Fight any celeb. No cameras. One on one. Three, 5 min. rounds. Tomorrow night. Who do you fight?

Fight any celeb. No cameras. One on one. Three, 5 min. rounds. Tomorrow night. Who do you fight?

Donald Trump

The kid who plays Joffrey Baratheon in game of thrones

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Kevin Nash. At least I know he'll let me get my shit in before he buries me.

Kanye west

Paul Blart or Nicolas Cage

Kevin Spacey

Nicolas Cage

Peter Dinklage or Weeman

Bill Nye the Science Guy
Love that man

Emma Watson

Donald Trump's douchebag sons.

Amy Schumer

Danny Masterson and I would mop the fucking drains with him.

This cocksucker.

Emma Watson

bill o'reilly, not because hes a conservative, but because he has convinced himself and others that he is an untouchable badass.

after i applied the three can'ts and he is flat on his back, ill piss in his face

Simple. Ryan Reynols

this guy but i dont remember his name

Andy Dick, that shit would be hysterical...

>pic related
will pound into the ground with dick

Rachael mcadams

I'm thinking maybe Cameron or Hunt.

Kenny G

sauce?

Friend punched leader singer of papa roach at a anger management tour

Ricky Gervais

Bonno.. fucking twat

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Paris Hilton. I'll fuck that little bitch up...

Adam Levine.

Periwinkle cumonthepumpkinpatch i think

William Shatner

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You have summoned Satan. You must now fight Satan, winner takes soul.

Andy Milonakis or George Bush Senior just for the lulz.

Stephen Hawking

probably the only person i could beat in a fight

Chuck Norris
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internet

>fucking hive mind

Good luck fighting a Cyborg.

Liam Neeson but for sure he'll kick my ass or James arness aka Matt dillon from Gunsmoke.

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Jennifer Lawrence. Spend five minutes sitting on her with my hands on her tits in self-defence.

Sam Bern's corpse.

Reynolds would fucking bury you dude look at what kind of shape he is in

Connor McGregor

Howard Stern

Sadie Robertson. Knock her out then rape her repeatedly.

Kirk Douglas

I would fight the entire roberston family at once

Some of you guys must be in outstanding shape for the fights you're choosing

No one said we had to win the fight

Richard Simmons, for sharing my last name and fucking up my childhood. Fuck you.

Lena Dunham, fucking destroy her

3 five minute rounds and I've seen Ryan Reynolds and Conor McGregor. These guys are in outstanding shape. Losing the fight would probably mean getting beaten to death

kanye

they would kick ur ass

Yeah, Nick Cage might be annoying but he's pretty ripped for an old guy.

Jennifer Lawrence

ohhhhh agreed. she needs her face caved in after her recent comments about wishing she had an abortion

I'm feeling a bit suicidal

I'd fight Tom Hanks.

Are you fucking kidding?

I'd fight Jimmy Fallon.

I'm 5'10' and a buck forty soaking wet and I'd still mop the floor with his asexual ass.

I'd beat him until he spit every tooth back out. Fuck that no-talent shill.

Stephen Colbert

Changing my answer.

That man is a pussy. I could've beaten his ass at 20, at 30 or at 50.

Now not, of course, because the Secret Service is watching and they're probably pissed off at being made to fight each other for his amusement.

Justin Bieber

Boy, Colbert would kick your ass.

Andy Samberg. He's done funny stuff but that cop show is unwatchable.

Edward fuckin Norton

this

I'm sure all that time at his private all boys school made him an expert at Greco-Roman faggotry, but I think I'd manage it.

The Rock

I already fought a celeb. Drunken fisticuffs in my local bar, which ended up being a haunt for a celeb who enjoyed drinking alone. Crazy part was that we had become bar buddies, but he was totally wasted and acting a fool and I tried to chill him out which ended up with us punching the shit out of each other. Good times.
Oh... Pic very related.

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With conor mcgregor, probably yes. But I doubt reynolds would.. but idk i dont know the guy

Lena Dunham

You're thinking of Trump

Verne Troyer

doubt it

Nope look it up colbert went to a private all men's school and notoriously used his ass as a cock sheath

Bunnydick Cuminersnatch

James Corden. He has weight advantage though.

loled

Ben Affleck, the cunt deserves a punch and I reckon we're a good size match.

Yeah, but on the flipside he looks extraordinarily ticklish.

Bieber and Cyrus simultaneously

but you know McGregor? wow

I appreciate this joke, user. No one else will. But i do.

James Franco

Lawrence?

This bitch, she isn't that much of a celebrity but she deserves some serious ass beating

Rob Dyrdek.

Forgot pic

You should fuck his sister, the legend of Billie Jean.

Daniel Tosh. No web redemption this time bitch.

no but i've seen him fight...

Betty White. Fuck that bitch, she should be dead by now.

Betty White.