Some chinese kid who was in the chinese army is asking me some fucking wierd shit...

Some chinese kid who was in the chinese army is asking me some fucking wierd shit. It's starting to get really fucking wierd.

>>What are the customs in america
>>your my spy? Cmon tell me about america.

>What do?
Should I start in on him?

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Send him some porn, they don't have porn in china

oh shit thats right. I'll do it

>NO EFFECT

Play along. Feed him all bullshit stereotypes you can. Have fun and share with us. Tell him you know people very close to Trump. Grabbed by the pussy.

>Play along aye!

waiting for reply then will send pic

Kek

He's surprisingly not a dirty gook

Send him pics of Nicky Minaj and tell him that's your girlfriend

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minaj is fucking nasty tho. I dont want anyone thinking i'm the lesbian lover of some aidswhore

I'm assuming he's just not very proficient in English and is using a translator for help. Except online translators between English and Asian languages are pretty shit.

I almost feel bad. He's so damn pure. and no I'm pretty sure he's just not great with english

this is a surprisingly good way to burn some time

Chinese people are horrible, dont let him decieve you.

There's only like 10 black people in China and they're all the nerdy kind. Ask him how he's on Facebook

on it

bump, to keep the thread alive.

VPN, you twat, everyone has them here.

waiting on a reply to the "how you on facebook" thing.

Also, there are a ton of black people here. You have no idea what you're talking about.

>Pic or it didn't happen faggot

>timestamp that shit to China nigger

Yeah it's a vpn. Some korean server shit.

Oh yeah, he's definitely not good at all with English.

>black hurt

Fucking love that, though.

so heres what we'll do. He'll ask a question. I'll pose it to you guys, and you guys will answer. Pretty simple. Sound good? I'll convey your answers to him.

Honestly tho
>Black hurt

Fuck you, look at Periscope in Beijing some time, you'll find black people streaming all day.

so that tales are true that asian men go for black women, thats fucking sick..

>You're just some beta cuck communist sitting in his room masturbating to a manifesto.

He wants to come to america.

>bump

we dont need that much bumping. Threaads p active m8

>no good side
>forgetting their god like penises

oh god he seriously is coming after me. Hes telling me his age. Acting mature. He's tryna get in my fictional lady pants.

The fact that you think China is a Communist country or that anyone here gives a fuck about the Communist Manifesto tells me you probably drive a shitty pickup truck with a Confederate flag sticker in the window.

hahhh

Fuck it, let him come. Tell him how great it is for foreigners here, but make sure he goes to some hicktown in the midwest. We're not all racist as shit but a good majority of people around here really are, he'll have a blast.

China is being torn apart by it's own communist bullshite.

>we are free that's all you need to know
Lmao maximum autismo right here. That's seriously the most retarded discription of a country i ever read.

Yas

No, it's not. China is fine.

>muh freedoms

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>my butt was black hurt if you know what im saying

lmfao

the military there literally swears an oath to the communist party. not the country, not the people. the communist party.

Ahahaha how you fucking loser broke in there... first full troll mode, then he goes sjw and you fall for it and change your opinion because of an asian troll. And then you state stupid bullshit about ppl having no morals or brain xD this shit is hillarious.

>says detroit is safe
>drops the ball right fucking here

gg op you faggot, everyone knows detroit is pretty much a war zone at this point and has been since the 60's

Mao's dead and no one here wants that shit back. It's communist in name only. Like how everyone pretends the US is a democracy.

America is a democracy you fucktard. Not a good democracy. But still a democracy. Also your fucking military branches dont even communicate between eachother properly.

It's really not, dude.

>You dont live in china
>you are just some sperg
>pic or gtfo

You're a fucking idiot. I served in the US military, on a joint base, we never communicated properly either. US is a republic. Fuckwit.

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I am literally in the military right now. Stop making shit up you faggot.

wat

America isn't a democracy, dude.

I was an MP, served 2000-2004. Deployed three times. Eat a dick.

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hah
>4 year pleb
>Claims shit he cant back up
>00-04 was a different time
>notice the explicit lack of a timestamp

Chinese peopel cant be trusted. They are all con artists man. Other kids right.

Kek
Be nice to the poor guy. He's going to think Detroit is one of the nice cities and avoid the US altogether.

all yall need ta shut the fuck up and enjoy the gook getting roasted fuck

No more con artists than in the states. I don't worry about people jacking my shit if I leave it unattended here.

Yeah, in my time we went to war. I don't know about you, but I didn't want to waste my entire life in the military. I bet you're one of those doofuses who spend his entire salary on some lame ass car. You drive mustang, don't you, private?

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>Went to war
>we are still at war you cuck
>get over yourself
>educate yourself about the country you in faggot

>ALL YALL SHUT UP. YOU BE TAKIN MAH OP >SPOT LIGHT. >GHAOWFUDINALKSBGNRKUSAF

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Yeah, I'm going to educate myself on Youtube. No wonder you're such a fucking moron. Where exactly are you going to war, son?

No reason he says...

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Tell him everyone in America puts Ben Gay on their balls every day.

Wait so thats not a thing? I've been doing this for years since I came to the US, what the actual fuck man?