My German gf sent me this on skype and she couldn't stop laughing at it

My German gf sent me this on skype and she couldn't stop laughing at it.

Please explain what's so funny Germans.

You dont have a gf

You don't have skype

Maximum German grandma over-kitsch

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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LMAO FuCKING KEK

what the fuck is a corn pizza

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>cauliflower

EXPLAIN IT

EXPLAIN IT NOW

She's being sarcastic because old people obviously don't eat this stuff. Don't you understand sarcasm?

What's the difference between sarcasm and irony?

WTF that was hilarious as fuck

Explain the cauliflower punchline.

>cauliflower

>cauliflour

Holy shit!

>Corn """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'''""""""""""""""pizza"""""""""""""""''''''''''''''''''''""""""""""""""""""""''''''''''""

>German humor

Got to love it.

She pretends to be totally cool, while she's actually just a boring old fart, because cauliflower is one of the least cool foods. It's not that hard to understand.

your gf has shit tier humor

>because cauliflower is one of the least cool foods
don't shit on cauliflower you filthy Kraut

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cauliflower is shit

remove serb

Cauliflower is shit-tier. The only way I've found it legitimately useful is if you're doing flourless pizza crusts

"mom this broccoli is ded"

cauliflower is the devils lettuce

Dr Pepper is the only good thing to come out of America

this is deep

Fuck no, that shit is far too sweet. Step it up Hans

Kek, it's dark but good
>cauliflower

German """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>German """""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

good post
bad spelling

>get win the war so thinks they can win internet arguments

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