Hey Sup Forums would I be a shitty parent if I just gave my 14 year old boy a can of Dew for Christmas?

Hey Sup Forums would I be a shitty parent if I just gave my 14 year old boy a can of Dew for Christmas?

yes

give him a can of get a goddamn job

yes oh for crying out loud just give him a pounding

a WHOLE CAN?, sound pretty generous to me

OP, why are you doing this

Poorfag

OP do you beat him

OP here by the way I got my 17 year old Daughter a car and my 9 year old an XBOX 1 and PS4

And my wife gets a diamond ring

I also got my dog a HUGE stocking and the same with my cat

I abuse my 14 year old because he's the middle child

how about get really drunk and say "this year your present is me not leaving"

I got your 17 year old daughter a pearl necklace, I got your 14 year old son the same.

>OP here by the way I got my 17 year old Daughter a car and my 9 year old an XBOX 1 and PS4
Why the fuck would you get a 9 year old not only one next gen console, but both

By saying that alone, yes, you are a fuckhat dad
What exactly does he do to warrant you being such a shitsniff to him

This is my cok

He was born second and my wife vows to abuse the second born

To make the second born jealous

No

if the middle child is the result of a one night stand with a nigger and the other two kids are white then I see no problem here.

Nah

I WILL

He's actually normal. I live in an all white rich neighborhood

All the time

Doubt it

Just use your dirty panties like a chloroform rag while giving him a reach around, he'll be happy as a pig in shite.

I don't desire to pleasure him in any way. This includes HAPPINESS

If your son loves dew af, then it is a good gift.

No but you would if you keep it.

I see a abused son has just hacked off his sperm whale mothers head on Christmas Day, ask me anything bread on the horizon.