girls at anime expo
>dating 16 year old
>3some
What gods so you worship and what die you sacrifice?

No sacrifices and i worship jesus tbh.

True. I guess I just got used to it being busy the last few nights.

it should be good again like friday

Isn't Friday Christmas? I wonder how it's gunna be around here then...

youtube.com/watch?v=pkObG_npB4A

oh yeah thats a thing that will happen. guess I will see

Goodnight guys

Hello everyone.

Hanako

Good to hear, hope the holidays are great for you.
Are you a new Konata
Rest well

yes :o

Tomoko.

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fire and hanako ha its a funny joke

Ah, never seen you post a image like that.

How have you been?

Still awake..

I don't have many images, I use that pic to claim/post song I like

I'm good but it's raining at the moment :(

and how are you? :o
are you trying to sleep?

Nah, I can't. I'm at work.

I thought it was pretty cute too. So how was your day?

where do you work at 2am? :o

ive been sick all day runny nose and a headache. you?

convenience store

Ah, guess i haven't been on too often lately.

I'm sure you could find more images on /c/ if you felt like it.

That sounds like a huge pain, sorry to hear that.

I'm okay today, not up to much right now.

they let you use your phone?

lucky ducky
I used to use a different music claim but I lost all my konata pics when my pc died

it's been going for a while actually, I hope the cats are dry under the trailer ;-;

Oh no, that's not good. Mine was nice, actually got a few things accomplished today.

I'm on my laptop :D

can you take your desktop? :o

ill be fine. oh thats good maybe you can try to accomplish something else today

Ah, that's a shame, doesn't mean you can't find them all again though at least!

Oh, the stray cats are still hanging around?

...

the underneath of the trailer is basically a second home for them

they at least know that im leaving the food for them but they still get scared of me ;-;

and yeah I'm gonna have to get my pics when I build my new pc

sadly a lot of my konata pics are face edits or pc edits that miku and shiro did

Oh? whatever could it be~?

Nah haha. I wish

nursing me back to health of course. I think you may have some very interesting ways to help me recover

That's pretty cute, how long has this been going on?

Eh, they've never had real human interaction so it's no surprise.

I mean that's not too bad, and you'll get it built soon enough right?