It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
>"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
>"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader of Anonymous
Eli Barnes
bait
sage
John Ross
Geral back to bed, son.
Hudson Taylor
OP Reporting in
Jeremiah Johnson
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Jaxon Evans
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Elijah Jenkins
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Ayden Reed
Go downstairs for dinner little boy your mommy has been calling you for 10 whole minutes!
Adam Morris
Can we keep our ylyl threads?
Lucas Harris
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Caleb Adams
This is now a Ylyl thread.
Dylan Williams
>leader of anonymous
>wants moot but he's dead
Robert James
Actually it's a porn thread.
Ryder Hernandez
What can I do to help? I used to be a member of a hacking crew before I found the chan.
Jacob Collins
cool.
Ryder Brown
right with you user
Tyler Robinson
Kek u cant do shit
Juan Mitchell
Please let this be true.
Ethan Turner
I heard you wouldn't
Asher Cox
stupid fucking NIGGER
Joshua Parker
Kek you can't do shit
Ian Carter
Where are the lulz?
Aaron Miller
You have no idea This isn't funny at ALL
Wyatt Fisher
probably on 9gag
Tyler Lee
Because Im really scared of autism right now
Dylan White
nothing here is funny
Blake Cook
20 bucks says you won't do it an hour later and stay up past your bed time
Ayden Butler
This is new
Wyatt Ross
I know. But you dont even see what the fuck you are doing. Im one of the emotionaly most SENSITIVE beeings here and you do this? Thats fucked up man, no fun
Gabriel Richardson
We are anomaly. We are being of lesson. We are not being forgery and forgetfulness. We are inebriation. Expecto patronum
Michael Jenkins
>founding website of Anonymous >9 g a g
Jayden Cooper
My live is probably why nietszsche said god is dead.. Im so sick of it all Dont you see me?
Lincoln Moore
Hack me anons
Protip: You fucking cant.
Oliver Harris
mfw i read faggot op's post
Ian Miller
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Adam Stewart
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Easton King
user thank you
Living something like that is beautiful But I seem to cry for help
Mason Cruz
You been warned!
Camden Howard
you're damn right it is
Landon Williams
derailing this shitty thread make way for best gem peridot
Lincoln Gomez
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Jayden White
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Lincoln Allen
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Anthony Parker
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Zachary Ortiz
hee hee ha Anonymous, was born here this reke user is gonna wack mom /b is new master blaster of paradox porn
Zachary Powell
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Isaac Wilson
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Chase White
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Brandon Thomas
I don't even
Charles Lopez
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Grayson Wilson
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David Allen
Here is Ashley
Bentley Brooks
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Henry Wood
Bad thread
Asher Hughes
b8
but I would still give up all the sinning for blessed m00t to be here.
Sebastian Nelson
i cringed so hard my spine broke
Camden James
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Jacob Morales
Feminist pls
Jose Russell
i wonder if moot knows what hiroshima has done
Easton Parker
shitty thread kill success?
Owen Bailey
More cute perry : - )
Adam Mitchell
Wow 9gag... Not redit?
Adrian Torres
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive. Forgiveness requires humility, humility requires dignity. We have neither.
We are void of human restraints, such as self respect and common sense.
All those who break this pact will be eliminated without hesitation. And by elimination we will put their name on an icky photo and shit in each others' mouths.
Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation. Again, elimination is our word for doing very little about it.
Failure is the basis of our existence.
Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who can point out how many times we contradict ourselves in a single sentence.
Our enemies are to be flaccidly made fun of, using the same tired photoshopped stuff stolen from someone else.
Anonymous must "work" as one. No Anonymous knows anything.
Betrayal of Anonymous is both ironic and appropriate.
Manipulation of the weak and innocent is something that the truly weak believe indicates power, as such we do it alot. Not well but, often. Once a victim is no longer commodious, they are to be eliminated. Also, the cow was slaughtered in the abattoir.
REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. Like cockroaches and Catholics we need to make sure our stupidity is at least backed by numbers. Quantity over quality. Loud = Funny.
No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous. Except when Mom and Dad ground us from the computer. That's pouting time.
Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are beneath humans and mortality.
Adrian Thomas
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Oliver Cruz
fuck off
Robert Bell
Take this anony faggot! If this don't make you a man, kill your self!
Brayden Allen
Anonymous are not to partake in meaningless tasks....pffft Ahhh dude I'm totally shitting ya, that's all we do.
You are legion, for we are many. That makes it easier to defend ourselves when smart people tell us to stop acting like idiots.
Anonymous is everywhere at all times, we like to loiter. we really have nothing better to do than hang out. Yet, singular Anonymous are not permitted to know everything. Which is good, because we know very little.
All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose to drop a bag of fertilizer on their nutsack and grow a pair. Those who are not Anonymous are to be eliminated....or photoshopped into a nasty photo which ever one requires less standing and walking. Or hack a paypal account and charge PS3's, send massive amounts of cowardly and empty death threats or, whatever weak ass "criminal" act we think will make us appear powerful.
Anonymous has no weakness or flaw. Well, except maybe getting laid. That ain't happening. And a whole bunch of others. But besides crippling personality flaws, body odor, lack of humor, not getting laid and relying on shock value and memes to speak for us...we have only a few more flaws and weaknesses.
Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the Anonymous. However, an IP ban, power outage or, a light punch to the solar plexus can drop us like a bag of bad habits.
Anonymous is Zero. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both constant and unavoidable.
Anonymous is in control at all times. We just choose to waste all of it.
Anonymous has no identity. Those who are not Anonymous yet know our presence must be eliminated. Again and, I can not stress this enough people, "eliminate" means sitting on our asses all day pretending to jerk off to Goatse, while our mothers yell at us to get jobs.
Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints. We are far too fat to fit any normal conveyance, handcuffs or standard size airline seats.
Bentley Smith
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Henry Diaz
Anonymous are all equally stupid. No one is more retarded then Anonymous.
Anonymous must obey the Code. Those who do not are to be raped with our mighty e-peens, until supper time and homework, then an hour of Gameboy before bedtime.
Anonymous worships nothing because anonymous is nothing.
Anonymous cares for nothing, but Anonymous. Our existence is vapid, myopic and limited.
Humanity is the virus; Anonymous is the open wound that invites it in.
We are Anonymous, and we do not realize how little we matter.
Andrew Evans
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Christian Russell
pls god needs to smite these heathens. you can be his instrument user
Andrew Watson
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Xavier Campbell
1/10 made me reply.
Christian Ross
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Samuel Miller
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Anthony Thompson
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Christian Rogers
Heaven got fired, faggot Kill yourself
Jace Jenkins
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Leo Gutierrez
Read the filename. Gr8 b8 m8
Charles Stewart
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Levi Diaz
First off faggot; 9gag didn't spawn anonymous... Sup Forums did Secondly faggot beta-male-cuck; You probably have a 1 inch punch Thirdly; Anonymous doesnt even have a FUCKING LEADER
Nice b8 for new fags but not gods
Carter King
Holy shit go to bed thomas
Nathaniel Collins
>mfw anonymous doesn't have a leader
Levi James
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Ian Thompson
hey btards whats a good website on the dark web to buy drugs on
Landon Bailey
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Elijah Jones
>your.mom.onion
Camden Jenkins
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Carter Butler
silk road, if it still exists
Lincoln Evans
fuck you
Austin Watson
kys faggot
Tyler Butler
i already ran out of porn lol
Ryder Hill
Let me give you a hand, buddy!
Adrian Cooper
I like how you have to clearify that 9fag didn't spawn anonymous. Do pay a visit though, newfriend :^)
