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car crash edition

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1st for anime is shit

Just when I thought I was out

they pull me back in!

Nationalism should be a crime

agreed

t. pakigf poster

dormer 2bh lads

Being Irish should be a crime

Need a right wing gf

If my mother asks me to take care of my niece one more time her and the child are getting fucking decked

need a thicc bf

rasheed goldstein

Does America actually have any gun laws, like could you buy a tank or an attack helicopter if you had the money

Would love Obama to shag my arse desu

BREGGSIT MEANS WEGGSIT

shes hideous

this is a tad abstract but I need help

There was a program on during the day back in around '95 that I used to watch. I think it was a game show. All I know about it is that it had green coloured balls.
I used to watch it during dinner when my mum gave me a jam sandwich and those biscuits that have the stickmen doing spots.

I really want to know what it's called.

terribly undescriptive

snooker

at your service

Wish I was a rich old man playing golf all day in one of those funny hats and a polo tucked into my wacky shorts

really miss living in a residence with more than one bathroom

absolutely touching cloth right now cos this bint wont get out of the shower

I think the balls might have also turned blue

>like could you buy a tank or an attack helicopter if you had the money
You can buy tanks in the UK mate

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Lads.

...

Man, I wish I lived with a dis-inhibited blonde lesbian who sold me drugs

Sadiq Khan today ignites the independence debate by comparing Scottish nationalism to racism.

Writing in the Record, the Labour Mayor of London insists there is no real difference between voting for a separate Scotland and “trying to divide us on the basis of background, race or religion”.

Khan also compares Nicola Sturgeon’s SNP to politicians like Donald Trump who seek to fuel division.

Wouldn't mind giving her a cuddle :3

are you enjoying lyon lad

he's right there

#madman

>absolutely touching cloth right now
is this a french saying that doesn't translate?

Always wondered how an English accent sounds to native speakers when speaking other languages

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>51% Paki
HOWLING

bit mental that landlords over here get away with so much

you can't pull half the shit they pull here in other western countries

Remind people born in Scotland voted to leave but English people kept them in haha

is this nigga serious SF and SNP are lefty-liberal as fuck

you probably just take on your teacher's accent

turnabout?

>I don't hate all pensioners but
SCREAMING

>Can't you see this country is being taken over by hate extremist pensioners.
ah yes, who could forget those marches in support of fascism through the high streets of Cornwall

no its english

surprised youve not heard it

yeah diggin it

Fuming lads, they named a brand of wet wipes after my willy

Classic

PHYSICALLY REQUIRE a feedee gf

only had 5 beers last night and i feel a bit rough

am i getting old now lads? fucking hell

touching cloth is a british term (so close to pooing that the poo is touching your pants -- touching cloth)

She's already closed the poll kek

this frenchman is more english than the australian

>I don't hate all pensioners just the extremists.Can't you see this country is being taken over by hate extremist pensioners.


literally what drugs is this single mother whore on?

more

Did you eat a decent sized meal before or after? If not then that might explain it.

still there for me, maybe you're banned

That's the thing, no matter how much you pander to them the non whites will never be happy

They want more and more and more forever no matter how far you go it will never be enough

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it is. go ahead and try killing a traitorous politician in the name of your country

i expected a mockery but i was mistaken

FUCK AUSSIES

Scottish nationalism is inherently Anglophobic

>Kensington
She is the definition of a champagne socialist

i had a ready meal curry from aldi and some grapes

mate

>3am

ah yes, a great mother

this 2bh
cunt

Banned from what?

Why do the right use phrases like 'pouring unlimited money into the nhs' when we spend a smaller percentage of GDP on healthcare than almost all countries we usually compare ourselves to

lily alenowitz

banned by her. have you every shitposted at her before?

>no nudes
disappointing but thanks

wearing those pants that unzip at the knee

lel who says 'pouring unlimited money into the nhs'?

Velvet / Jenny Francis Interlude is the best track out of gang signs & prayer?

we need to stop pouring unlimited money into the NHS

pouring unlimited money into the nhs

>ready meal curry from aldi
grim

No she hasn't banned me, I can follow or unfollow her.

Privatise the NHS now!

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.

the nhs is reet
never let me down

well, it HAS, but it got it right in the end

But I like escaping north of the border for free healthcare on behalf of the taxpayer of a country I don't economically contribute to! So does my family and friends!

pouring unlimited beer into my gullet

Saw it on Guido Fawkes

order-order.com/2017/02/24/politically-weaponised-nhs-disarmed/#disqus_thread

just a cuddle? x

ah yes lily allen

we should pour the footballers wages into the nhs

did the irish have an NHS in 1649

they certainly needed it

Had toothache for the past few days. Can't afford to go to the dentist.

pouring unlimited cum into my boipucci

haha parenthesis meme :)
anime pictures :)
kangz :)

genuine question: are there any lasses in this thread?

I bet the latex smells nice

Nah mate but we do have it now provided for free off the limp wristed ængle cuckolds

just transferred money from my mum's account to my account but it went out of hers and hasn't gone in to mine WHERE IS IT

Blue top milk is for cereal
Green top milk is for tea/coffee
Red top milk is girls on a diet
Jersey (gold top) milk is for special occasions

is there any point training new doctors when robots will be better than them in 10 years

Sup Forums is an embarassment

don't worry lad we take care of all our fellow britons

not the ideal outfit for a bit of rough and tumble

not an argument

You can practically smell the underage reddit from people like this, so desperate to make it clear they're hip and cool and up to date on all the new "in jokes" from the 'chan

so this is no different to pakistani/indian independence?

typical cuckdem